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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I knew it!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    seriously though, Stale

    sometimes you come off pretty antisocial and kind of full of yourself

    antisocial sure, no argument. I really don't care for most people, and make it a point to avoid interacting with them.


    however, full of myself? I disagree. I said, "I see no reason to bother other people with what's on my mind."


    Wouldn't I instead be jabbering on to everyone I meet?

    it's more of an "other people aren't worthy of my time" type of vibe

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    seriously though, Stale

    sometimes you come off pretty antisocial and kind of full of yourself

    antisocial sure, no argument. I really don't care for most people, and make it a point to avoid interacting with them.


    however, full of myself? I disagree. I said, "I see no reason to bother other people with what's on my mind."


    Wouldn't I instead be jabbering on to everyone I meet?

    it's more of an "other people aren't worthy of my time" type of vibe

    I catch some of this too, and since I have never met Stale I have no way of figuring out if this is true or not.

    A lot of people on SE seem super-totally-awesome to me for awhile and then I start to see the things about them that make them post about stuff on a message board on the internet for a web-comic about video games.

    I am also aware of how half the time somebody will misinterpret things they read from other people or will alternately poorly-phrase their thoughts on the internet, so I don't dwell on it as much.


    edit: This is the faggiest, most-spergin' totp I think I've ever had.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dan kinda comes off that way on the boards, but is definitely not that way in real life

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    similar to how I come off as an asshole when I am in fact a date rapist

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    god I hope future employers never read this

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ticket: bought

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    seriously though, Stale

    sometimes you come off pretty antisocial and kind of full of yourself

    antisocial sure, no argument. I really don't care for most people, and make it a point to avoid interacting with them.


    however, full of myself? I disagree. I said, "I see no reason to bother other people with what's on my mind."


    Wouldn't I instead be jabbering on to everyone I meet?

    it's more of an "other people aren't worthy of my time" type of vibe

    I generally wait til a) they themselves make that obvious or b) I actually speak to them and discover it myself.

    either way, it isn't something I judge without evidence. But yes, I do in fact write people off entirely. Life is all too fucking short to suffer fools.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't pre-judge anyone.

    I'll give a fair shake to furries, /b/tards, ultra-conservatives, you name it. Even if somebody is a raging retard I'll still talk to them just to find out why they're a raging retard and if there is anything that might turn them around.

    I haven't been broken by the world yet.

    It'll come.

    One day it will come.


    For now I've simply spent too long on the receiving end of social abuse to pass it along to anybody else. Sometimes all it takes is a few voices to steer you the right way to go from social disaster to sorta-alright dude.


    Then again, some people are stubborn, persecution-complex'd wastes of oxygen.

    Just gotta be willing to put in the time to find this out.

    (I'm so spergy today because I have to finish my final project and I DON'T WANNA!)

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    seriously though, Stale

    sometimes you come off pretty antisocial and kind of full of yourself

    antisocial sure, no argument. I really don't care for most people, and make it a point to avoid interacting with them.


    however, full of myself? I disagree. I said, "I see no reason to bother other people with what's on my mind."


    Wouldn't I instead be jabbering on to everyone I meet?

    it's more of an "other people aren't worthy of my time" type of vibe

    I generally wait til a) they themselves make that obvious or b) I actually speak to them and discover it myself.

    either way, it isn't something I judge without evidence. But yes, I do in fact write people off entirely. Life is all too fucking short to suffer fools.


    I was joking (sort of - I really did start making fun of a guy for texting in a movie the other day), but I will definitely introduce myself to someone I want to meet. I think universally waiting for an introduction is un-needed. If you're talking about just midwest-style "we're going to have a little jibber-jabber but then stay strangers" weather chat, I generally agree with you.

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    MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just experienced this film and I am a changed man.
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I hope this new one is also awesome, and not just a shitty parody of the first.
    Hmm. Uhh... you may be disappointed.

    There, I said it. Persecute me as you will!

