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How do I be a daddy, daddy?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have heard though if you are going to double bag to put vick's vapour rub in between the rubbers.

    That way if there is breakage someone is going to find out real fast.
    That's actually not a half bad idea.

    EDIT: Sometimes vasectomies don't take, TBH. It's been known to happen.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Brick in a boot. What does this even mean???

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    No, hack, I don't have to carry a child for nine months.

    But I do have to love it and nurture it, or at the very least pay for it for the next eighteen years afterward.

    I'd say that gives me some leeway into decisions regarding it.

    No shit, babies are expensive.

    Especially if you don't want it and will never see it but still have to pay for it. And the girl pretended she was on the pill but actually wasn't.

    That happens so fucking little it may as well be a myth.

    And if you actually go around spouting that shit then it's no wonder you don't get laid.

    No I'm not going to have sex with you! You're just after my semen!

    If you think that happens why don't you take some fucking responsibility and wear the condom yourself then. Or date bitches that aren't completely fucking whacko.

    I don't want any of this stuff to potentially happen, so I mitigate those risks as best I can. Those things do in fact happen and it would really suck to be the guy, like really really really suck.

    You should just fuck dudes.

    Shhh, I am on a strict don't ask don't tell policy.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My stepson is staying at his grandmothers tonight I miss him

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    My dad even got a vasectomy but sure enough, round was in the chamber.
    What the fuck?

    This is not possible, semen does not just chill out in your tubes.

    Actually, some vasectomy's fail. It's not unheard of.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh great the "When is it a human?" argument. Love this one. I never heard Bel's criteria before; that's kind of a neat idea.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    My dad even got a vasectomy but sure enough, round was in the chamber.
    What the fuck?

    This is not possible, semen does not just chill out in your tubes.

    Actually, some vasectomy's fail. It's not unheard of.

    Or his dad is not his dad.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    Bel, you seem like a nice lady, but honestly? Right now?

    You disgust me.
    oooooh nooooo

    bel, your social standing with Einhander! RUINED!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Am I the only fuckhealer here with a family?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    Bel, you seem like a nice lady, but honestly? Right now?

    You disgust me.

    how funny, and here i am being an adult and not letting someone's opinions taint my view of them, i don't hate you for your views

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think abortions are fine if you legitimately can't care for a child you are going to have.

    I just don't feel like the fetus would mind very much itself, it isn't exactly counting down the days until it can finally be free and learn to walk and talk and eat ice cream on a rocking pony.

    All it knows is the inside of a uterus.

    I think solving the issue between the parents and child is better then than when the kid is trying to find someone to care for him because he was born at a time or in a situation where he could not be brought up in the best possible way that he could have.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    My dad even got a vasectomy but sure enough, round was in the chamber.
    What the fuck?

    This is not possible, semen does not just chill out in your tubes.

    Actually, some vasectomy's fail. It's not unheard of.

    Or his dad is not his dad.

    Also true.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Are we human?

    Or are we dancers?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also don't bother with flavored condoms.

    They're never as safe as the real deal and while they apparently stay pretty true to the advertised flavors if you're going to use protection for oral sex then I reserve the right to laugh in your face.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    My dad even got a vasectomy but sure enough, round was in the chamber.
    What the fuck?

    This is not possible, semen does not just chill out in your tubes.
    How quickly does it become effective?
    Vasectomy is not effective until the system is cleared of sperm, this is usually 2-3 months, maybe longer. You are not sterile until the doctor says so having analysed semen samples. Therefore other means of birth control have to be used until you are declared sterile by the doctor.

    http://www.vasectomy-faq.org/aftercare.htm

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey keeps a wind up ballerina box in his closet and calls it his womb.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Are we human?

    Or are we dancers?
    bogey i hate you

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Bel, you seem like a nice lady, but honestly? Right now?

    You disgust me.

    how funny, and here i am being an adult and not letting someone's opinions taint my view of them, i don't hate you for your views

    I don't hate you for yours.

    But I sure as hell wouldn't fuck you if the opportunity arose.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    phhahahaha

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    Bel, you seem like a nice lady, but honestly? Right now?

    You disgust me.

    oh good now you know how most of us feel about YOU right now

    fuck you and your disgust you sanctimonious son of a bitch

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    it's my body, and i do what i want.

    and dudes crying over the fetus when it is still just a clump of cells, i don't see you crying over every time you jack off, or every time your girlfriend menstruates. it isn't a baby yet, and you know, you can always make a new little clump of cells when you both feel ready for it and want the bloody thing.

    I don't know.

    If me and a lady friend found out that we accidentally caused a cake to start baking in the oven, I'd have reason to be upset if she decided she didn't want any cake and dumps it into the sink.
    This is not a serious post.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait






















    what

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    But I sure as hell wouldn't fuck you if the opportunity arose.
    i just spit tea all over my desk

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Bel, you seem like a nice lady, but honestly? Right now?

    You disgust me.

    how funny, and here i am being an adult and not letting someone's opinions taint my view of them, i don't hate you for your views

    I don't hate you for yours.

    But I sure as hell wouldn't fuck you if the opportunity arose.

    I'm sure she's devastated.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    aaaahahahahahahahah

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I











    what

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh hey guys whats going on in here

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I tihnk I need to go to sleep now

    try and figure some of this out.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Bogey keeps a wind up ballerina box in his closet and calls it his womb.
    My precioussssssss!

    Fari: I know. :)

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hahahah Oh god

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That was pretty good, Ein.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    everyone here is awful, jesus christ what have you people done

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this is a most wonderful thing

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    aaaaaaaaaaHahahahaahahahahaaaahahahah

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    quick bel, draw an angry vagina


    beegina

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    that's a lie and you know it

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Also don't bother with flavored condoms.

    They're never as safe as the real deal and while they apparently stay pretty true to the advertised flavors if you're going to use protection for oral sex then I reserve the right to laugh in your face.

    Javen as someone that has obviously tried them.

    If you fuck the girl then go down on her afterwards does she then taste like bananas?

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    Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    England Achieves once more.

    Enga-laaaaaaand, Enga-laaaaaand Engalaaaaaaaand.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    But I sure as hell wouldn't fuck you if the opportunity arose.
    i just spit tea all over my desk

    Eyebrow raised.

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