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To strip or not to strip...

ZuelZuel Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, my wedding is rapidly approaching and it's time for that age old custom of getting faschnikered with my closest friends for a last hurrah of debauchery. I am referring of course to the bachelor party.
There is an issue that has arisen though. My fiancé has humbly requested that I not have strippers. This, is heartbreaking to my groomsman and they have suggested to go on with the premade plans for the evening-which seem to include scantily clad ladies-saying that the fiancé will never know.
I am at a crossroads. Advise me SE. Give me your wisdom.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh man we just did this like a week ago

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Get hookers instead.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "don't be a stupid tool you waste of space"

    that oughta do it.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    oh man we just did this like a week ago

    Did you? Sorry I missed it then.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    "don't be a stupid tool you waste of space"

    that oughta do it.

    This doesn't really help.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    we were gonna go to a strip club the other night but they were closed on sundays

    we might go tomorrow night but i dunno if i have money

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Wait are you a chick or just a fag?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Wait nevermind groomsman, I need to read closer

    Just a fag

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It actually really does.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    compromise. convince your fiance to strip for your groomsmen.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Get naked

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Zuel wrote: »
    So, my wedding is rapidly approaching and it's time for that age old custom of getting faschnikered with my closest friends for a last hurrah of debauchery. I am referring of course to the bachelor party.
    There is an issue that has arisen though. My fiancé has humbly requested that I not have strippers. This, is heartbreaking to my groomsman and they have suggested to go on with the premade plans for the evening-which seem to include scantily clad ladies-saying that the fiancé will never know.
    I am at a crossroads. Advise me SE. Give me your wisdom.

    Well, she SHOULD be able to trust you but I have seen cases, friends and such who end up either getting blown or fucked by the stripper. Which if you're getting married, I would think is unacceptable.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    maybe you don't have to go to the party

    sounds like your presence will be a bit of a buzz kill

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zuel wrote: »
    So, my wedding is rapidly approaching and it's time for that age old custom of getting faschnikered with my closest friends for a last hurrah of debauchery. I am referring of course to the bachelor party.
    There is an issue that has arisen though. My fiancé has humbly requested that I not have strippers. This, is heartbreaking to my groomsman and they have suggested to go on with the premade plans for the evening-which seem to include scantily clad ladies-saying that the fiancé will never know.
    I am at a crossroads. Advise me SE. Give me your wisdom.

    Tell her to enjoy her own damn bachelorette party and deal with it

    OH NO, TITTIES!

    Seriously. Reach down and find your balls.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Serenity Rose wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    So, my wedding is rapidly approaching and it's time for that age old custom of getting faschnikered with my closest friends for a last hurrah of debauchery. I am referring of course to the bachelor party.
    There is an issue that has arisen though. My fiancé has humbly requested that I not have strippers. This, is heartbreaking to my groomsman and they have suggested to go on with the premade plans for the evening-which seem to include scantily clad ladies-saying that the fiancé will never know.
    I am at a crossroads. Advise me SE. Give me your wisdom.

    Well, she SHOULD be able to trust you but I have seen cases, friends and such who end up either getting blown or fucked by the stripper. Which if you're getting married, I would think is unacceptable.

    If the stripper fucks you it totally doesn't count.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Serenity Rose wrote: »
    Well, she SHOULD be able to trust you but I have seen cases, friends and such who end up either getting blown or fucked by the stripper. Which if you're getting married, I would think is unacceptable.

    See, THIS is a bad idea. Herpes is a dead giveaway. Nobody should ever fuck a stripper.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Serenity Rose wrote: »
    Zuel wrote: »
    So, my wedding is rapidly approaching and it's time for that age old custom of getting faschnikered with my closest friends for a last hurrah of debauchery. I am referring of course to the bachelor party.
    There is an issue that has arisen though. My fiancé has humbly requested that I not have strippers. This, is heartbreaking to my groomsman and they have suggested to go on with the premade plans for the evening-which seem to include scantily clad ladies-saying that the fiancé will never know.
    I am at a crossroads. Advise me SE. Give me your wisdom.

    Well, she SHOULD be able to trust you but I have seen cases, friends and such who end up either getting blown or fucked by the stripper. Which if you're getting married, I would think is unacceptable.

    i've clearly been going to the wrong strip clubs.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Serenity Rose wrote: »
    Well, she SHOULD be able to trust you but I have seen cases, friends and such who end up either getting blown or fucked by the stripper. Which if you're getting married, I would think is unacceptable.

    See, THIS is a bad idea. Herpes is a dead giveaway. Nobody should ever fuck a stripper.