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well I don't know about "shitty"

    I mean
    did you noticed one of the naked chicks in the background

    had a no-scratch cone and heels on and nothing else?

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will say that if the first one was kind of a parody of action movies, this one just flips the "kinda" switch off.

    shit is crazy.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i felt bad about laughing at the stripper who gets shot in her implants and started leaking silicone. but then that was like the least ridiculous thing in the movie that i laughed at.

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    MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I found it impossible not to laugh at the, ahem, aquarium, let's say.

    Heh. The ultimate WTF moment, perhaps?

    EDIT:
    I'm trying to comprehend all of the new concepts this film threw at me. I may have to sleep on it before I can analyze the depth of this beast.


    Oh yeah. Bonus points for Corey Haim.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If the first one is a slightly over the top action movie

    the second one is a loving big-budget homage to the nacrotraficante sub-genre of spanish language action film.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    crank 2 makes me wish Total Overdose/Chil Con Carnage were good games.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this movie was everything i wanted it to be and more

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    similar to how I come off as an asshole when I am in fact a date rapist

    a date rapist who smells like red snapper

    constantly

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like the interview with Chev as a kid.

    "He's like a ghost at home, all he does is play video games!"

    OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

    "We tried to give him ritalin"

    "What happened with that?"
    "I sold them"

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2009
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It is so good, man.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OK brt

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's too bad this movie sort of flopped, but the budget can't have been too big. Crank 3D is still a possibility, people!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well they made half of their money back on the first weekend so i'd say we're probably in the clear then.

    now dragonball and speed racer, those are some epic fucking flops

    EDIT FOR HARRY KNOWLES WHALEGASM:

    Harry says that CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE is the Stephen Hawking of Amphetimine Abusing Action Cinema!!!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i really wish dragonball didn't flop because the sequels would be awesome

    Sequel confirmed already

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did you know Harry Knowles has a twitter?

    it's HeadGeek666, and NO, I am not even kidding

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i really wish dragonball didn't flop because the sequels would be awesome

    Sequel confirmed already
    the movie made big dollars in the asian markets.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    really? hm.

    I assumed (har) that since it made the cash overseas it must've at least made the budget back to greenlight a sequel or two.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    I like the interview with Chev as a kid.

    "He's like a ghost at home, all he does is play video games!"

    OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

    "We tried to give him ritalin"

    "What happened with that?"
    "I sold them"
    "Chev, I hear you've been getting in trouble in class"

    "Nuffin aye can't 'andle"

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    According to Boxoffice Mojo it's at roughly $44,692,875 as of today.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh my God you guys

    This movie

    This fucking movie

    There were times when I just could not believe that what I was seeing had been meticulously thought out by the filmmakers and decided to be the best course of action, and I was so happy for all of it
    -The stripper getting shot through her fake tits
    -Bai Ling getting hit by a fucking car
    -The shotgun up the ass
    -Chev whistling along to the fucking film score
    -The Godzilla fight
    -Ricky Verona's head
    -DAVID CARRADINE

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh my God you guys

    This movie

    This fucking movie

    There were times when I just could not believe that what I was seeing had been meticulously thought out by the filmmakers and decided to be the best course of action, and I was so happy for all of it
    -The stripper getting shot through her fake tits
    -Bai Ling getting hit by a fucking car
    -The shotgun up the ass
    -Chev whistling along to the fucking film score
    -The Godzilla fight
    -Ricky Verona's head
    -DAVID CARRADINE
    grey all those things and more are the reason this movie completely rocked my donger off.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ok, Amy Smart is so fucking hot I can't see straight

    Like, as far as pure physical beauty goes there are a lot of prettier girls

    But something about her personality or attitude or something was completely awesome in this movie and she became ridiculously sexy somehow

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ok, Amy Smart is so fucking hot I can't see straight

    Like, as far as pure physical beauty goes there are a lot of prettier girls

    But something about her personality or attitude or something was completely awesome in this movie and she became ridiculously sexy somehow
    i love her character in these movies

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