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    DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dennis Quaid in a jetpack.

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093066/quotes

    Beach-head: What's that bow-wow doing here?
    Law: That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!
    Beach-head: This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law!
    Law: Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.

    Ah, sweet childhood memories. I vote the thread title be changed to AT EASE, DISEASE! and the topic of discussion changed to the already existing and undoubtedly superior G.I. Joe toy commer... I mean film.

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You shut up, the Street Fighter Film is one of the best things ever made.

    The new one, on the other hand, looks awful.

    Taking itself way too seriously awful.

    Sorry, girl is too hot, can't hear you.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Wait.... Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Cobra Commander?

    I'm in line already.

    Holy fucking shit. This is real. Holy shit what? YESSSSSSS

    Yeah, apparently he was totally jazzed when they offered him the part and signed on right away

    Really?


    Really?



    Really?


    Definitely seeing this trainwreck of a movie.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Wait.... Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Cobra Commander?

    I'm in line already.

    Holy fucking shit. This is real. Holy shit what? YESSSSSSS

    Yeah, apparently he was totally jazzed when they offered him the part and signed on right away

    Really?


    Really?



    Really?


    Definitely seeing this trainwreck of a movie.

    Someone comes up to you and says "Want to play Cobra Commando in a blockbuster movie?" and you're saying your response wouldn't be fuck yes?!


    What are you some kind of gay

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd make a huge deal out of my desire to method act the part of Cobra Commander

    it would be the perfect excuse to just be a complete asshole to everyone all the time

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    rew.jpg

    this is my favorite picture in the entire world

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Snake Eyes' mouth is still weirding me out

    I mean, it's a mask, but it merges right into a mouth so it looks like his skin is made of black rubber

    wouldn't it have just been better to have it smooth there?

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    is he supposed to have black foma rubber skin?

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've never seen a single episode of G.I. Joe or owned a single action figure.

    Every last one of you is old and dying.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Burden, I forget, how old are you

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    i'm probably younger than you and i played a ton with gi-joes when i was little

    you were just sad and poor

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Melting their arms and sticking swords and guns on them. Having them worship my Apocalypse toy. Crushing them with the Green Ranger. Then raping them with the Turtles.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man I had so many TMNT toys

    they're still in my basement back home

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i'm probably younger than you and i played a ton with gi-joes when i was little

    you were just sad and poor

    mostly sad

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Snake Eyes' mouth is still weirding me out

    I mean, it's a mask, but it merges right into a mouth so it looks like his skin is made of black rubber

    wouldn't it have just been better to have it smooth there?

    I think they just painted over his body with black paint

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Melting their arms and sticking swords and guns on them. Having them worship my Apocalypse toy. Crushing them with the Green Ranger. Then raping them with the Turtles.

    i used to fuck up the hips and heads and recreate scenes from the exorcist

    also toothpick swords

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    channing tatum is one of those actors who i would watch in just about anything
    i think i would even watch him in some kind of movie where he made out with other dudes

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I should really learn Adebesi's real name.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Melting their arms and sticking swords and guns on them. Having them worship my Apocalypse toy. Crushing them with the Green Ranger. Then raping them with the Turtles.

    i used to fuck up the hips and heads and recreate scenes from the exorcist

    also toothpick swords

    After the rubber band holding their legs to the upper body would eventually break my G.I. Joes would then be able to fly like Cannonball in the X-men.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Wait.... Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Cobra Commander?

    I'm in line already.

    Holy fucking shit. This is real. Holy shit what? YESSSSSSS

    Yeah, apparently he was totally jazzed when they offered him the part and signed on right away

    Really?


    Really?



    Really?


    Definitely seeing this trainwreck of a movie.

    It's the only reason I'm seeing it

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Snake Eyes' mouth is still weirding me out

    I mean, it's a mask, but it merges right into a mouth so it looks like his skin is made of black rubber

    wouldn't it have just been better to have it smooth there?

    He doesn't seem to actually be wearing a body suit. It looks like he just has black paint on his body

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Snake Eyes' mouth is still weirding me out

    I mean, it's a mask, but it merges right into a mouth so it looks like his skin is made of black rubber

    wouldn't it have just been better to have it smooth there?

    He doesn't seem to actually be wearing a body suit. It looks like he just has black paint on his body

    Yeah, though there's also something unnatural about the texture to my eyes

    edit: look at his left shoulder, the way it's folding around the shoulder joint and the top of the bicep

    also on his abs

    I don't think that's skin

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm pretty sure it's some kind of light suit.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    or dark suit

    its pretty black :3

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I wasn't talking about the color I was talking about the material. Some kind of very light and very thin wetsuit.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tugga knows you weren't talking about the color because he's just being difficult

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    The worst thing about the old GI Joe toys was when the rubber band that held the legs and torso together got twisted and worn out...you knew if it twisted the wrong way it would break...so many legless GI Joes...

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you know I might be trying too hard but I was watching the trailer really slow with mouse control and I think it's Cobra soldiers jumping through that bus.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You shut up, the Street Fighter Film is one of the best things ever made.

    The new one, on the other hand, looks awful.

    Taking itself way too seriously awful.

    Sorry, girl is too hot, can't hear you.

    Kristen Kreuk?

    Really?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    movie will probably just be hollywoodized

    g i jew

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i wish this was being directed by eric fensler

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You shut up, the Street Fighter Film is one of the best things ever made.

    The new one, on the other hand, looks awful.

    Taking itself way too seriously awful.

    Sorry, girl is too hot, can't hear you.

    Kristen Kreuk?

    Really?

    Yes she is. You turn gay recently?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've just never thought of Kristin Kreuk as so hot that it could drown out other, worse things.

    That's why I don't watch Smallville, for instance.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    too many jokes, I can't even decide

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Geebs what is your pain level at with the Transformers trailer
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2009
    it's 0 on the pain scale and a 10 on the "oh ok I'm bored now" scale

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    movie will probably just be hollywoodized

    g i jew

    There was a big shitstorm in pre-production because there were rumors that it would be turned into a multi-ethnic international team because they figured such an overtly "American" movie wouldn't do well in foreign markets, financially

    obviously they canned that idea though

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    but G.I. Joe's always been multiethnic

    well, the 80s team had a bunch of black guys at least

    and wasn't there an Inuit guy?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    but G.I. Joe's always been multiethnic

    well, the 80s team had a bunch of black guys at least

    and wasn't there an Inuit guy?

    Well, ok, the international part was the big thing then

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