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So for two semesters now I have had a part-time job as a nude model for life-drawing classes at my university's school of fine arts. It's a good job, and according to all the instructors I've worked with I'm "very good at modelling," whatever that means.
Anyway, at my most recent session I did a two-hour standing pose for an enthusiastic older crowd of artists. The class ended and I went into the closet to get dressed. When I had re-clothed myself I went back into the classroom and found I was alone with the dude who had hired me for that night, an affable, bespectacled, thirty-something man who began to strike up a conversation. As we talked, he broke down his easel and began to roll up the charcoal drawing he had done of me. I, narcissisticly curious as always about the ways people draw me, craned my neck slightly to catch a glimpse of the piece, a fact of which he seemed to take notice.
Finally he asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I responded in the affirmative. He smiled and handed me the rolled up drawing. "Here," he said, "give her this for Valentine's Day," and then he walked out of the room.
Unfortunately, I neglected to relate to him that I am going abroad in just a few weeks, and my girlfriend and I have planned our breakup already. I realized that her future boyfriends might not appreciate her having a framed nude drawing of her ex up on her wall. In this way I am now in possession of a nude drawing of myself.
I never before realized what a dilemma this could be. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? I don't really want to throw it away, but I can't think of any way of keeping it that wouldn't be awkward as hell.
So I come to you, Wubble Woo, with hat in hand. Tell me what I should do!
tl;dr help me decide what to do with a nude drawing of myself
Anyway, at my most recent session I did a two-hour standing pose for an enthusiastic older crowd of artists. The class ended and I went into the closet to get dressed. When I had re-clothed myself I went back into the classroom and found I was alone with the dude who had hired me for that night, an affable, bespectacled, thirty-something man who began to strike up a conversation. As we talked, he broke down his easel and began to roll up the charcoal drawing he had done of me. I, narcissisticly curious as always about the ways people draw me, craned my neck slightly to catch a glimpse of the piece, a fact of which he seemed to take notice.
Finally he asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I responded in the affirmative. He smiled and handed me the rolled up drawing. "Here," he said, "give her this for Valentine's Day," and then he walked out of the room.
Unfortunately, I neglected to relate to him that I am going abroad in just a few weeks, and my girlfriend and I have planned our breakup already. I realized that her future boyfriends might not appreciate her having a framed nude drawing of her ex up on her wall. In this way I am now in possession of a nude drawing of myself.
I never before realized what a dilemma this could be. What the fuck am I supposed to do with it? I don't really want to throw it away, but I can't think of any way of keeping it that wouldn't be awkward as hell.
So I come to you, Wubble Woo, with hat in hand. Tell me what I should do!
tl;dr help me decide what to do with a nude drawing of myself
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maybe I'm just a voyeur
edit: dave you're a failure
See, the problem with this is I share a bunk-bed with Omegatofuninja, and I have the bottom bunk.
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I fail to see how that's a problem
I don't see the problem here.
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whoo
Best idea ITT.
well, it's the law of averages isn't it, or something
posing for a long time, you're bound to get a hard on
Or maybe flying at half-mast?
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second, put it up in your room
third, over time, draw funny things on it in crayon
bring it out with you to a busy bus stop and see who notices the resemblance
"Hey, babe, I'm going to be in motherfuckin' Mongolia for four months. I don't think we should stay together when I'm gone."
"Cool"
"Cool"
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Put it on the internet.
I want to see it.
but shank you look 12
he's going to get arrested for suspicion of child pornography
He didn't need to.
I'm sure there's a good next step to this plan but just go ahead and do that while I think of it.
no I've gotten older
I look 16 now
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Post it on the forums and allow people to do whatever they want to it
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GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
alternatively, donate it to PA for a Child's Play auction.
late in life circumcision?
all my female friends are the same way with me, actually
except I got circumcised when I was born