    And you probably shouldn't have one at the party if your fiancee doesn't want you to. But that's just me.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Are you planning on a getting a private stripper? for a party at someone's house or something?

    or are you going to a strip club?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    Lasertag?

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    Lasertag?

    Lasertag -is- pretty awesome.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lasertag? really? cmon man, we do that already like once a month

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.
    well there IS the possibility that NO fun can be had as well

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Here's the thing. You can do it, but she will find out. Women find out everything. They are like psychic and shit. I mean if you love her, you shouldn't do it. But on the other hand, if she loves you and knows she can trust you then she should be okay with it. Lying is never a good way to start a marriage.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If your significant other specifically asks you not to do something, the best idea is to respect their wishes. If you screw up close to your wedding, especially in a major way, it will take forever for anyone to get over that, and you will have bitter pills to swallow with your happy day. If your friends cannot respect that, it is their loss.

    A lot of bachelor parties seem to turn into "one last night as a single guy" stupid fests a lot. If you are getting married, you are already in a committed, stable relationship built on trust and love, so you are not single. Not even a little bit. Damn near everyone who gets married was engaged first, or at least dated for a long ass time.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Strippers are boring as hell.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I don't see the point in forbidding strippers at a bachelor party. I mean, what does she think is going to happen? And if she does think something seriously bad could happen, why is she marrying you?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    Lasertag?
    Shit, this would be fun.

    or something like Dave and Buster's. Games and booze.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you're getting married and she asked you not too, tell your dude's tough, and if they say you're whipped just tell them that yeah, you are at the moment, that is why she has a damn ring

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    like he's never drank, or he used to and doesn't anymore?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Strippers are boring as hell.
    This right here.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Man, I don't see the point in forbidding strippers at a bachelor party. I mean, what does she think is going to happen? And if she does think something seriously bad could happen, why is she marrying you?

    if you're seriously about spending the rest of your life with someone, why do you need strippers at your bachelor party?

    alternatively,

    if you seriously want strippers at your bachelor party, why are you getting married?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    like he's never drank, or he used to and doesn't anymore?

    he's never touched a drop of alcohol in his life. he's an awesome dude and big ups to his choice, but man, it makes planning a night of drunken fun kinda difficult.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    If your significant other specifically asks you not to do something, the best idea is to respect their wishes. If you screw up close to your wedding, especially in a major way, it will take forever for anyone to get over that, and you will have bitter pills to swallow with your happy day. If your friends cannot respect that, it is their loss.

    A lot of bachelor parties seem to turn into "one last night as a single guy" stupid fests a lot. If you are getting married, you are already in a committed, stable relationship built on trust and love, so you are not single. Not even a little bit. Damn near everyone who gets married was engaged first, or at least dated for a long ass time.

    exactly this. if it's the whole 'one last test' shit that is dumb as hell too. all tests should have been had prior to getting engaged.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Man, I don't see the point in forbidding strippers at a bachelor party. I mean, what does she think is going to happen? And if she does think something seriously bad could happen, why is she marrying you?

    if you're seriously about spending the rest of your life with someone, why do you need strippers at your bachelor party?

    alternatively,

    if you seriously want strippers at your bachelor party, why are you getting married?

    because you can't have a bachelor party "just because"?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Man, I don't see the point in forbidding strippers at a bachelor party. I mean, what does she think is going to happen? And if she does think something seriously bad could happen, why is she marrying you?

    if you're seriously about spending the rest of your life with someone, why do you need strippers at your bachelor party?

    alternatively,

    if you seriously want strippers at your bachelor party, why are you getting married?

    It's just raunchy fun. Guess what, he'll probably take opportunities to observe fine chicks all his life. There's no such thing as "eyes only for you."

    It is a party with his best male friends in which they will celebrate their mutual maleness. Strippers are just part of that.

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Man, I don't see the point in forbidding strippers at a bachelor party. I mean, what does she think is going to happen? And if she does think something seriously bad could happen, why is she marrying you?

    if you're seriously about spending the rest of your life with someone, why do you need strippers at your bachelor party?

    alternatively,

    if you seriously want strippers at your bachelor party, why are you getting married?

    I like the cut of your jib.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    it IS possible to have a great bachelor party sans strippers

    tell me how, wook. i'm bestman for a wedding coming up in like 5 months, and am already worried about the bachelor party. the problem is the dude doesn't drink or smoke and is marrying a mormon. so what fun is there to be had? seriously.

    like he's never drank, or he used to and doesn't anymore?

    he's never touched a drop of alcohol in his life. he's an awesome dude and big ups to his choice, but man, it makes planning a night of drunken fun kinda difficult.

    spike his drinks

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