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I can't feel my face I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE
Mysst
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The dentist, ladies and gentleman. He is at once your best friend and your worst enemy. He shows his care for you by jamming metal objects in your mouth and yelling at you to floss more. And then, after it all, he makes you pay him mucho dinero. For example, I just paid $723 for a crown, and have two more to do! Hooray!
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he sterilized things with a bic lighter right in front of me before sticking them in my mouth. at one point during my root canal when we had already tried like thirty little plastic roots and i was all fucked up on sedatives he and his two assistants just sat in the hallway and drank coffee and told jokes for ten minutes.
also, i heard him say "OH SHIT" really loud when i was dozing off at one point
I am scarily comfortable in a dentist's office, though, and always have been.
A dentist.
Who needs them? Same with the blacks and the jews.
I am also a habitual chewer of toothpaste gum, so maybe that helps, I dunno.
Hahaha, oh man CrackedLens that is a pretty excellent legacy.
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it was on the building and everything
i remember back when steve martin was funny
This is the best lesson in parenting.
Pistols at dawn sir
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you distract him, I'll shoot him in the back.
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my friend's dad is an orthodentist with the last name Bonebreak. my friend is also in dental school right now, so in the future, it will be Bonebreak and Son, DDS. how badass is that?
But I also have no cavities and no wisdom teeth, so I've never needed anything doing beyond the usual polishing
who and what?
"Ohh you have such strong teeth, Oh wow, so Hard and Strong."
It was weird because it's the first time I've been there without being covered under my mom's plan
So when it was done the receptionist was like "Eh, don't worry about it, we have your mom's card on file"
"Oh, I'm not covered anymore, I'm over 21 now."
"Eh... it's alright."
Well alright!
I shall serve as your second, Hunter, in the highly unlikely event that you take a direct shot through the heart.
also, i'm thankful that i never had to deal with getting my wisdom teeth taken out
Uh count again there, buddy.
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the steve martin that is currently starring in Pink Panther 2 is not as good as the Steve Martin from The Jerk
:^: :^:
Do I really need to say anymore? Some of the stereotypes are true.
that is fuckin' great
I hope the chairs look like giant bones
also he had better name his instruments things like "bonesmasher" and "the extractor"
that'd be much better than dr. ruth's "Mister Thirsty"
but still i need to get a root canal and i refuse to do it unless i am hit over the head with a sledge hammer or something
Not for me
You're not British. We disowned you. Sorry, we had a meeting, did you not get the memo?
Die Hard 3 II
or
The Marine II
Yeah, you posted, like, right before me, so you definitely get dibs. Are there thirds in pistol dueling? I could polish your cleats or something, I guess....
but Steve Martin on 30 Rock was fantastic
one good showing every 5 years does not a comeback make
You know for a guy that gives me so much shit for my Favre loyalty you sure have a lot of tolerance for a guy that hasn't been funny in roughly 20 years.
I must break you.