“What’s this guy supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?"

Charles Kinbote

Zzulu wrote: »

he stabbed a guy in the back and got killed by the guy he took under his wing

Not a badass.

no he's a total badass

also he's still alive and has never actually stabbed anyone

so

McCly

Weaver wrote: »

Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen

AKA

The Red Baron

Butters

Weaver wrote: »

Russel Crowe will vehicular manslaughter you

No he'll just chuck a cell phone at you.

Brolo

Weaver's right, Gladiator was badass.

Charles Kinbote

Butters wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Russel Crowe will vehicular manslaughter you

No he'll just chuck a cell phone at you.

nah he's probably just murderball you

Faricazy

Butters wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Russel Crowe will vehicular manslaughter you

No he'll just chuck a cell phone at you.

no he will rip a



off a wall and crush you with it

Butters

I think the going rate for getting hit with a phone by Russell Crowe is $100k though so it might be worth pissing him off.

Weaver

Charlemagne

Faricazy

Butters wrote: »

I think the going rate for getting hit with a phone by Russell Crowe is $100k though so it might be worth pissing him off.

yeah i'd rather get hit by a phone for free

Weaver

When part of Crowe's appearance at the 2002 BAFTA awards was cut out to fit into the BBC's tape-delayed broadcast, Crowe used strong language during an argument with producer Malcolm Gerrie. Reportedly, Crowe told Mr. Gerrie that "[his] mother bathed in goat's milk and had the voice of a french whore."

Weaver

That is one hella cultured insult

Faricazy

Weaver wrote: »

When part of Crowe's appearance at the 2002 BAFTA awards was cut out to fit into the BBC's tape-delayed broadcast, Crowe used strong language during an argument with producer Malcolm Gerrie. Reportedly, Crowe told Mr. Gerrie that "[his] mother bathed in goat's milk and had the voice of a french whore."

so

like Edith Piaf?

how nice of him

lostwords

i like that he bought his own rugby team. rolling 15 deep

McCly

Weaver wrote: »

When part of Crowe's appearance at the 2002 BAFTA awards was cut out to fit into the BBC's tape-delayed broadcast, Crowe used strong language during an argument with producer Malcolm Gerrie. Reportedly, Crowe told Mr. Gerrie that "[his] mother bathed in goat's milk and had the voice of a french whore."

Just like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

SithDrummer

part of that film was supposed to be a Crowe biopic anyway, true story

BoredGamer

Weaver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768NkS8Ezc4

Druhim

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

rip

when I heard how he died, I refused to believe it was true because it's so fucking unlikely
I was utterly certain it was some kind of joke

Brolo

Druhim wrote: »

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

rip

when I heard how he died, I refused to believe it was true because it's so fucking unlikely
I was utterly certain it was some kind of joke

Unlikely that he was killed by a wild animal? Or that it was one that he wasn't looking out for?

SithDrummer

Well, "killed by a stingray" sounds pretty ridiculous anyway, but especially when you're talking about an animal expert that has survived croc and big cat attacks and other ridiculous stunts.

Zombot

Just shows that stingrays are mother nature's natural assassins.

Grey Ghost

SithDrummer wrote: »

Well, "killed by a stingray" sounds pretty ridiculous anyway, but especially when you're talking about an animal expert that has survived croc and big cat attacks and other ridiculous stunts.

Right before he died he managed to grab hold of the barb and yank it out of his own chest

I fully believe that, had he lived a few seconds longer, he would have turned around and stabbed that fucking stingray with it

Weaver

The next day, January 26 (the temperature was 14 °F (−10 °C) with 24 inches (61 cm) of snow on the ground), the battle at Holtzwihr, (France) began[1][4] with Murphy's unit at an effective strength of 19 out of 128. Murphy sent all of his men to the rear[4] while he took pot-shots at the Germans until out of ammunition. He then proceeded to use an abandoned, burning tank destroyer's .50 caliber machine gun[1] to cut into the German infantry at a distance,[4] including one full squad of German infantry that had crawled in a ditch to within 100 feet of his position. Wounded in the leg during heavy fire,[1][4] he continued this nearly single-handed battle for almost an hour.[1][4] His focus on the battle before him stopped only when his telephone line to the artillery fire direction center was cut by either U.S. or German artillery. As his remaining men came forward, he quickly organized them to conduct a counter attack,[1][4] which ultimately drove the enemy away from Holtzwihr.[4] These actions earned Murphy the Medal of Honor.

BoredGamer

Where are you getting those from?

because they are fucking awesome.

TheySlashThem

I heard the wook once punched a guy out of spacetime

McCly

Grey Ghost wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

Well, "killed by a stingray" sounds pretty ridiculous anyway, but especially when you're talking about an animal expert that has survived croc and big cat attacks and other ridiculous stunts.

Right before he died he managed to grab hold of the barb and yank it out of his own chest

I fully believe that, had he lived a few seconds longer, he would have turned around and stabbed that fucking stingray with it

And then bite it's head off

McCly

BoredGamer wrote: »

I love Desmond, but Locke is definitely more badass.

Brolo

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I heard the wook once punched a guy out of spacetime

just to watch him die

Doodmann

I hope this has already been posted.

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.
Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.
-Hiro Protagonist

Faricazy

Doodmann wrote: »

I hope this has already been posted.

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.

haha fuck

i'm reading that book now, actually

The_Scarab

The White Death or these motherfuckers:

tech_hunter

True blood is returning this summer, for those interested.

Shockwave

Theidar

McCly wrote: »

BoredGamer wrote: »

I love Desmond, but Locke is definitely more badass.

When he's not not crying or acting clueless.

The real lost badass is totally Sayid.

Brolo

Lost pretty much turns everyone into a pussy after a few episodes, since they constantly need characters to act like weepy vaginas in order to string the show along for more seasons.

lostwords

guys, heroes is getting kinda sorta good again.

and Ando is the badest ass on the show

Druhim

Rolo wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

rip

when I heard how he died, I refused to believe it was true because it's so fucking unlikely
I was utterly certain it was some kind of joke

Unlikely that he was killed by a wild animal? Or that it was one that he wasn't looking out for?

really? you're going to be that dumb?
he gets stung in the heart by a stingray, an otherwise docile and relatively harmless creature that millions of divers safely encounter every year (I myself have pet stingrays on several occasions) and you're just going to call it "killed by a wild animal"?

son, you are so goddamn dumb it's like you got shit from an asshole made of stupid

Spectre-x

Isn't Rolo black?

Druhim, that's racist!

TheySlashThem

man, he's dumb and black?

harsh

Brolo

Druhim wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Bendery It Like Beckham wrote: »

rip

when I heard how he died, I refused to believe it was true because it's so fucking unlikely
I was utterly certain it was some kind of joke

Unlikely that he was killed by a wild animal? Or that it was one that he wasn't looking out for?

really? you're going to be that dumb?
he gets stung in the heart by a stingray, an otherwise docile and relatively harmless creature that millions of divers safely encounter every year (I myself have pet stingrays on several occasions) and you're just going to call it "killed by a wild animal"?

son, you are so goddamn dumb it's like you got shit from an asshole made of stupid

Wouldn't you call getting stung to death by a sting ray 'getting killed by a wild animal'? It was an animal, it was wild. I'm guessing it's about as likely as you getting killed by say, a bear. Or a crocodile. Which is to say it's incredibly unlikely, unless you spent most of your time grabbing, holding and swimming with those creatures.

Somehow, "MAN WHO MAKES LIVING GRABBING DANGEROUS ANIMALS KILLED BY DANGEROUS ANIMAL" didn't have me saying 'shit, didn't see that one coming'.

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