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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    The Pick of Destiny is not as good as their self titled debut

    Although Beezleboss, the precursor to Tribute, is a fucking blast.

    The fact that Dave Grohl is one of the Tenacious D all-stars and plays the devil is fuckawesome.

    Seriously. <3 Daevez

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    The Pick of Destiny is not as good as their self titled debut

    Although Beezleboss, the precursor to Tribute, is a fucking blast.

    The fact that Dave Grohl is one of the Tenacious D all-stars and plays the devil is fuckawesome.

    I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL
    *drum solo*
    CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKING TASTY
    *killer riff*

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    The Pick of Destiny is not as good as their self titled debut

    Although Beezleboss, the precursor to Tribute, is a fucking blast.

    The fact that Dave Grohl is one of the Tenacious D all-stars and plays the devil is fuckawesome.

    I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL
    *drum solo*
    CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKING TASTY
    *killer riff*


    [FONT=Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial][SIZE=-1]I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
    WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT
    THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST
    I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
    I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL
    I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL[/SIZE][/FONT]

    Hunter on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so wait

    did they really make a minimum accuracy joke on the Boat song?

    Because I could have sworn that's what that line about the "five nines" was about

    what in the world are you talking about

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I probably misheard it. I'll have to listen again when I get home from work. I could have sworn like a third of the way through he says something about being confident about something to "five nines." (99.999%)

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I probably misheard it. I'll have to listen again when I get home from work. I could have sworn like a third of the way through he says something about being confident about something to "five nines." (99.999%)
    here are the lyrics:

    Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
    Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
    But stay on your motherfucking toes
    We running this, let's go

    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

    I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
    Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
    Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
    You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

    Take a picture, trick (trick)
    I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
    We drinking Santana champ,
    Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
    I got my swim trunks
    And my flippie-floppies
    I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
    Straight flipping copies

    I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
    The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
    But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
    I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

    I'm on a boat and
    It's going fast and
    I got a nautical themed
    pashmina afghan
    I'm the king of the world
    On a boat like Leo
    If you're on the shore,
    then you're sure not me-oh

    Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

    Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
    I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
    This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

    Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
    Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
    Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
    Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

    Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
    It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
    Poseidon
    Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

    Never thought I'd see the day
    When a big boat coming my way
    Believe me when I say
    I fucked a mermaid

    I'm on a boat
    I'm on a boat
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
    I'm on a boat
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah, I've got no excuses, then



    as usual

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeessssssss

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    The Pick of Destiny is not as good as their self titled debut

    Although Beezleboss, the precursor to Tribute, is a fucking blast.

    The fact that Dave Grohl is one of the Tenacious D all-stars and plays the devil is fuckawesome.

    I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL
    *drum solo*
    CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKING TASTY
    *killer riff*


    [FONT=Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial][SIZE=-1]I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
    WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT
    THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST
    I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
    I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL
    I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL[/SIZE][/FONT]
    The opening song is still my favorite, though. fuckin' meatloaf, dude.

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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I just bought the CD over lunch. after the first run through a few things came to mind.

    1) I remember why people hate buying CD's. So many fucking seals/stickers to get through. I broke the jewel case just opening the damn thing.

    2) These guys pretty much covered every type of music I grew up listening to. It is as good as the stuff from back then and now. The western mixtape song was dead on.

    3) Natalie Portman is more gangsta than 3/4 of the rap game. I never heard some dude say, "all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick". Maybe ODB, but he was just crazy.

    4) "Like a Boss" is my new favorite song.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    huh

    after listening to this cd I suddenly had the desire to go buy some chex mix

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    So I just bought the CD over lunch. after the first run through a few things came to mind.

    1) I remember why people hate buying CD's. So many fucking seals/stickers to get through. I broke the jewel case just opening the damn thing.

    2) These guys pretty much covered every type of music I grew up listening to. It is as good as the stuff from back then and now. The western mixtape song was dead on.

    3) Natalie Portman is more gangsta than 3/4 of the rap game. I never heard some dude say, "all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick". Maybe ODB, but he was just crazy.

    4) "Like a Boss" is my new favorite song.

    please

    please

    dirt mcgurk

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Downloading this now

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »
    So I just bought the CD over lunch. after the first run through a few things came to mind.

    1) I remember why people hate buying CD's. So many fucking seals/stickers to get through. I broke the jewel case just opening the damn thing.

    2) These guys pretty much covered every type of music I grew up listening to. It is as good as the stuff from back then and now. The western mixtape song was dead on.

    3) Natalie Portman is more gangsta than 3/4 of the rap game. I never heard some dude say, "all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick". Maybe ODB, but he was just crazy.

    4) "Like a Boss" is my new favorite song.

    ODB was a genius

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god E-40 YESSSSS

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tallgeeze wrote: »

    4) "Like a Boss" is my new favorite song.

    THIS.

    "Like a Baws"

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh my god this album

    beautiful work of art

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I really like the sax man song.

    Marathon on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    boombox is the best fucking song i've ever heard in my life.

    A BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOOOOOOOOOOOOY

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    I really like the sax man song.

    FUCKING PLAY SOMETHING

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pussy out!

    LIKE A BAWS!

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    PSN: Kelbaenor
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I need to get me some of this Santana DVX.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "A rainbow coalition of dancing" is the best phrase ever.

    Fedora on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I just

    I keep listening to Natalie's Rap and weeping openly with Joe

    "When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day!"

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    POORO WE NEED TO GET SOME SANTANA DVX.

    Nads on
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cut your balls off.

    LIKE A BAWS!

    ObiFett on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WE LOVE THAT CHRONIC-WHAT-CLES OF NARNIA

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    we love you natalie!
    I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    P
    IS FOR PORTMAN

    P
    IS FOR PUSSY

    I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING DOG FOR FUN SO DON'T PUSH ME

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'LL STICK MY BOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT TILL THERE'S SHIT ON IT

    ObiFett on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I'LL STICK MY BOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT TILL YOUR SHIT'S IN MY SHOE

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I saw a Spanish guy doin the Bartman!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    natalie portman is like 10 x as hot now

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Now I want Santana sparkling wine, Chex Mix, and cupcakes.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    3 WAY CLIMAX

    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

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  • emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    shout out to chez
    getting first line on the album

    <3 chez

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    you
    might
    like

    our penises

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    THREE

    WAY

    CLIMAX

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    POORO WE NEED TO GET SOME SANTANA DVX.

    Agreed

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HEY PRETTY GIRL DID YA GO TO COLLEGE

    DID YOU GET YA BA WITH ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE

    I LIKE YOUR BOOBIES

    IN YOUR SHIRT

    PLEASE LET ME SHOW YOU MY PENIS

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