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the official Druhim is Old thread

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
alright you fuckers

I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

get it out of your system here and here alone

this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

YaYa on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    get off Druhim's lawn

    Antimatter on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    dru is so old he moderated the cavewall forums

    Faricazy on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is so old he invented toothpaste

    Charles Kinbote on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dru is so old he's older than me.

    jwalk on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HOW OLD IS HE?

    PiptheFair on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is so old he invented trees

    Charles Kinbote on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Druhim is older than me.



    I mean, the word me.

    He's older than it.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is so old he was hanging out one day and he was like "oh look the big bang"

    Charles Kinbote on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    HOW OLD IS HE?

    Druhim is so old that he asked the damn _____ to get off his lawn

    YaYa on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is the grumpiest

    Sars_Boy on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    Randall_Flagg on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is the first cause

    bongi on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Druhim is older than me.



    I mean, the word me.

    He's older than it.

    he's older than the word it?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    it only works if someone else makes it

    alternatively: more like randall_fag

    YaYa on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Druhim is older than me.



    I mean, the word me.

    He's older than it.

    he's older than the word it?

    He has crusty cum socks that are older than it.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Druhim is older than me.



    I mean, the word me.

    He's older than it.

    he's older than the word it?

    He has crusty cum socks that are older than it.

    man are socks old or what

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    it only works if someone else makes it

    alternatively: more like randall_fag

    I hope you realize how not clever that was

    like, in this situation, that was the least clever thing you could possibly have posted

    Randall_Flagg on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.

    Blake T on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    it only works if someone else makes it

    alternatively: more like randall_fag

    I hope you realize how not clever that was

    like, in this situation, that was the least clever thing you could possibly have posted

    and yet I don't know what else I could have said

    YaYa on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.
    but my mum is older than druhim

    bongi on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is so old, dinosaurs came to him for relationship advice

    Faricazy on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    it only works if someone else makes it

    alternatively: more like randall_fag

    I hope you realize how not clever that was

    like, in this situation, that was the least clever thing you could possibly have posted

    and yet I don't know what else I could have said

    I personally think you did admirably

    gold star, gold star

    Charles Kinbote on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Druhim is so old his memories are in black and white

    Hunter on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    dru is so old he moderated the cavewall forums

    that explains why he has such a tolerance for se++

    Dead Legend on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    druhim is so old, dinosaurs came to him for relationship advice

    druhim is so old he remembers when t. rex and triceratops were still dating

    that's right

    he remembers before triceratops cheated on t. rex with chiropteryx

    that's how old he is

    Charles Kinbote on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.

    Druhim is so old he had to give birth to and fuck his own mother in order to be born.

    ChicoBlue on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    alright you fuckers

    I'm sick of Druhim being Old jokes permeating all my favourite threads

    get it out of your system here and here alone

    this is the only lawn that Druhim will not yell at you for being on

    does this actually work?

    dang

    if it does, I should have made a randall_fag thread years ago

    it only works if someone else makes it

    alternatively: more like randall_fag

    I hope you realize how not clever that was

    like, in this situation, that was the least clever thing you could possibly have posted

    and yet I don't know what else I could have said

    I personally think you did admirably

    gold star, gold star

    I appreciate it

    also Druhim is so old to him gold stars are a new invention

    the celestial body, not the sticker

    YaYa on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.
    but my mum is older than druhim

    He still fucked her.

    and didn't call her the next day.

    Blake T on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim is so old that the big bang woke him up in the middle of the night

    Faricazy on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.
    but my mum is older than druhim

    He still fucked her.

    and didn't call her the next day.
    well yes i imagine my mum probably was sexually active she was in her 20s during the 60s

    bongi on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    The only reason Druhim is so old is that he needed all that time to fuck all your mothers.

    Druhim is so old he had to give birth to and fuck his own mother in order to be born.

    druhim is so old that he is his own grandpa

    he is his own grandpa

    it sounds funny, I know

    but it really is so

    oh, he is his own grandpa

    Charles Kinbote on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Druhim is so old he remembers what the greatest thing was before sliced bread

    YaYa on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OLD=DRU x DRU*2

    Faricazy on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuck you. You can't tell me what to do.

    Meiz on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Druhim is so old his birth certificate is on broken stone tablets in a golden box that melts the faces off of Nazis.

    Hunter on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    druhim is so old that the big bang woke him up in the middle of the night
    man druhim told the big bang to get off his lawn

    Sars_Boy on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Druhim is so old he remembers what the greatest thing was before sliced bread

    I saw a local comedian a few months back who had a really fucking funny bit on how the rollercoaster on Coney Island is technically older than sliced bread

    really you're only called druhim like eighty here so that's not that impressive

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    speaking of old

    Calamity Jane on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim gets thank you cards from the apes to this very day for all the inspiration

    Dead Legend on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey guys

    name three things that are old

    Charles Kinbote on
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