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So far in the series, he has been drowned, sliced by a machete in the shoulder, hit with an ax in the head, supposedly cremated, aped by a copycat killer, buried, resurrected with a lightning bolt, chained to a boulder and thrown in the lake again, resurrected by telekinesis, drowned again, resurrected by an underwater electrical surge, melted by toxic waste, killed by the FBI, resurrected through the possession of another body, returned to his own body, thrown into hell, used for research, frozen cryogenically, thawed, blown into space, freed to continue his murder spree on Earth 2, returned to the present, faced off against Freddy Krueger of "Nightmare on Elm Street," drowned again with him, and made to emerge from Crystal Lake with Freddy's head, which winks.
I know what you're thinking. No, I haven't seen them all. Wikipedia saw them so I didn't have to. The question arises: Why does Jason continue his miserable existence, when his memoirs would command a seven-figure advance, easy? There is another question. In the 1980 movie, 20 years had already passed since Jason first went to sleep with the fishes. Assuming he was a camper aged 12, he would have been 32 in 1980, and in 2009, he is 61. That helps explain why one of my fellow critics at the screening was wearing an AARP T-shirt.
Jason Lives is also probably the bloodiest of these
Just look at this shit
Spears two people with a gate post, triple beheading, head crushing, the blood bath at the cabin, that movie was blood everywhere which was nice since the one before it was fucking lame
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oh well
oh crap I bet I just jinxed myself
....
are you kidding?
woo hoo
gonna get totally new glasses later on
i can see everything, woooo
Remake of 2-4
Going to see it tomorrow night with my friends
Today I watched Jason Goes To Hell and Jason Lives and next maybe I'll do Freddy vs Jason
Jason Goes To Hell was awful
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_(2009_film)
It was the url tag.
got stuck somewhere weird.
i'll check it out, if only for Eliza
it is magical
Makes me want to see it more
Hey zimfag
What's your last.fm if you have one
e: Thanks, Fari.
in space?
Whack whack against a tree
The original tree hitting scene is probably the best thing because the edited version is actually better
Basically the ratings board was like "no you can't have him bash a chick in her sleeping bag against a tree six times"
So he did it once and she died instantly and it's much better, right up there with the wheelchair kill
Two in virtual reality
Like not even these just slasher films in general and it was fucking awesome
Just look at this shit
Spears two people with a gate post, triple beheading, head crushing, the blood bath at the cabin, that movie was blood everywhere which was nice since the one before it was fucking lame
PREMARITAL SPACE SEX!
I think slasher films are excellent sexual education tools.
Does Jason represent herpes?
Disappears for awhile, then suddenly shows up to wreck havoc on everyone's lives?