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Pay cap for Wall Street (and anger)

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    CorlisCorlis Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Alternatively, I suppose that the government could simply hire people to run these companies directly until they are back in the black, though I don't know if that would work out better.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So, the employees get laid off, CEOs get billions in bonuses.

    These people should be in fucking prison. A salary cap is such a slap on the wrist its insulting.

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Narian wrote: »
    How can they be bonuses if you always get them no matter how shitty a job you're really doing?

    Isn't that just, you know, a salary?

    I know that in my job, bonuses are treated as salary (we have an equation which determines everyone's bonuses, proportional to normal salaried income), but a portion of it which is effectively performance-based for the company. In other words, our bonuses are what bonuses should be.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fuck these people.
    "I think President Obama painted everyone with a broad stroke," said Brian McCaffrey, 55, a Wall Street lawyer who was on his way to see a client. "The way we pay our taxes is bonuses. The only way that we’ll get any of our bailout money back is from taxes on bonuses. I think bonuses should be looked at on a case by case basis, or you turn into a socialist."

    That, indeed, was a recurring equation: Broad strokes + bonuses = socialist.

    "It’s a very slippery slope to go down," said another insurance broker as he waited to be seated for lunch at Cipriani Downtown. "A blanket statement like that borders on" — you guessed it — "socialism."

    It's great when the government bails out their companies, but take away their personal money? Then it's socialism. Fuck them.

    Yeah, those guys don't seem to get that the socialism part of the equation is when the government stepped in to save their sorry asses from going under. If they want to swim in bonuses, then make sure it isn't getting propped up by the government bailing them out.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Savant wrote: »
    Fuck these people.
    "I think President Obama painted everyone with a broad stroke," said Brian McCaffrey, 55, a Wall Street lawyer who was on his way to see a client. "The way we pay our taxes is bonuses. The only way that we’ll get any of our bailout money back is from taxes on bonuses. I think bonuses should be looked at on a case by case basis, or you turn into a socialist."

    That, indeed, was a recurring equation: Broad strokes + bonuses = socialist.

    "It’s a very slippery slope to go down," said another insurance broker as he waited to be seated for lunch at Cipriani Downtown. "A blanket statement like that borders on" — you guessed it — "socialism."

    It's great when the government bails out their companies, but take away their personal money? Then it's socialism. Fuck them.

    Yeah, those guys don't seem to get that the socialism part of the equation is when the government stepped in to save their sorry asses from going under. If they want to swim in bonuses, then make sure it isn't getting propped up by the government bailing them out.

    Whatever happened to a fool and his money being soon parted? Because these dumbasses still seem to be pretty rich.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    edited January 2009

    My plan will be to constantly ask D&D what I should do, and PM Goum constantly.

    Better up that to "better than 98%."

    Posting to confirm that this will not work. I could put you in contact with some good actuaries though.
    Obs wrote: »
    I'm also opposed to pay caps.


    Good thing this isn't a pay cap then.
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What would stop experienced execs from moving to another country and starting a career there? That's the real reason all those doctors and engineers fled Cuba when Castro took over - brain drain due to lack of fat paychecks.

    Nothing, but i doubt its going to happen and if it does, we may be better off since these are the guys that ran the companies into the ground in the first place.

    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

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    ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Talk about Welfare queens

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    MalaysianShrewMalaysianShrew Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think when the government steps in and all but buys your company, the rules of business are thrown out the window. Fuck their contracts and termination clauses, they don't mean shit when they wouldn't have gotten a penny if their company went under. We literally own them. And if I'm wrong and they were going to get $texas after their company went under, bankruptcy laws are fucked up and we need to look into changing them.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think when the government steps in and all but buys your company, the rules of business are thrown out the window. Fuck their contracts and termination clauses, they don't mean shit when they wouldn't have gotten a penny if their company went under. We literally own them. And if I'm wrong and they were going to get $texas after their company went under, bankruptcy laws are fucked up and we need to look into changing them.
    If the companies declared bankruptcy, they wouldn't need to pay them. Which is probably what should happen.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I think when the government steps in and all but buys your company, the rules of business are thrown out the window. Fuck their contracts and termination clauses, they don't mean shit when they wouldn't have gotten a penny if their company went under. We literally own them. And if I'm wrong and they were going to get $texas after their company went under, bankruptcy laws are fucked up and we need to look into changing them.
    If the companies declared bankruptcy, they wouldn't need to pay them. Which is probably what should happen.

