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Beavo's academic dodecathalon (bowen's fingers taste weird, causes concern- pg19)

beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
So the long standing, mostly unfounded opinion that Canadians and much of the world have about Americans is that they suck at world geography

I say mostly unfounded because really the only things we have to go on are videos like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

she personally believes that ...you as americans...don't have maps.
and ...well...statistics, but...who cares about those, right? it's calculus' lame little sister anyways.

so i stole this amazing quiz site from NAC, he posted it in the AC
there are some damn smart, well-informed people who I've spoken to in this forum, most of whom happen to be Americans.
let's see how many of you can locate countries on a map.

http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/euroquiz.html
http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/afrquiz.html
http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/asiaquiz.html
http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/oceania_quiz.html (this one is fucking haaaaard. i will be amazed if people get good scores on this, because FUCK)
http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/samericaquiz.html
http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/centralamquiz-ver2.html

you can access all of them from the drop down menu on there
you can even go so far as to do country capitals, and break down the countries into their provinces and states
but those are fucking difficult as hell.

so do some of the world ones and post your scores.
they're fun
and i learned a lot from them
i basically spent my saturday night plotting out world geography like a total dorkotron.

edit: otaku suppository has either cheated or is the king of geography
so he gets my crown
now onto SCIENCE:

http://www.sporcle.com/games/elements.php

Edit 2: Otaku suppository is schooling us all, he also takes the science crown (so far) with a score of 110.
Kazhiim takes the pokemans

and now, on to philosophy in this epic forum test of knowledge and brains.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/famousphilosophers.php

edit 3: bongi takes the win for philosophy

disney moves are a go: http://www.sporcle.com/games/disneyanimatedmovies.php

edit 4: otaku must be cheating cause he aced disney

anatomy up ins:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/3letterbody.php

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    really?

    coldbird. on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I learned state capitals from Animaniacs does that count

    Me Too! on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    But I already know I suck at geography.

    When I was in second grade, I moved to a new school and their second grade class had already had to memorize the state capitals and so I never got to properly learn them.

    Jimothy on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the other quiz thing where you have to name all the countries of the world in 15 minutes is better

    Zephyr on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    these quizzes are cool

    i totally failed at the europe one

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    beavotron on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    these quizzes are cool

    i totally failed at the europe one

    fuck me, i did too
    like really really badly

    embarrassingly so
    it's the small cluster of countries near greece that fuck me right over.
    there's just so many of them!

    beavotron on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it's not that hard

    i mixed up slovakia and czech republic and then andorra and san marino

    microstates can s my d

    Zephyr on
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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    no, i just thought you framing this thread under "testing the theory of american ignorance" was absurd

    coldbird. on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    I got 86/144 for the Europe quiz :/

    edit: 31/39 for the South America one

    Garlic Bread on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    these quizzes are cool

    i totally failed at the europe one

    fuck me, i did too
    like really really badly

    embarrassingly so
    it's the small cluster of countries near greece that fuck me right over.
    there's just so many of them!

    yeah

    it's like 'the former republic of macedonia' and i'm like 'this is like a shattered pane of glass here, damn'

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    something totally worthwhile
    Someone thinks highly of herself!

    Bedlam on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    no, i just thought you framing this thread under "testing the theory of american ignorance" was absurd

    it was just a funny catch to open up the thread
    D&D called, they miss you, better get on back over there.

    beavotron on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    Kept misclicking the areas instead of the dots but I'm pleased.

    Let's see how I do on the Europe quiz.

    The_Scarab on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    something totally worthwhile
    Someone thinks highly of herself!

    you fuckin' know it!
    i'm the best bitch up ins

    'cept for bel
    and mully...

    ...and viv...

    ...and sara.

    dammit, fuck you bitches
    other than them, i'm the best

    oh wait..jordyn
    ..usagi
    leli

    :(

    beavotron on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
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    Kept misclicking the areas instead of the dots but I'm pleased.

