Okay actually upon double-checking the thread everyone has pledged allegiance.
A few people had to get swapped to maintain team balance so listen up!
Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia
Malkor "the merciless man"
Speedy "Gonzalez" Swaf
behemoth, "The Man With a Larger Body Than You"
gundam "you should see what happened to the first 469" 470
The "Big Burly Fucking" Lawinator- Rudy Cava
evil "Fought his Way Out of the Womb" bob
Variable, "The Man Who Punches People"
Element "Kickassium" Brian
FunkyWalt "Destroy a Man with Style" Dogg
One Thousand "Raging" Dicks
Casual "Ass-Kicker" Eddy
kime, "The Man Who Did Not Kill His Brother, in Spite of Any Allegations to the Contrary"
DasUber "Stronger Than His Father" Edward
enlightened "Gonna make you piss through your eyesockets" bum
Ohtsam "who will kick your ass so hard you don't even know"
Mike "I don't need a fuckin' nickname" Danger
Zek, "The Man that Might Kill You"
oldman "Has mauled 3 generations of assholes" ken
LewieP's "Consumed her son to gain his courage" Mummy
Jason "Full of Fury" Todd
HamHam "Eats his Opponents" J
Gosling "of the Sonuvabitch Clan"
Oski "who has three testicles"
MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device"
"Holy" JebusUD
Power "Gonna Rape your Grandma" Puppies
Ludious "who has beaten several men to death"
PRËTËNTIÖüS "who will kill you with umlauts"
The "the" roo
Gimme a couple seconds and I'll have a vote count. Unless you say otherwise, if you got swapped and voted for your old army leader I'm assuming you want to switch to the other army leader. If you voted for some random member of the other army and got swapped, I'm gonna throw your vote out, so you need to vote again. People that got swapped will be PM'd to make sure they don't miss this message.
So, I'm back from my visit to Sheffield Uni, and my vote count doesn't match up to either of the other 2, so I'll recount. Groan.
Or maybe I'll just go to bed, and see what the morning brings.
Oh, and I bake wonderful cookies, and a chocolate cake with chocolate chunks in it, Tia Maria poured into it, and covered in a dark chocolate ganache. Mmmm
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Good news, Barryheads! I've made it through the first eight hours of Day One and have come under the wing of Son of Rodney, who by all accounts is the direct descendant of legendary champ Rodney Leonard Stubbs. A spitting image of the great RLS, he impressed us straightaway by taking down Malkor, "The Merciless Man", with a single well-placed jab to the kidney.
A few of the blokes fighting under Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia" tried to lay a beating on our own army leader, enlightened "Gonna Make You Piss Through Your Eyesockets" bum, but in a brilliant (if brutal!) display of strategy he used our own Power "Gonna Rape Your Grandma" puppies to deflect the attack! Even that daft bloke who's sworn off allegiances, Thetheroo joined in! Fortunately, we managed to hold off the attack, and we even managed to take down their army leader, who was secretly Perfect Ron Sipes!
Unfortunately it wasn't all daisies and rainbows for us. One of the bigger fellows managed to do in PRËTËNTIÖüS, "Who Will Kill You With Umlauts." As they left, it seemed like Element "Kickassium" Brian was the man in charge of their army now that Sipes is out.
I'll keep you posted, Barryheads!
SUMMARY:
-Malkor was broken down into his component pieces by Son of Rodney
-Astraphobia, aka Perfect Ron Sipes, was beaten by enlightenedbum's army.
-PRËTËNTIÖüS was given a honky-tonk style blowjob by Country-Western singer Cody Travis.
-Element Brian is the new leader of Astraphobia's army.
EDIT: Well shit apparently you can't hotlink from Achewood.
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I think ebum might have more people at this point, but since those people are obviously much weaker than us, i'm not sure it matters much.
Because I guess we are on the same side this time. This must be "Team Evil."
!Gundam470 Because he thinks we can count. We will show him!
But it loses its thread
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A Stubbs...stands alone?
If The-fucking-the-roo is the son of Rodney I will shit my pants so hard men will die.
A few people had to get swapped to maintain team balance so listen up!
Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia
Malkor "the merciless man"
Speedy "Gonzalez" Swaf
behemoth, "The Man With a Larger Body Than You"
gundam "you should see what happened to the first 469" 470
The "Big Burly Fucking" Lawinator- Rudy Cava
evil "Fought his Way Out of the Womb" bob
Variable, "The Man Who Punches People"
Element "Kickassium" Brian
FunkyWalt "Destroy a Man with Style" Dogg
One Thousand "Raging" Dicks
Casual "Ass-Kicker" Eddy
kime, "The Man Who Did Not Kill His Brother, in Spite of Any Allegations to the Contrary"
DasUber "Stronger Than His Father" Edward
enlightened "Gonna make you piss through your eyesockets" bum
Ohtsam "who will kick your ass so hard you don't even know"
Mike "I don't need a fuckin' nickname" Danger
Zek, "The Man that Might Kill You"
oldman "Has mauled 3 generations of assholes" ken
LewieP's "Consumed her son to gain his courage" Mummy
Jason "Full of Fury" Todd
HamHam "Eats his Opponents" J
Gosling "of the Sonuvabitch Clan"
Oski "who has three testicles"
MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device"
"Holy" JebusUD
Power "Gonna Rape your Grandma" Puppies
Ludious "who has beaten several men to death"
PRËTËNTIÖüS "who will kill you with umlauts"
The "the" roo
Gimme a couple seconds and I'll have a vote count. Unless you say otherwise, if you got swapped and voted for your old army leader I'm assuming you want to switch to the other army leader. If you voted for some random member of the other army and got swapped, I'm gonna throw your vote out, so you need to vote again. People that got swapped will be PM'd to make sure they don't miss this message.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I'll never lie to my men.
I guess there is no honor in your army sir. Goodday.
It's just a way to keep things organized while we have a lot of people.
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Astraphobia's army:
enlightenedbum- 7
Malkor, SpeedySwaf, Behemoth, gundam470, Casual Eddy, TheLawinator, Variable, One Thousand Dicks
Oski- 2
Astraphobia, Element Brian
enlightenedbum's army:
Astraphobia- 9
Ohtsam, Mike Danger, enlightenedbum, zek, oldmanken, Powerpuppies, LewieP's Mummy, Jason Todd, Ludious, HamHamJ, Gosling, Oski, PRËTËNTIÖüS, MacGuffin
kime- 1
JebusUD
Thetheroo's "army"
kime-1
Thetheroo
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should we all switch to oski, do Astra and EB want to switch to the good choice or what
I think we want to keep Astra alive. At the very least until elightenedbum is dead.
*sniff* I better get some cookies Astra!
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Or maybe I'll just go to bed, and see what the morning brings.
Oh, and I bake wonderful cookies, and a chocolate cake with chocolate chunks in it, Tia Maria poured into it, and covered in a dark chocolate ganache. Mmmm
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Even if they were shipped on a slow boat from the Isles...
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Yeah, not catching it.
Except that I like cookies and cake!
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Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
!Kime
!EB
Its a tough free agent market this year.
Since it looks like its gonna be a slugfest. Yeeehaw!
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Yes.
Well, an hour and three minutes now.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I think I didn't vote yet. Oopsies. Anyone got a count?
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Current tally:
On Astra's team: Votes for enlightenedbum: 11: Malkor, SpeedySwaf, Behemoth, gundam470, Casual Eddy, TheLawinator, Variable, One Thousand Dicks, Astraphobia, Element Brian, FunkyWaltDogg
Votes for PRËTËNTIÖüS: 1: kime
On bum's team: Votes for Astraphobia: 14: Ohtsam, Mike Danger, enlightenedbum, zek, oldmanken, Powerpuppies, LewieP's Mummy, Jason Todd, Ludious, HamHamJ, Gosling, Oski, PRËTËNTIÖüS, MacGuffin
Votes for Kime: 1: JebusUD
On Thetheroo's "team":
Votes for enlightenedbum: 1
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Just so you know he is on your team.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Oh he is? Bugger. Law, I'll try again.
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PRËTËNTIÖüS is such an annoying name to type.
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Oh well, I'll do it again.
!Astra.
I... oh.
OH. When you said "FUCK YO BULLSHIT" you were pledging Astra, not telling me to fuck my bullshit.
That makes sense.
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pfft, I object that ruling. Let TTR be on his own!
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I have not!
I will gladly give my life for Captain Bullshit.
A few of the blokes fighting under Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia" tried to lay a beating on our own army leader, enlightened "Gonna Make You Piss Through Your Eyesockets" bum, but in a brilliant (if brutal!) display of strategy he used our own Power "Gonna Rape Your Grandma" puppies to deflect the attack! Even that daft bloke who's sworn off allegiances, Thetheroo joined in! Fortunately, we managed to hold off the attack, and we even managed to take down their army leader, who was secretly Perfect Ron Sipes!
Unfortunately it wasn't all daisies and rainbows for us. One of the bigger fellows managed to do in PRËTËNTIÖüS, "Who Will Kill You With Umlauts." As they left, it seemed like Element "Kickassium" Brian was the man in charge of their army now that Sipes is out.
I'll keep you posted, Barryheads!
SUMMARY:
-Malkor was broken down into his component pieces by Son of Rodney
-Astraphobia, aka Perfect Ron Sipes, was beaten by enlightenedbum's army.
-PRËTËNTIÖüS was given a honky-tonk style blowjob by Country-Western singer Cody Travis.
-Element Brian is the new leader of Astraphobia's army.
EDIT: Well shit apparently you can't hotlink from Achewood.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Well, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
Do you want to stay unaligned or do you want me to put you with Astraphobia's team?
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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Also
Hells YES Enlightenedbum!. THAT MAN IS RUDE!