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Crippling fears? Incriminating memories? Take two of these and uh...what was I doing?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    This pill removes your fear of death by killing you instantly.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I wouldn't want to lose any of my own bad memories but would there be a plan for this where I could administer it to others that have bad memories of me perhaps? While drunk on rye, perhaps?

    Sorry about last night, here forget

    I really don't think my bad memories are of much benefit, here.

    I've got years worth of my Dad stored away, in which he unintentionally trained me into a crippling terror of failure, with responces like "What's wrong with you?", "Stupid ass", "Stupid son of a bitch", "Stupid mother fucker", or "I better not have to show you how to (insert task of any fucking kind, here)."

    A good example is back when we just moved to a new condo and were gonna clean off this wallpaper cardboard stuff in what would be my room. Dad sends me downstairs to grab this scraper to help out, but I can't find it. He knows where it is, since he put it there, but when I tell him I can't find it, I get "What are you, stupid?" And he sends me to look again, to no avail. So he goes down, grabs it, and throws it at me and curses at me as he goes back to the bedroom.

    This was pretty much life every day for the first couple weeks, until Dad no longer had anything to work on. But there was really no working with him on anything, without him swearing at me for being so stupid to not know all of the shit he can't be bothered to explain to me.

    That was pretty mild, to be honest. He was much worse when he had an actual reason to be mad at me about anything. :?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    Oh man, they should have given the pills to this girl. :(

    D:

    what did the doctors refuse to see her?

    what the shit, man. If someone is going nuts like that you give them a god damn feeding tube.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hm, there's a program on SBS right now about memories, and this segment is about the use of this drug in treating PTSD.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GoatMan how old are you?

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    I am having a panic attack right now!

    It started because I was thinking "I sure do love my girlfriend"

    followed by "I really hope she doesn't die"

    "I hope I don't die"

    "I hate that we all have to die"

    "I really really don't want to die ever, it's fucking terrifying"

    "But I'm going to die someday and it might be tomorrow it might be right now"

    "I think I might be dying"

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    GoatMan how old are you?

    I turn 26 next month.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i want to remove my fear of bullets and then i will be truly unstoppable

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I remember wishing for something like this many years back. Now I think it's probably the worst thing you could do to yourself.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    i want to remove my fear of bullets and then i will be truly unstoppable

    there are no bullets




    I have freed you.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I hope this pills doesnt turn people into vampire men like in that movie where only a schizophrenic Will SMith can save us

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    watching one episode of 30 rock completely cured my panic attack

    it is a truly fantastic show

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You could have died watching that episode of 30 rock.

    what would be playing when they found your body?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    i want to remove my fear of bullets and then i will be truly unstoppable

    Until someone shoots you because you haven't bothered to take cover.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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