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[Mini] Critical Phallures; Evil Victory: Rawr Rawr Kill the Forum!

The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
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"Alright, time to host my first Phalla!" said the Lord of Hats excitedly. After a year of waiting and careful preparation, the day had finally come. "Better get the thread up!"

This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.

This theme of this Phalla is Phalla. Yes, it is meta as all get out. You will be attempting to uncover the murderers of a Phalla host, cruelly cutting his life short before he could bring his wonderful ideas out into the world.

All of the standard rules apply.

No screen caps, no anonymous contact, no living talking to the dead, and no pissing me off.

Every one will vote in Bold Red for some one to get voted off, and killed by your collective nerd rage. No need to retract in Bold Lime, but it would be nice.

Clairifications should be asked in Bold Orange.

All proboard links are to sent to me.

INACTIVUS HUNGERS!!!: I don't have the time to count the number of posts a day, but if you don't vote two days in a row, you will be kicked off, and a reserve brought in if possible. Furthermore, if you are a special, and inactive, I will grudge you.

Player limit will be 25 people and I will take reserves after that.

Voting closes at 9:00 pm CST. I am, sadly, too lazy to figure out what this is. Any votes after that don't countffdgkjgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg...

The Lord of Hats slumped over onto his keyboard, lifeless. A large butcher's knife protruded from the middle of his back.

Silently, a gloved hand took hold of the mouse, and clicked the 'Submit New Thread' button.

The game was on.

The Lord of Hats on
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MINIPHALLA (Miniphalla about a Phalla that is about a Phalla)

    Narration:

    Kime - BlueBlue (Villager) Mobbed
    Crownaxe - GrimmyTOA (Villager) Murdered
    Element Brian - Kay (Villager) Murdered
    DevoutlyApathetic - DevoutlyApathetic (Villager) Murdered

    Player List
    1. enlightenedbum
    2. DevoutlyApathetic - DevoutlyApathetic (Villager)
    3. Burnage - Thetheroo (Guard)
    4. Mr. Defecation
    5. Element Brian - Kay (Villager)
    6. Toxic Toys - B:L (Murderer)
    7. Abotkin
    8. TheLawinator - Teh_Reflection (Seer)
    9. Fiaryn - Kime
    10. Tommy2Hands - enlightenedbum (Villager)
    11. Kime - BlueBlue (Villager)
    12. Rend
    13. Ohtsam
    14. Rainfall
    15. Warban
    16. Zellpher - Maximus (Vigilante)
    17. Dac Vin - Abotkin (Villager)
    18. FunkyWaltDogg
    19. CrownAxe - GrimmyTOA (Villager)
    20. Darian - Rainfall (Neutral Invisi-Voter)
    21. Quoth - Element Brian (Villager)
    22. WildPantha05
    23. Thetheroo - Obbi (Villager)
    24. LaOs - TehSpectre (Neutral-Hating Villager)
    25. Infidel - Egos (Villager)
    26. Zandracon
    27. Daius

    MICROPHALLA (A Microphalla within a Miniphalla about a Phalla about a Phalla)

    ORGANIZATION B WINS
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    You were going through your lives, as normal. Things were pretty good. But one day, you came to a shocking realization: The world you live in is not real.

    Quickly, you gathered with your fellow forumers, and with your collective knowledge, you devised a machine to pull you into the real world. There was only one problem:

    Only a few people could go through.

    The infighting came soon after. Secret groups formed. Deals were made. Each group was determined to be the one to achieve existence.

    The war was on.


    This is a faction game. Vote in Cyan to choose one person to beat to death in your rush to the portal each turn.

    Player List
    1. Kuhlmeye
    2.TehSloth
    3. Lonelyahava
    4. Zandracon
    5. Crimsoncoyote
    6.Wildcat
    7.Maximus
    8. GrimmyTOA
    9 FreeAgent
    10 B:L
    11. Daius
    12. Jackisreal

    Reserves (Missed the boat twice)
    1. Dusda

    Narration
    Day 1
    Day 2

    The Lord of Hats on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yay meta! (Yeah, that's a sign up)

    enlightenedbum on
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I approve of this Phalla Phalla.

    That means I sign up.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jesus I am riding the synchronicity wave tonight, I just had a thought a few hours ago -
    "How awesome would it be if someone had a phalla in a phalla? I'd have to !Sign up to it!"

    Burnage on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up?

    M.D. on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    SIGN UP SO FAST

    Element Brian on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OK I sign up, this looks fun.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up. Especially since the village just killed me off for no good reason in the rhino mini.

    abotkin on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

    I'm in.

    TheLawinator on
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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign Up

    Lets do thissss.

    Law you'll understand if I suspect you from the start.

    Fiaryn on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yo dawg, I heard you like phalla, so we put a phalla in your phalla so you could phalla while you phalla.

    [tiny]please don't hate me[/tiny]

    Burnage on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !meta sign up for the last spot

    Infidel on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !PhallaPhalla me up!

    and can I reserve a spot for Kime as well?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !PhallaPhalla me up!

    and can I reserve a spot for Kime as well?

    Sure, I guess. Best make sure he posts in here sometime soon, though.

    The Lord of Hats on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Post post!

    kime on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    *ahem*

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grazzi!

    kime on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yea, those 5 minutes were vital.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up!

    Rend on
  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Signup

    Ohtsam on
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Sign up

    I hope I get the Rainfall role!

    Rainfall on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up as !Kime

    warban on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yea, those 5 minutes were vital.
    Well, to be fair I didn't see this at first, so he pointed it out to me at least!

    These roles should be interesting :P.

    Well, we know warban's not evil, at least.

    kime on
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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Signup!

    Zellpher on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Phalla player has arrived!

    Dac Vin on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    me me me

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Yea, those 5 minutes were vital.
    Well, to be fair I didn't see this at first, so he pointed it out to me at least!

    These roles should be interesting :P.

    Well, we know warban's not evil, at least.

    LOL, No i just the leader of a cake cult.

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    warban wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Yea, those 5 minutes were vital.
    Well, to be fair I didn't see this at first, so he pointed it out to me at least!

    These roles should be interesting :P.

    Well, we know warban's not evil, at least.

    LOL, No i just the leader of a cake cult.

    Oooo, can I join?

    You realize you called dibs on the best role, right? I don't think that's fair to everyone else. . .

    kime on
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  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !I'm in it to win it

    CrownAxe on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seeing as he's not gonna be playing as himself,...I call dibs on Warban! Muhahahaha...

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "You are Tehspectre, if you are not voted out or vigged by the end of day 4, you win you're scenario"

    Element Brian on
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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I sign up for this, will you people let me live at least a few days?

    Darian on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign up if still possible

    Quoth on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hrm, a Phalla Phalla?!

    Haven't seen the likes of these in quite a while!

    Obbi on
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Can I vote Warban yet?

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sure you can but i'm playing as kime so I don't care :)

    warban on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    D: worried!

    kime on
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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Well dammit! I can't vote off the man who is a cake mogul!

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kime, you can be, um.... Obbi! Kime you could be Obbi, you could totally make that fun!
    Hahaha just kidding Obbi.

    Tommy2Hands on
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