my idea for the third one was Crank 3: Crank Harder, in which some organized crime ring removes his heart and replaces it with a crank-powered heart with a handle sticking out
And he has to crank it regularly to keep it going and every time he cranks itt he gets stronger because of some bullshit reason, but the crank gets way harder to crank after every revolution
This culminates in Jason Statham leaping off of buildings and trying to catch the crank on stuff, in essence using the force of his body and gravity to turn the crank, and then getting super pumped up by it and going to face off with the bad guys, and by now he's so strong he's picking them up and throwing them at other guys like nothin' and just ruinin' shit left and right
I thought it would end with him using his enhanced strength to break the crank off and stabbing the lead bad guy with it
my idea for the third one was Crank 3: Crank Harder, in which some organized crime ring removes his heart and replaces it with a crank-powered heart with a handle sticking out
And he has to crank it regularly to keep it going and every time he cranks itt he gets stronger because of some bullshit reason, but the crank gets way harder to crank after every revolution
This culminates in Jason Statham leaping off of buildings and trying to catch the crank on stuff, in essence using the force of his body and gravity to turn the crank, and then getting super pumped up by it and going to face off with the bad guys, and by now he's so strong he's picking them up and throwing them at other guys like nothin' and just ruinin' shit left and right
I thought it would end with him using his enhanced strength to break the crank off and stabbing the lead bad guy with it
That is so many shades of great, you don't even know.
The only thing that disappointed me in the slightest was during the final big action scene
I found myself really hoping that once Chev grabbed the high-tension power lines the movie would go completely nuts and he would do some sort of crazy super-jump and come in on fire and shooting lightning out of his hands and shit
Just got to incorporate him banging Amy Smart somehow.
Hmm, that's a tough one
Maybe she helps him turn the crank while he's banging her?
Or maybe he uses the crank as a dildo of some kind?
I don't know, this'll all get ironed out in preproduction
Ok, so
He wedges the crank handle into something and has to sort of gyrate his whole body to get it moving, and while he's doing that he's fucking Eve at the same time because why not, he's already got the movement going on, and who cares because it's an Amy Smart sex scene
Geebs did you take the movie seriously/not see the first one?
I haven't seen the first one but I know what the deal with it is, so I wasn't going in expecting anything other than what I got, I guess. But I suppose I should have known that I don't really like this kind of thing ahead of time and not gone to see it in the first place so I suppose it's my bad.
I don't want to be the guy to shit on everyone's good time though so I'm just going to back out and not make it a thing.
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Just got to incorporate him banging Amy Smart somehow.
Hmm, that's a tough one
Maybe she helps him turn the crank while he's banging her?
Or maybe he uses the crank as a dildo of some kind?
I don't know, this'll all get ironed out in preproduction
Ok, so
He wedges the crank handle into something and has to sort of gyrate his whole body to get it moving, and while he's doing that he's fucking Eve at the same time because why not, he's already got the movement going on, and who cares because it's an Amy Smart sex scene
I reserve the right to steal this idea when I meet with the filmmakers, GG
Chev hops on a shuttle launch and bails out at the edge of the atmosphere and aims himself towards NYC
There's a tether attached to the crank and it catches on the spire of the Empire State Building; it snaps but it catches just long enough to haul on the crank with crazy force and give it a few turns
And then he just powerbombs his dick right into Amy Smart who is waiting on the ground below
Chev hops on a shuttle launch and bails out at the edge of the atmosphere and aims himself towards NYC
There's a tether attached to the crank and it catches on the spire of the Empire State Building; it snaps but it catches just long enough to haul on the crank with crazy force and give it a few turns
And then he just powerbombs his dick right into Amy Smart who is waiting on the ground below
He fucks her with one big seismic pelvic thrust
Maybe we can stick that in during a drug trip or a dream sequence or something
I don't know if we could find space for it otherwise
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If this one does well enough the 3rd one will be 3D, yes
Yes and I am glad I did.
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The whole time I'm going
His eyes open
aaaaaaaand his eyes open
eyes open.... now
I'm just hoping the next one has zombies.
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Yeah, I just saw this an hour ago, and that was what I was saying to myself the whole time during the credits.
What pissed me off though was
I understand that they did it on purpose, but still.
though I do like the idea someone (Olivaw?) posted earlier about actually having a crank attached to his heart
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That was all me, baby
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That is so many shades of great, you don't even know.
Well what other reason could there be
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That can be the title!
But it'll be spelled like
Crank3d
See because it'll be in 3-D
How do I contact the filmmakers they will eat this shit up
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CRANK3D?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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I noticed this and also I am going to race Olivaw to Hollywood with his ideas.
I did, I just didn't want him to be tormented any further in this thread. See, this way we can talk about Crank.
I suppose I could have sent him a PM or something, though.
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We got the fire part but not the rest of it
This is not truly a criticism though
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Fuck, I was typing fast.
Ah well, I'll leave it.
Hmm, that's a tough one
Maybe she helps him turn the crank while he's banging her?
Or maybe he uses the crank as a dildo of some kind?
I don't know, this'll all get ironed out in preproduction
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
Ok, so
He wedges the crank handle into something and has to sort of gyrate his whole body to get it moving, and while he's doing that he's fucking Eve at the same time because why not, he's already got the movement going on, and who cares because it's an Amy Smart sex scene
I haven't seen the first one but I know what the deal with it is, so I wasn't going in expecting anything other than what I got, I guess. But I suppose I should have known that I don't really like this kind of thing ahead of time and not gone to see it in the first place so I suppose it's my bad.
I don't want to be the guy to shit on everyone's good time though so I'm just going to back out and not make it a thing.
I reserve the right to steal this idea when I meet with the filmmakers, GG
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
I trusted you
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Chev hops on a shuttle launch and bails out at the edge of the atmosphere and aims himself towards NYC
There's a tether attached to the crank and it catches on the spire of the Empire State Building; it snaps but it catches just long enough to haul on the crank with crazy force and give it a few turns
And then he just powerbombs his dick right into Amy Smart who is waiting on the ground below
He fucks her with one big seismic pelvic thrust
Maybe we can stick that in during a drug trip or a dream sequence or something
I don't know if we could find space for it otherwise
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