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The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II [Finale: The Bolero | DCS / Galaxy Police victory! ]

Ultra GMUltra GM Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II
The Excel Saga

Final Day: The Standoff

Day 5: The Substitution

Day 4: The Intervention

Day 3: The Instrumentality

Day 2: The Miscommunication

Day 1: The Reincarnation


Prologue
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Good evening, Veldime.

According to satellite readings, we are not currently broadcasting in Veldime.



Excuse me?


I did not stutter.
This program is currently being displayed somewhere within an outdated online message board medium, originating from Earth.



Sounds complicated.


An unfortunate setback, but it does ensure us a captive audience.

And ratings.

And high-paying sponsors.



Splendid. Well, then... what did you say this place was called?


I didn't.



Typical. Be that as it may, viewers.

Unusual reports have made their way to our news station regarding several dimensional distortions taking place within what your populace would refer to as the 'interwebs'.


.....



Numerous foreign entities appear to be gathering at a key focal point within this computerized medium.

For what purpose, we can not yet say.


.....



At any rate, we have been approached by concerned citizens all over the galaxy and beyond to assist in the resolution of this disturbance.

I believe they're putting the burden on our shoulders.



Naturally. to that end, this station humbly requests that you make use of the following emergency contact informa-
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Now that those no-talent hacks have been dealt with, let's proceed with the real news!


I told you enlistment was for life.

I meant it.


Unfortunately, several of the veterans from the original experiment are now, well, dead.


Hence, it's re-recruitment time! Just click that little reply button there, and you, yes, you, can join up to help the PASOS© brigade contend with these foolish intruders once and for all.

ACROSS? What kind of idiot would name their group with an acronym?

Well, we don't take lightly to interlopers on my internet.



With that in mind, you are henceforth encouraged- no, required to sign up for
The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II
The Excel Saga


Hey, who put that there?...
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Amateur.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Fine Print


    This will not be a traditional phalla. There will be red voting, and people you'll want to kill to get a victory for your respective faction.

    The similarities end there.


    Everyone will have an ability. Everyone will have their own condition.

    There will be posting restrictions.

    There will not be conversions.


    Beyond that, the sky is the limit.


    More details to come when signups close.

    Reserves will be taken as need be.

    As with the original project, inactivity will be dealt with swiftly.

    Roster

    1. iamtheaznman
    2. FunkyWaltDogg - Toru Watanabe, Department of City Security [Guardian], slain day 1
    3. kime
    4. lonelyahava - Haruko Haruhara [Ability Nuller], slain day 2
    5. MacGuffin - Mikuru Asahina, PASOS Brigade [Vote Immune-turned-Vigilante], slain day 3
    6. Obbi
    7. Witch Doctor DBM - Pedro [Durability], slain day 3
    8. TheLawinator
    9. B:L - Poemy 'Kobayashi' Watanabe [Magical Girl], slain day 5
    10. abotkin - Excel Excel, ACROSS [Potpourri Special], slain day 1
    11. Zellpher - Lucy / Nyu [Lone Wolf], slain day 1
    12. Zandracon - Ilpalazzo, ACROSS [Vigilante], slain day 3
    13. FrostMist - Daimaru Sumiyoshi, Department of City Security [Partial Mason], slain day 1
    14. DamnedLibrarian - Ryoko Asakura, PASOS Brigade [Vigilante], slain day 2
    15. Tommy2Hands - Mihoshi Kurimitsu, Galaxy Police [Ability Redirecter], slain day 5
    16. Dac Vin - Yuki Nagato, PASOS Brigade [Seer-Turned-Vigilante], slain day 4
    17. Darian - Agent Hyatt, ACROSS [Undying-Turned-Vigilante], slain day 2, revived day 3, slain day 5
    18. warban - Great Will of the Macrocosm [Bus Driver], slain day 4
    19. MrBlarney
    20. Toxic Toys - Itsuki Koizumi, PASOS Brigade [Guardian], slain day 4

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yessss sign up

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Definitely, 100% sign up!

    Looking forward to this! If anyone kills me day one I will be perturbed!

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    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup

    No killing me either!

    I have to kill kime first!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahaha, you better not kill me! I'll come back from the dead just for revenge!

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Awwwwww

    But c'mon Kime.

    It'll be fun!

    we can be like Romeo and Juliet!

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait shit !Signup

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I feel obligated to reserve warban a spot, as he expressed interest early on.
    !Signup

    Wrong account, Professor? :P

    Wow, you are quick.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Awwwwww

    But c'mon Kime.

    It'll be fun!

    we can be like Romeo and Juliet!
    OK, but we die at the end, remember?

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

    It's been a while since I saw Excel Saga. How much knowledge will be required to participate?

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Awwwwww

    But c'mon Kime.

    It'll be fun!

    we can be like Romeo and Juliet!
    OK, but we die at the end, remember?

    And how is this different from any other phalla we've ever been in?

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup I am compelled.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

    It's been a while since I saw Excel Saga. How much knowledge will be required to participate?

    Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Inactivity

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up.

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.

    What do you mean eggs?

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Signup! I have no idea whats going on.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I totally promise to maintain a level above inactivity. Hopefully.
    !signup

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Awwwwww

    But c'mon Kime.

    It'll be fun!

    we can be like Romeo and Juliet!
    OK, but we die at the end, remember?

    And how is this different from any other phalla we've ever been in?

    Umm. . . . not entirely sure, actually. So OK, let's keep to the pattern!

    Also, I've never seen Excel Saga, so I'm hoping for a Haruhi character.

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.

    What do you mean eggs?

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    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.

    What do you mean eggs?

    mystery.gif

    So you're basically offering an explanation that doesn't explain anything.

    So what's this Haruhi nonsense?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Very little. There's going to be a lot of eggs in this basket.

    What do you mean eggs?

    mystery.gif

    So you're basically offering an explanation that doesn't explain anything.

    So what's this Haruhi nonsense?

    In other words, there'll be various source materials in play, so being familiar with one or the other isn't required.

    Helpful, sure, but not required.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As the class mascot, I would have loved to play in the sequel, but I shall be too busy to be active at all.

    Rest assured, I will be cheering you all on from the sidelines.


    チーム行く!

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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Looks awesome. I'll !Sign Up

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    I can't believe she's roping me into this. Honestly...this is getting ridiculous.

    If you have any questions and Haruhi isn't around, you can ask me as well. I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability.

    I'm begging you, though...establish the context before you start talking.

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up. Oh god, I hope it isn't too late.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !oh jesus

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yes Confirm !Signup

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !can I be Excel?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want in!

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up!

    [edit] Dangit.

    Rend on
  • Ultra GMUltra GM Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And with that, the recruitment drive is at an end! Temporarily, at least.

    Reserves are still encouraged, naturally.


    We'll see about getting this sorted out soon enough, but if the information is processed in a timely enough manner, Day 1 can end tomorrow night at 11:00 PM EST, if that's acceptable.


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    I can't believe she's roping me into this. Honestly...this is getting ridiculous.

    If you have any questions and Haruhi isn't around, you can ask me as well. I'll try to answer them to the best of my ability.

    I'm begging you, though...establish the context before you start talking.

    Who let you out?

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I sure hope that I don't get hit by a bus driver.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup
    please don't let me be too late...,
    I just died in the rhino phalla...

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Role PMs are being processed. Please refrain from acting on their contents until Day 1 begins.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
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