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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    do your presentation through interpretive dance

    Or strip dance. That would work too. I for once rarely care what strippers have to say.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy wrote:
    Gah! I've lost my voice, I have acne around my mouth, and I have a 40 minute presentation next week.

    This is hardly ideal.

    I lost my voice once, back when I was an undergrad. I spent a week without talking, not a single word. I had to carry a pen and paper, and write messages to people I wanted to tell something to.

    Hey, maybe that could work for your presentation. Make giant cue-cards and pass them one after the other.
    Foreplay talk between you and your girlfriend must've been pretty interesting.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy wrote:
    do your presentation through interpretive dance
    Or strip dance. That would work too. I for once rarely care what strippers have to say.
    That is a horrifying typo.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Actually, you'd probably only make me laugh at your harder than I am right now. I'm not actually sure that's possible, but still.
    Are you still on track to die all alone?

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Actually, you'd probably only make me laugh at your harder than I am right now. I'm not actually sure that's possible, but still.
    Are you still on track to die all alone?
    Killed by Cass, too.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Gah! I've lost my voice, I have acne around my mouth, and I have a 40 minute presentation next week.

    This is hardly ideal.
    I lost my voice once, back when I was an undergrad. I spent a week without talking, not a single word. I had to carry a pen and paper, and write messages to people I wanted to tell something to.

    Hey, maybe that could work for your presentation. Make giant cue-cards and pass them one after the other.
    Foreplay talk between you and your girlfriend must've been pretty interesting.
    Foreplay? Oh wait, that's the part before the man finishes, right?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    yo dogz

    fiveplay


    take five

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Gah! I've lost my voice, I have acne around my mouth, and I have a 40 minute presentation next week.

    This is hardly ideal.

    I lost my voice once, back when I was an undergrad. I spent a week without talking, not a single word. I had to carry a pen and paper, and write messages to people I wanted to tell something to.

    Hey, maybe that could work for your presentation. Make giant cue-cards and pass them one after the other.
    Foreplay talk between you and your girlfriend must've been pretty interesting.

    Richy? Girlfriend?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm on the pooper!

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy? Girlfriend?
    He had one not too long ago but it didn't sound like foreplay ever came up...or anything else for that matter.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Gah! I've lost my voice, I have acne around my mouth, and I have a 40 minute presentation next week.

    This is hardly ideal.

    I lost my voice once, back when I was an undergrad. I spent a week without talking, not a single word. I had to carry a pen and paper, and write messages to people I wanted to tell something to.

    Hey, maybe that could work for your presentation. Make giant cue-cards and pass them one after the other.
    Foreplay talk between you and your girlfriend must've been pretty interesting.

    Richy? Girlfriend?

    Hey, up to recently I had a girlfriend. Now focus on Hacksaw. He's the one laughing at you.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    my dream is to be online and shitting at the same time. I hate shitting, it's such a fucking waste of time.

    It's funny, I'll sit around on a message board all day, or playing videogames, but it's only when I'm dropping a duece that I feel like I could be really making a difference with my time.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Woohoo, _J_ gets unbanned tomorrow.

    So, Richy, I guess your sex talk with your girlfriend did not go very well.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Actually, you'd probably only make me laugh at your harder than I am right now. I'm not actually sure that's possible, but still.
    Are you still on track to die all alone?
    I'm laying the rails as we speak!

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable wrote:
    my dream is to be online and shitting at the same time. I hate shitting, it's such a fucking waste of time.

    It's funny, I'll sit around on a message board all day, or playing videogames, but it's only when I'm dropping a duece that I feel like I could be really making a difference with my time.
    You could buy a laptop or something, or maybe there's a niche market here for toilet/computer combos. Avoid ones with built-in webcams though.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    So, Richy, I guess your sex talk with your girlfriend did not go very well.

    Yeah, that kinda back-fired.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable I am living your dream.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Jesus, just read a magazine or a book or something.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable I am living your dream.

    And that's just very, very sad.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    All I've got is my old issue of Shonen Jump.

    I need to get the new one.


    Okay I need to finish up

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    So, Richy, I guess your sex talk with your girlfriend did not go very well.

    Yeah, that kinda back-fired.
    Could you...share? So that future D&Ders might learn from your mistakes. Think of the Kusus, won't you?

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Doc wrote:
    Jesus, just read a magazine or a book or something.
    Dude, paper's dead man! Silicon is the way of the future! If you're not jacked in you're not alive!

    Or some such nonsense.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable I am living your dream.

    in more ways than one, I'm sure.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    So, Richy, I guess your sex talk with your girlfriend did not go very well.

    Yeah, that kinda back-fired.
    So, no buttsex?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    Jesus, just read a magazine or a book or something.
    Dude, paper's dead man! Silicon is the way of the future! If you're not jacked in you're not alive!

    Or some such nonsense.

    wouldn't that cause anal bleeding?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2006
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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Elkamil wrote:
    This going to be one of those things "aimed at Conservatives" that actually tend to be funnier from the liberal side of things? Funnier in a "laughing at" way rather than a "laughing with" way.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    Elkamil wrote:
    This going to be one of those things "aimed at Conservatives" that actually tend to be funnier from the liberal side of things? Funnier in a "laughing at" way rather than a "laughing with" way.
    See also: Liberality for All.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    variable you depressed me

    edit:
    "Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County. My dad will beat me again."

    this is a good episode

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    ... but conservatives aren't funny.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable wrote:
    ... but conservatives aren't funny.
    But conservatives trying to be funny? Now that's hilarious.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    So, Richy, I guess your sex talk with your girlfriend did not go very well.

    Yeah, that kinda back-fired.
    Could you...share? So that future D&Ders might learn from your mistakes. Think of the Kusus, won't you?

    So... first off, no rubbing peanut butter all over your face before meeting a girl.


    Turns out she has this "no sex 'till marriage" philosophy she never shared with me... which is funny since she's an atheist. Seems she's a traditional atheist. Anyway, bringing up sex also brought up, in her mind, the question of marriage. And when we agreed we didn't want to marry each other, this brought up the question of long-term, and the lack thereof in our relationship. In that light, it looked like we were both in a relationship with no future. She did not enjoy this new perspective on our relationship, and we decided to call it off now, before we became too emotionally involved together and the inevitable break-off became too hard on both of us.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    variable you depressed me

    what did i do?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable wrote:
    ... but conservatives aren't funny.
    The problem with conservative humor is that it's conservative first, and funny second. This is why South Park is so successful: it's funny first, and conservative second. The Daily Show is also primarily focused on the "funny," rather than the "liberal."

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    ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Elkamil wrote:
    The way I look at it, almost every comedy show or satire show I see uses the same talking points against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney," Surnow said. "The other side hasn't been skewered in a fair and balanced way."

    :roll:

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2006
    They should get Dennis Miller to host it.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    I think I might suffer from S.O.-S.A.D.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Elkamil wrote:
    So, a Fox News show designed to entertain more than it informs all the while really sticking it to those silly liberals.

    How do they stay so fresh.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Doc wrote:
    I think I might suffer from S.O.-S.A.D.
    Then Seattle is definitely the place for you. :P

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Variable wrote:
    variable you depressed me

    what did i do?
    Pushed on his head really hard?

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