    Supposedly they got around that in the 80s during the savings and loan. And I agree with the method they used

    Buy the Bank, remove the bad assets to a nationalized holding bank, sell assets to pay off debts. Fire all the managers that caused the mess(nullifying their contracts). Sell the bank back to the market clean(within 2 year or so)

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    QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Girlfriend points out:

    The point of the TARP funds is to increase lending across the country. Government is giving banks this money with the instructions: "lend this money like no tomorrow."

    It is not in any bank's individual interest to increase lending now (because it is very risky). Therefore, assuming the banks have to pay their bailout funds back, it is not necessarily in a bank's interest to actually take the bailout money.

    So this could be why the idea of capping executive pay hasn't come up before (and why Obama seems reticent)—it seems obvious, insanely obvious even, but if the government is essentially asking banks to take bailout money and lend it out against their own interest, the government may not have leverage to even ask this of banks.

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    TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    Meh, pay caps are iffy, but like multiple people have pointed out this isn't money they've earned. This is fucking welfare. Don't buy a cadillac with it. Or in this case it'd be a gold-plated chariot hauled by middle-class working families.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Talleyrand wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    Because the government (which is different from that government) will do such a horrible job that we'll go into the worst Recession in 80 years, unlike letting private enterprise run them? And we have done this before with the Savings and Loan crisis. Sweden took even further draconian steps via nationalization, I think.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Talleyrand wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    Meh, pay caps are iffy, but like multiple people have pointed out this isn't money they've earned. This is fucking welfare. Don't buy a cadillac with it. Or in this case it'd be a gold-plated chariot hauled by middle-class working families.

    Basing the capabilities of government on the Bush administration is a little like basing humanity's ability to do math on Paris Hilton.

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    ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Talleyrand wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    What? The problems with Katrina were because of crony appointments to FEMA that transformed it from the Federal Emergency Management Agency to "Here's an easy job worth $60k a year for all my friends, oh, yeah, we have to do some work, occasionally, too." Iraq had problems for a variety of reasons, not least of which was:

    1) The people we used in Afghanistan to force out the Soviets with we armed and then abandoned after the USSR left, leaving a country with half its population 15 or under and little education and less infrastructure, leading to terrorist factions.

    2) Iraq is a unique country with a mix of Sunni and Shia Muslims, as well as a sizable Kurdish population, highly unlike most other Middle Eastern countries, and with their gov't toppled, infrastructure destroyed, and terrorist factions recruiting around the blocks, a lot of internal fighting broke out.

    And both of those situations (Iraq and Katrina) developed as a result of mismanagement by Bush, not by gov't in general. In case you hadn't noticed, new guy at the top now. Just because your last representative did a piss-poor job doesn't mean that any representative inevitably would.

    EDIT: Alternatively, what enlightened said.

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    DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd like to point out that within the federal (and, IIRC, each state) government, no employee may have a higher salary than the President.

    When these banks accept federal bailout money, they become de facto government-sponsored enterprises, so I don't see why they shouldn't follow that same rule. It's not like this is involuntary, anyway: if you want to keep paying people more money than the President makes, simply don't accept our taxpayer dollars. I mean, there must be some banks out there that are financially sound enough to get by without, right?

    Sidenote: I am still unconvinced that the best way to handle this economic crisis is to hand out vast gobs of money to groups of people who have proven themselves incapable of competently handling vast gobs of money.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Republican MO is to deliberately fuck up government in order to deregulate under the guise of "government just fucks things up".

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daedalus wrote: »
    I'd like to point out that within the federal (and, IIRC, each state) government, no employee may have a higher salary than the President.

