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The Great Outdoor Phalla! GAME OVER! MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device," wins!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think I'm part of the ebum clan now, actually. Which means Jebus is being silly.

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Does anybody have a count on how many people have joined what side?

    I think ebum might have more people at this point, but since those people are obviously much weaker than us, i'm not sure it matters much.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Kime

    Because I guess we are on the same side this time. This must be "Team Evil."

    !Gundam470 Because he thinks we can count. We will show him!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Does anybody have a count on how many people have joined what side?

    I think ebum might have more people at this point, but since those people are obviously much weaker than us, i'm not sure it matters much.
    Astraphobia has 10 men, enlightenedbum has 13. 4 have yet to pledge a side and Thetheroo has decided to pledge neither.

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  • Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Does anybody have a count on how many people have joined what side?

    I think ebum might have more people at this point, but since those people are obviously much weaker than us, i'm not sure it matters much.
    Astraphobia has 10 men, enlightenedbum has 13. 4 have yet to pledge a side and Thetheroo has decided to pledge neither.

    A Stubbs...stands alone?

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Does anybody have a count on how many people have joined what side?

    I think ebum might have more people at this point, but since those people are obviously much weaker than us, i'm not sure it matters much.
    Astraphobia has 10 men, enlightenedbum has 13. 4 have yet to pledge a side and Thetheroo has decided to pledge neither.

    A Stubbs...stands alone?

    If The-fucking-the-roo is the son of Rodney I will shit my pants so hard men will die.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Okay actually upon double-checking the thread everyone has pledged allegiance.

    A few people had to get swapped to maintain team balance so listen up!

    Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia
    Malkor "the merciless man"
    Speedy "Gonzalez" Swaf
    behemoth, "The Man With a Larger Body Than You"
    gundam "you should see what happened to the first 469" 470
    The "Big Burly Fucking" Lawinator- Rudy Cava
    evil "Fought his Way Out of the Womb" bob
    Variable, "The Man Who Punches People"
    Element "Kickassium" Brian
    FunkyWalt "Destroy a Man with Style" Dogg
    One Thousand "Raging" Dicks
    Casual "Ass-Kicker" Eddy
    kime, "The Man Who Did Not Kill His Brother, in Spite of Any Allegations to the Contrary"
    DasUber "Stronger Than His Father" Edward


    enlightened "Gonna make you piss through your eyesockets" bum
    Ohtsam "who will kick your ass so hard you don't even know"
    Mike "I don't need a fuckin' nickname" Danger
    Zek, "The Man that Might Kill You"
    oldman "Has mauled 3 generations of assholes" ken
    LewieP's "Consumed her son to gain his courage" Mummy
    Jason "Full of Fury" Todd
    HamHam "Eats his Opponents" J
    Gosling "of the Sonuvabitch Clan"
    Oski "who has three testicles"
    MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device"
    "Holy" JebusUD
    Power "Gonna Rape your Grandma" Puppies
    Ludious "who has beaten several men to death"
    PRËTËNTIÖüS "who will kill you with umlauts"


    The "the" roo


    Gimme a couple seconds and I'll have a vote count. Unless you say otherwise, if you got swapped and voted for your old army leader I'm assuming you want to switch to the other army leader. If you voted for some random member of the other army and got swapped, I'm gonna throw your vote out, so you need to vote again. People that got swapped will be PM'd to make sure they don't miss this message.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Minor question, what the hell is with this team stuff? I really don't get it.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Poor kime, the cake was in fact a lie for him.

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Poor kime, the cake was in fact a lie for him.

    I'll never lie to my men.

    I guess there is no honor in your army sir. Goodday.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Minor question, what the hell is with this team stuff? I really don't get it.

    It's just a way to keep things organized while we have a lot of people.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    VOTE COUNT:

    Astraphobia's army:

    enlightenedbum- 7
    Malkor, SpeedySwaf, Behemoth, gundam470, Casual Eddy, TheLawinator, Variable, One Thousand Dicks

    Oski- 2
    Astraphobia, Element Brian

    enlightenedbum's army:
    Astraphobia- 9
    Ohtsam, Mike Danger, enlightenedbum, zek, oldmanken, Powerpuppies, LewieP's Mummy, Jason Todd, Ludious, HamHamJ, Gosling, Oski, PRËTËNTIÖüS, MacGuffin

    kime- 1
    JebusUD

    Thetheroo's "army"

    kime-1
    Thetheroo

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So like.


    should we all switch to oski, do Astra and EB want to switch to the good choice or what

    I think we want to keep Astra alive. At the very least until elightenedbum is dead.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Poor kime, the cake was in fact a lie for him.

    :cry:

    *sniff* I better get some cookies Astra!

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, I'm back from my visit to Sheffield Uni, and my vote count doesn't match up to either of the other 2, so I'll recount. Groan.

