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[Mini-Phalla] Party Games - RESULT

MicroMicro Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
PHALLA - Party Games



"This isn't particularly fun" said one.

"You're right there" said another.

"This is the worst party I've ever been to" continued the first.

"Quite" agreed the second

"How about we get a few guys together, cause some trouble, and lighten this place up a bit?"

"Sounds fun"

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And so began the biggest party-poop in history.

Now, one hour later, our lovely host has called the assembled throng together.

"Two people are dead in my bathroom. Now, I'm not saying it's any of you, but if it was you, I want you to know that you've ruined my party. You've really, really ruined my party. Now, again, I'm not saying it's any of you, but if anyone has any suspicions, do let me know. That will be all"
*********

And so now we're in the unenviable position of finding two dead bodies in the bathroom, and not knowing who the hell did it.

Let's try to sort it out, eh?


*****

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.

Each night, all players will vote for the Regular who should be barred. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions would really be helpful, but aren't obligatory, and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.

Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.

I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.

This game will start (if we get signups in time) on Monday, February 2nd, meaning Day 1 will end on Tuesday 3rd.

Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5).

Interested players should !SIGN UP in any colour - I just chose red because it's pretty. Roles will be randomly assigned.


12. warban
20. Roy
26. It Burns
27. GrimmyTOA


1. Wildcat, Tyler Durden - Found murdered, but you imagined it, because he never really existed
2. Ohtsam, Steve Buscemi - Voted Off
3. The Lawninator, Stephen Hawking - Couldn't bear to live without Zot
4. garroad_ran, Dwight Schrute - Found Murdered
5. kuhlmeye, Gordon Brown - Killed. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
6. kime, OJ Simpson - Found murdered
7. DasUberEdward, Santa - Bored of Life
8. Toxic Toys, Bill O'Reilly - Couldn't bear to go on without his wine - escaped the house
9. FrostMist, Peter Molyneux - Bored of Life
10. scrivenerjones, Steve Irwin - Found Murdered
11. abotkin, Cardboard Tube - Found Murdered - Resurrected - Found Murdered
13. JaysonFour, Hiro Nakamura - Found Murdered
14. Cold Salmon and Hatred, Gregory House, MD - Voted off
15. enlightenedbum, Tom Cruise - Killed. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
16. The_Reflection, Barry Manilow - Voted Off
17. Hellbunny, Basil Fawlty - Bored of Life
18. MacGuffin, MacGuffin, Maximus Decimus Meridius - Found Murdered - Resurrected - Found Murdered
19. Witch Doctor, DBM, Batman - Voted Off
21. Zandracon, Mr T - Bored of Life
22. Kay, Mowgli - Voted Off
23. Darian, Rick Astley - Killed. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
24. Doxa, Paris Hilton - Killed. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
25. stew_stick, Barack Obama - Found murdered
28. MonkeyFeet, Sherlock Holmes - Found Murdered

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DAY 1 NARRATION
    DAY 1 RESULTS
    DAY 2 NARRATION
    DAY 2 RESULTS - PRELUDE
    DAY 2 RESULTS
    DAY 3 NARRATION



    Villager Role PM


    Inactivus

    1. You will be expected to vote every day - one miss is allowable (we all have lives) but a second miss without warning to me via pm will result in insta-death. You will not be warned if you're approaching inactivus. Missing votes does NOT need to be consecutive. If you miss the vote on day one, and then (let's say) on day 4, you'll be killed on day 4, regardless of how active you were on days 2 and 3.

    2. There will be some compulsory 'additions' to voting. To give you some warning, for the village they will occur on ODD DAYS so be prepared to join in - it won't take any more than one minute, I promise (think along the lines of the 'Dog Race' in Fox & Phalla, or the 'Tea Orders' in Phalla Ted). For those with additional roles/powers, etc, you will of course be expected to send these in as normal. All roles are assigned randomly, so if you don't think you can commit yourself to a full role in the game then don't sign up.

    3. I'm not going to insist that you post a minimum number of times in a day, etc

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up, please!

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign Up
    Time to spend even more of my shallow life on a forum

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign Up!

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Get some

    kuhlmeye on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up please! Micro, those rules sound suspiciously similar to some other minis you've ran recently. You wouldn't be copying and pasting, now would you?

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What else is there to do for the 'standard rules' other than copy and paste?! I can assure you the game is brand new :D

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LET'S RAGE WHOO!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm in.

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up I love magenta so GODDAMNED MUCH

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know me Micro, I'm always up for a mini of yours! !Sign up for the must be betrayed by my teammates to win role. :P

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup I never thought i would of said this but. I think the main is to big.

    warban on
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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    sure why not

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up, what the hell

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    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sign up

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • HellbunnyHellbunny Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !SIGNUP

    ...You DID say any color. >_>

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    Zombie-a-Day! I'm open for suggestions!
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Party time! Excellent!

    MacGuffin on
  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !What? I wasn't in the bathroom with those two dead hookers.

    And if I were they definitely weren't dead at the time.

    Who said they were hookers?

    You can't prove anything!

    It was perfectly legal!

    Stop judging me with your eyes!

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hellbunny wrote: »
    !SIGNUP

    ...You DID say any color. >_>

    any ONE color. hope you like night 0 modkills >:|

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep, Witch Doctor did have hookers and blow.

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  • RoyRoy Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    abotkin wrote: »
    You know me Micro, I'm always up for a mini of yours! !Sign up for the must be betrayed by my teammates to win role. :P

    Only if Darian signs up as well.

    (am I that transparent?)

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sure, why not, let's sign up!

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Go on, I'll give this a go and Sign up!

    I could do with the experience.

    Kay2 on
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    You know me Micro, I'm always up for a mini of yours! !Sign up for the must be betrayed by my teammates to win role. :P

    Only if Darian signs up as well.

    (am I that transparent?)

    Fine, sheesh.

    Ask for a rules clarification, do the obvious thing to try to win, and this in the thanks I get?

    Darian on
  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited February 2009
    this looks to fit my schedule this week.

    !signup

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

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  • HellbunnyHellbunny Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Micro wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    You know me Micro, I'm always up for a mini of yours! !Sign up for the must be betrayed by my teammates to win role. :P

    Only if Darian signs up as well.

    (am I that transparent?)

    Fine, sheesh.

    Ask for a rules clarification, do the obvious thing to try to win, and this in the thanks I get?

    Aww.... Poor thing
    But yeah, that sounds about right.

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    Zombie-a-Day! I'm open for suggestions!
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Micro wrote: »
    abotkin wrote: »
    You know me Micro, I'm always up for a mini of yours! !Sign up for the must be betrayed by my teammates to win role. :P

    Only if Darian signs up as well.

    (am I that transparent?)

    Fine, sheesh.

    Ask for a rules clarification, do the obvious thing to try to win, and this in the thanks I get?
    Hark, comrades, The Betrayer has come. 'Tis the Time of Vengeance.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I love meta-phalla

    (again, Darian did exactly as intended, hence it was there as a balancing mechanism - it's just fun to have a bit of a dig here and there)

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  • It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !In like Flynn!

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    1 place left.

    Inactivus clause is going to be added to post number 2 (currently reserved). MAKE SURE YOU CHECK IT OUT - if you can't abide by it, let me know asap.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up then

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Reserves only now.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Strong chance I can get this up and ready for tonight.

    If this is a problem for anyone, please do let me know - otherwise, I'll work towards trying to get the role pms out tonight.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Looking forward to it!

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