    When these banks accept federal bailout money, they become de facto government-sponsored enterprises, so I don't see why they shouldn't follow that same rule. It's not like this is involuntary, anyway: if you want to keep paying people more money than the President makes, simply don't accept our taxpayer dollars. I mean, there must be some banks out there that are financially sound enough to get by without, right?

    Sidenote: I am still unconvinced that the best way to handle this economic crisis is to hand out vast gobs of money to groups of people who have proven themselves incapable of competently handling vast gobs of money.

    I'm with you. If a bank wants to benefit from the (admittedly SOCIALIST) practice of the government saving their asses with vast wodges of cash, they have to play but the government's rules when using that cash. If they don't want to go all socialist, then they have to play by the rules of the CAPITALIST free market - i.e. pay your CEOs whatever the fuck you want, but don't come crying to anyone when you have to declare bankruptcy for your goddamn fuckwitted business choices.

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    SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Talleyrand wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    Meh, pay caps are iffy, but like multiple people have pointed out this isn't money they've earned. This is fucking welfare. Don't buy a cadillac with it. Or in this case it'd be a gold-plated chariot hauled by middle-class working families.

    My understanding of the typical role when government steps in and nationalizes banks is that it guts them, chops off some limbs, then sells what's left back to the private market once things have calmed down. This is somewhat different than having Bank of America permanently being the Bank of America.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, regardless of how this all pans out, in a few years time when the dust has settled and the economy is working again I have a feeling that there'll be some trust busters rising to prominence. It's sort of funny given that the new liberal movement calls itself progressives as we really are kind of are reliving the Progressive era in drips and drabs.

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    TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Savant wrote: »
    Talleyrand wrote: »
    Argus wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Frankly they are lucky we don't take our preferred shares and fire them because we own their sorry asses.
    They're hoping people do that, Goum. That means their termination clauses kick in, which is basically jackpot day for them.

    What's the problem with nationalizing them, again? No, really, someone give me a link that tells me why, other than

    Socialism!

    Yeah, just look at the spectacular job they did of running things in Iraq and in New Orleans after Katrina. As we now know these banks are just too big to fail, which is exactly why I don't want the government running them.

    Meh, pay caps are iffy, but like multiple people have pointed out this isn't money they've earned. This is fucking welfare. Don't buy a cadillac with it. Or in this case it'd be a gold-plated chariot hauled by middle-class working families.

    My understanding of the typical role when government steps in and nationalizes banks is that it guts them, chops off some limbs, then sells what's left back to the private market once things have calmed down. This is somewhat different than having Bank of America permanently being the Bank of America.

    That's something I whole-heartedly support. Just because Obama would be in charge if we did decide to nationalize an industry doesn't mean things could drastically change in 4 years. Even though Republicans tell us to be afraid of socialism our government still has a very long history of involvement with industry, usually at the lower classes' expense. I don't believe Americans have as much to fear these days, but that's merely because the buck as been passed to even poorer countries due to globalization.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Qingu wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    He was referring to the $30k that Qingu as talking about. Which I assume has about a 50% chance of being hyperbole.
    It was hyperbole.

    But if we could actually and fairly determine who was especially complicit I'd have no problem putting them on food stamps. Or just throwing their asses in jail.

    Here's a hyperbole.

    A guy is sitting in a wheel chair protesting at the side of a building, shouting "Kill the rich!" while holding a sign that says "Kill the rich!", to all those who pass him by on the sidewalk. Just then, a top business exec with the darkest suit you've seen, a blood red tie and slick black hair walks by, reaches into the inner pocket of his coat and throws down a cool wad of bills onto the protester's lap; A million dollar bills.

    The protester exclaims "Oh Thank You! Thank you! I'm rich!"

    Then, just as coolly as before, the exec reaches into the other inner pocket of his coat, pulls out a snub-nose and blows a bullet through the protester's head and into the wall behind him. Then the exec picks up the wad of bills from the guy's lap and walks away, successfully robbing him.

    He was never fined.
    I just found this masterpiece from Quid's randomized sig, and I am now experiencing some new kind of emotion, a mad cross of uncontrollable mirth and complete awe. Should this be reported for Awesome? It really is something that should be preserved.

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