    Let's see how I do on the Europe quiz.
    jesus!

    i just clicked all over the place till i got one right.

    beavotron on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    no, i just thought you framing this thread under "testing the theory of american ignorance" was absurd

    it was just a funny catch to open up the thread
    D&D called, they miss you, better get on back over there.

    besides, we already have "talking to americans"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    I got 86/144 for the Europe quiz :/

    edit: 31/39 for the South America one

    i also did way better on south america
    i did okay on south american capitals too

    beavotron on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    The Europe quiz is kind of gay because no-one cares about Eastern Europe I mean really

    bongi on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    central asia is gay as hell

    Zephyr on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
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    fff

    bongi on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?

    The_Scarab on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's a demon
    A dancing demon!

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
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    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?
    That's one of the few places I actually knew.

    bongi on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
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    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?

    that little enclave between poland and lithuania

    jesus christ you didnt know that?

    Zephyr on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
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    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?

    that little enclave between poland and lithuania

    jesus christ you didnt know that?
    Clearly you and the country you hail from is a fucking idiot!

    Bedlam on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    SOUTH AMERICA I WILL CONQUER YOU

    Nuzak on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Europe one wasn't too hard. I mean you were getting free points for half of it for spain and france and shit.

    Then when you get into the baltic states it gets tricky. I was still under the impression serbia and montenegro were one state. Only gained independence 3 years ago.

    That shit changes far too often. They need some long lasting countries like the rest of us.

    The_Scarab on
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    no, i just thought you framing this thread under "testing the theory of american ignorance" was absurd

    it was just a funny catch to open up the thread
    D&D called, they miss you, better get on back over there.

    first you want to be serious, then you want to be silly

    make up your mind
    i'm just shit-stirring, don't mind me

    coldbird. on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guess who sucks at africa?
    me

    toto would not be proud
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE

    basically the only ones i knew were congo, democratic republic of congo, egypt, nigeria, niger, ivory coast, ghana kenya and madagascar... oh and south africa obviously
    the rest i was like...clicking and guessing.

    beavotron on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    coldbird. wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    really?

    naw man, i was totally joking, let's just talk about dicks instead of something totally worthwhile
    :rotate:

    no, i just thought you framing this thread under "testing the theory of american ignorance" was absurd

    it was just a funny catch to open up the thread
    D&D called, they miss you, better get on back over there.

    first you want to be serious, then you want to be silly

    make up your mind
    i'm just shit-stirring, don't mind me

    i'm a blend
    like that cream
    you guys are just expected to know
    it kills humble, he hates it, but hey, that's what you get for dating an awesome person.

    beavotron on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    fuck you, monacco and andorra

    Zephyr on
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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Got 111 on the Europe quiz, and I'm sure I'd do embarrassingly bad on the others.

    A duck! on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah im pretty terrible at this stuff
    funny thing is i would have done waaaay better while i was in high school
    3 and a half years of electrical engineering knocked all this trivia out of my head

    Zoolander on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
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    fuck you, monacco and andorra

    those are two that i got
    i got like 132 or something on it.

    i'd redo them, but i already have the advantage of having done them last night
    i should have screen-capped
    or i'll just cheat and redo them and get perfect scores and you'll all be "oh beav you are a genius"
    and i'll be like "yeah it's nothing"

    beavotron on
  • CoreoCoreo Sydney AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm not doing this out of embarrasment. I'm just going to assume I would do well, I don't want to have that assumption ruined.

    Coreo on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
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    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?

    that little enclave between poland and lithuania

    jesus christ you didnt know that?

    are you being serious? I genuinely didnt even know it existed at all. Im like 'man what?' and started clicking random baltic countries.

    how do people know about kalinigrad?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    2ljj7eh.png

    Seriously where the fuck is Kalinigrad?

    that little enclave between poland and lithuania

    jesus christ you didnt know that?

    are you being serious? I genuinely didnt even know it existed at all. Im like 'man what?' and started clicking random baltic countries.

    how do people know about kalinigrad?

    how do people know kalinigrad and not andorra, the most smallest and adorablest country ever

    Nuzak on
  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hint: he's not being serious

    coldbird. on
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