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Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Is this the real life-

:)

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You're approaching the point of no return.

    Proceed with caution.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    .. is it just fantasy?

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    are you caught in a landslide?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you should've fucked up your spreadsheets last week like me and gotten forced to go back over all your work and find out where the hell 13,000 billing charges went to.

    I figured it out though, hooray!

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    are you related to Appleking

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    are you related to Appleking

    He just wants to be strong.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    wonderrful

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    pocket size asian are you really pocket sized or is that just a lie cause you a bitch?

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    are you related to Appleking
    I don't believe I'm related to appleking. LOL!

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    LOL!

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you should've fucked up your spreadsheets last week like me and gotten forced to go back over all your work and find out where the hell 13,000 billing charges went to.

    I figured it out though, hooray!
    Congrats! :)

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    pocket size asian are you really pocket sized or is that just a lie cause you a bitch?
    maybe pocket sizes are relative, TLB. you ever think of that? I mean, I'm wearing a pair of pants right now where only half of the pockets are the same size as the others.

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    pocket size asian are you really pocket sized or is that just a lie cause you a bitch?
    Well, I suppose that depends on how big of a pocket we're discussing, The Lovely Bastard.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    maybe pocket sizes are relative, TLB. you ever think of that? I mean, I'm wearing a pair of pants right now where only half of the pockets are the same size as the others.
    Thank you, Mysst. :) I'm glad someone sees the logical side too.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    go fuck your boss

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pocket Size is an odd unit of measurement. What is the standard?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    are you caught in a landslide?

    last spring after the talent show at my school we all went to the diner down the road

    by we all I mean probably 40 people, place was filled

    anyway someone put Bohemian Rhapsody on and it turned into a 40-man singalong and it was great

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there
    What is the average height? LOL!!! I'm 5'0... I'm pretty sure that's not the average though... isn't it like 5'4 or something for women?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    pocket size asian are you really pocket sized or is that just a lie cause you a bitch?
    maybe pocket sizes are relative, TLB. you ever think of that? I mean, I'm wearing a pair of pants right now where only half of the pockets are the same size as the others.

    look you can't go around calling yourself pocket sized if you can't fit in like 80% of pockets

    that shit's just not kosher

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there
    What is the average height? LOL!!! I'm 5'0... I'm pretty sure that's not the average though... isn't it like 5'4 or something for women?

    I dunno LOL! I guess so, w/e.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe he is not in just one pocket.

    Or his pocket is like a bag of holding.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there
    man can you imagine how rank the ball sweat on a giant would be? I'd not want to ride around in there.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    Pocket Size is an odd unit of measurement. What is the standard?

    The number of cubits squared that can fit inside the king's front left jacket pocket.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    And then we put on Paradise By The Dashboard Lights and I did it as a duet with this chick and it was great and then we fucked on the boat

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    are you caught in a landslide?

    last spring after the talent show at my school we all went to the diner down the road

    by we all I mean probably 40 people, place was filled

    anyway someone put Bohemian Rhapsody on and it turned into a 40-man singalong and it was great

    I remember back home about 5 years ago, about 15 of us walking down from a party at about 5 in the morning, all us doing an accapella down the road at the top of our lungs.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    pocket size asian are you really pocket sized or is that just a lie cause you a bitch?
    maybe pocket sizes are relative, TLB. you ever think of that? I mean, I'm wearing a pair of pants right now where only half of the pockets are the same size as the others.

    look you can't go around calling yourself pocket sized if you can't fit in like 80% of pockets

    that shit's just not kosher
    well asians in general aren't kosher. I mean, there's a reason I got divorced from a jew.

    fucking don't tell me not to eat bacon I'll eat bacon whenever i damn well please.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there
    man can you imagine how rank the ball sweat on a giant would be? I'd not want to ride around in there.

    what if it's a giant with ocd that scrubs his balls like 30 times a day

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you should've fucked up your spreadsheets last week like me and gotten forced to go back over all your work and find out where the hell 13,000 billing charges went to.

    I figured it out though, hooray!

    Y'know what's really fun?

    Keeping track of over $4million in severance pay for 200 employees over the course of half a year.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bacon is fucking delicious

    eat bacon erry day

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    I remember back home about 5 years ago, about 15 of us walking down from a party at about 5 in the morning, all us doing an accapella down the road at the top of our lungs.
    I think Bohemian Rhapsody is such an awesome group song. :) Its one of the only ones you don't have to know well and still be able to sing along and if you mess up, no one will care.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the same brown-haired anime guy is in that image like a million times

    and the exact same image is repeated, too!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sutr has never worn a pair of pants. He stores every thing in his massive beard that he calls New Jersey.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Davoid wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    are you caught in a landslide?

    last spring after the talent show at my school we all went to the diner down the road

    by we all I mean probably 40 people, place was filled

    anyway someone put Bohemian Rhapsody on and it turned into a 40-man singalong and it was great

    I remember back home about 5 years ago, about 15 of us walking down from a party at about 5 in the morning, all us doing an accapella down the road at the top of our lungs.

    the best part was the kid behind me is in vocal jazz and all that other shit and has just a goddamn amazing voice

    He was taking all the high notes and hitting them like a fucking pro

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I hear bosses appreciate it if you visit newgrounds.com with your volume turned up during work hours.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    How about a giant's pocket? I reckon an average person could fit in there
    man can you imagine how rank the ball sweat on a giant would be? I'd not want to ride around in there.

    Giants do tend to have poor hygiene standards...

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  • Pocket Size AsianPocket Size Asian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    well asians in general aren't kosher. I mean, there's a reason I got divorced from a jew.

    fucking don't tell me not to eat bacon I'll eat bacon whenever i damn well please.
    LOL!! Asian's eat pork.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you should've fucked up your spreadsheets last week like me and gotten forced to go back over all your work and find out where the hell 13,000 billing charges went to.

    I figured it out though, hooray!

    Y'know what's really fun?

    Keeping track of over $4million in severance pay for 200 employees over the course of half a year.
    keeping track of your swiss bank account you mean.

    man your boss is so gonna read this.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bacon is ok

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