    Or maybe I'll just go to bed, and see what the morning brings.

    Oh, and I bake wonderful cookies, and a chocolate cake with chocolate chunks in it, Tia Maria poured into it, and covered in a dark chocolate ganache. Mmmm

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cookies and cake would be the best thing.

    Even if they were shipped on a slow boat from the Isles...

    HINT HINT

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    Cookies and cake would be the best thing.

    Even if they were shipped on a slow boat from the Isles...

    HINT HINT
    . . . . .

    Yeah, not catching it.

    Except that I like cookies and cake!

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    K, Ill switch to enlightendbum since it might mean the ruin of our leader if I dont...

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Our leader is threatened?

    !Kime
    !EB

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You seem to have no leader, based on how the allocation post looks. You're a free agent.

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You seem to have no leader, based on how the allocation post looks. You're a free agent.

    Its a tough free agent market this year.

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !enlightenedbum

    Since it looks like its gonna be a slugfest. Yeeehaw!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This ends in an hour and 23 minutes, right?

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    This ends in an hour and 23 minutes, right?

    Yes.

    Well, an hour and three minutes now.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It ends at 12:05? I think you did your math wrong :P.

    I think I didn't vote yet. Oopsies. Anyone got a count?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheLawinator is not on my team I think? Well he's not now!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Last call for vote changes!

    Current tally:

    On Astra's team: Votes for enlightenedbum: 11: Malkor, SpeedySwaf, Behemoth, gundam470, Casual Eddy, TheLawinator, Variable, One Thousand Dicks, Astraphobia, Element Brian, FunkyWaltDogg

    Votes for PRËTËNTIÖüS: 1: kime

    On bum's team: Votes for Astraphobia: 14: Ohtsam, Mike Danger, enlightenedbum, zek, oldmanken, Powerpuppies, LewieP's Mummy, Jason Todd, Ludious, HamHamJ, Gosling, Oski, PRËTËNTIÖüS, MacGuffin

    Votes for Kime: 1: JebusUD

    On Thetheroo's "team":

    Votes for enlightenedbum: 1

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    TheLawinator is not on my team I think? Well he's not now!

    Just so you know he is on your team.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I win, you missed me :P.

    Oh he is? Bugger. Law, I'll try again.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OH! I'm on Astra's team. I knew that.

    PRËTËNTIÖüS is such an annoying name to type.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What? I'm already on Astra's team, at least I signed up for it.

    Oh well, I'll do it again.

    !Astra.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    What? I'm already on Astra's team, at least I signed up for it.

    Oh well, I'll do it again.

    !Astra.

    I... oh.

    OH. When you said "FUCK YO BULLSHIT" you were pledging Astra, not telling me to fuck my bullshit.

    That makes sense.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You've been on your own team all day silly.

    pfft, I object that ruling. Let TTR be on his own!

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    You've been on your own team all day silly.

    I have not!

    I will gladly give my life for Captain Bullshit.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DAY 1
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    Good news, Barryheads! I've made it through the first eight hours of Day One and have come under the wing of Son of Rodney, who by all accounts is the direct descendant of legendary champ Rodney Leonard Stubbs. A spitting image of the great RLS, he impressed us straightaway by taking down Malkor, "The Merciless Man", with a single well-placed jab to the kidney.

    A few of the blokes fighting under Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia" tried to lay a beating on our own army leader, enlightened "Gonna Make You Piss Through Your Eyesockets" bum, but in a brilliant (if brutal!) display of strategy he used our own Power "Gonna Rape Your Grandma" puppies to deflect the attack! Even that daft bloke who's sworn off allegiances, Thetheroo joined in! Fortunately, we managed to hold off the attack, and we even managed to take down their army leader, who was secretly Perfect Ron Sipes!

    Unfortunately it wasn't all daisies and rainbows for us. One of the bigger fellows managed to do in PRËTËNTIÖüS, "Who Will Kill You With Umlauts." As they left, it seemed like Element "Kickassium" Brian was the man in charge of their army now that Sipes is out.

    I'll keep you posted, Barryheads!

    SUMMARY:
    -Malkor was broken down into his component pieces by Son of Rodney
    -Astraphobia, aka Perfect Ron Sipes, was beaten by enlightenedbum's army.
    -PRËTËNTIÖüS was given a honky-tonk style blowjob by Country-Western singer Cody Travis.
    -Element Brian is the new leader of Astraphobia's army.

    EDIT: Well shit apparently you can't hotlink from Achewood.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, I am so badass I have no allegiances.

    Well, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh yeah I forgot to edit that on the update post.

    Do you want to stay unaligned or do you want me to put you with Astraphobia's team?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Our leader died already :(. What happens now?

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hell yeah, unaligned like a real man.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You can hot link from achewood. You just gotta dig real deep.
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    Also

    Hells YES Enlightenedbum!. THAT MAN IS RUDE!

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