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Meat Fortress 2: SCOOT UPDATE ON THE 24TH INFO IN OP

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Has he done anything else that we have played?

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lagnar wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Has he done anything else that we have played?

    Oilfield and Egypt.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Senshi wrote: »
    I take it that since mayhem's got an Arsenal avatar, he's in the UK, and the time difference makes it so that the servers only get really active late at night

    Actually american trapped in an english men body. Maybe my servers are just...stupid.

    English, American, hell you could be South Korean but if you support Arsenal you are little more than scum to me.

    SCUMMO.

    tottenham?

    Fulham motherfucker.

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Lagnar wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Has he done anything else that we have played?

    Oilfield and Egypt.

    Really? Wow, those are both pretty good maps too (ive only played eqypt once or twice but it was pretty neat).

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Senshi wrote: »
    I take it that since mayhem's got an Arsenal avatar, he's in the UK, and the time difference makes it so that the servers only get really active late at night

    Actually american trapped in an english men body. Maybe my servers are just...stupid.

    English, American, hell you could be South Korean but if you support Arsenal you are little more than scum to me.

    SCUMMO.

    tottenham?

    Fulham motherfucker.

    I can't hear you over all these cannons.

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  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Did anyone read this http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262 ?

    Scouts with Miniguns? Yes please.

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    davincie wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
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    This makes me hungry... for blood. Also regular hungry.

    Houn on
  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.

    I don't know, I only heard it from someone else.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.
    Because he didn't take out the trash like he was asked.

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hm, what's this?

    http://tf2.com/post.php?id=2262
    It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

    We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

    To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

    Yours,
    TF Announcer

    Huh? Sucks for the people who won't get Scout Unlockables for a Month.

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.

    The mother was proablly thinking valve was actually some dude who would steal their credit card information or something, I know my mother refuses to buy stuff online, even though I have done it and have show her its safe, she still would rather spend a good hour long drive to the city to get something she could have easily orderd online.

    Lagnar on
  • projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Senshi wrote: »
    I take it that since mayhem's got an Arsenal avatar, he's in the UK, and the time difference makes it so that the servers only get really active late at night

    Actually american trapped in an english men body. Maybe my servers are just...stupid.

    English, American, hell you could be South Korean but if you support Arsenal you are little more than scum to me.

    SCUMMO.

    tottenham?

    Fulham motherfucker.

    You will be mine on the 28th.

    So I am going to guess that everyone is at 'work' and 'school' right now. Working at a tv station makes life odd.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.
    Cause most American parents are senseless, paranoid and not willing to try new things, ever.

    The same type of parents that swear by the bible (ha) that video games are horrible and evil and will rape your children when you're older. The same type of people that believe video games are bad for you and corrupt children, making them killers and savages. They could NEVER increase your hand eye coordination, reaction time or even PRECOGNITION!

    WOOOOO EEEEHHHHH OOOOOOO

    Reducto.jpg

    So now instead of her son leading a very successful life as a Valve Map Dev, he now punches babies for kicks and sodomizes unicorns. Great job, mom.

    Also, they probably do exorcisms to their kid if they found out he smoked weed, but he gets sloshed off rubbi every weekend and they're fine with that.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rak you doorknob. WOOOO EEHHHH OOOOO is the sound effect that goes to THIS guy, not Reducto.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Touch a nerve there Rak?

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lagnar wrote: »
    Lux782 wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Huuuuuuuuuuuh.

    Was doing some reading... did you know that Junction was done by the same guy who did Harvest?

    Fun Fact: He wasn't 18 when the previous update hit so he couldn't sign the declaration allowing valve to include the map, and his mother refused to do it.

    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.

    The mother was proablly thinking valve was actually some dude who would steal their credit card information or something, I know my mother refuses to buy stuff online, even though I have done it and have show her its safe, she still would rather spend a good hour long drive to the city to get something she could have easily orderd online.

    looks out brahs, we be takin' a drive... a drive to the city

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lux782 wrote: »
    Why wouldn't a mother do it? For someone with his skills being able to say he release a map that was then selected by Valve to be part of an update for TF2 would be amazing if he decided to go into level design.
    Cause most American parents are senseless, paranoid and not willing to try new things, ever.

    The same type of parents that swear by the bible (ha) that video games are horrible and evil and will rape your children when you're older. The same type of people that believe video games are bad for you and corrupt children, making them killers and savages. They could NEVER increase your hand eye coordination, reaction time or even PRECOGNITION!

    WOOOOO EEEEHHHHH OOOOOOO

    Reducto.jpg

    So now instead of her son leading a very successful life as a Valve Map Dev, he now punches babies for kicks and sodomizes unicorns. Great job, mom.

    Also, they probably do exorcisms to their kid if they found out he smoked weed, but he gets sloshed off rubbi every weekend and they're fine with that.

    You used way too much detail, so what famous map did you make when you were an kid?

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All of them.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Morkath wrote: »
    MrDelish wrote: »
    Jesuits wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    Does the scout double jump have some kind of distance or time limit on it? In certain situations I have maybe a 50% success rate with it.

    Do you mean like jumping from a big height and expecting to double jump to stop the impact, but it doesn't happen and you go splat?

    I think there's something like that in place. Either that or there's some kind of lag which screws it up.

    It happens to me most when I try to jump too close to the edge, so the first jump is actually the midair jump, instead of a grounded one. Might this be the problem?

    Yeah, the second jump has nothing to prevent it from being used. Unless you've already used it, of course

    If you jump off the edge too late, you will use up your first jump when you walk over the edge, then your double jump is used on your "first jump".

    The big height thing yeah, but also I notice it a lot on descending slopes. I can kind of see how it would get buggered jumping too close to an edge, but there are situations where it's frustrating because you're on a big open area with a decline but it won't work.

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    My sex is on fiiiiireeee

    Hey guys, I'm playing tonight

    marty on
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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rak was known throughout the mapping community as "pr0d1gy ch1ld G0d Emper0r" until his mom took his internet privledges away.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    marty wrote: »
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    My sex is on fiiiiireeee

    Hey guys, I'm playing tonight

    come back in a week, street fighting.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Does anyone know how to make a transparent spray? I have an image all cropped and ready, but I don't know how to do the rest.

    Do you know how to use alpha channels? If so, black = invisible, white = visible. Save it as a TGA and import to TF2.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    marty wrote: »
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    This sex is on fiiiiireeee

    Hey guys, I'm playing tonight

    Fixed. I'll be sexing you up tonight oh so hard.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, did I just reply to something without checking what page I was on?

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Touch a nerve there Rak?
    wow it was like... called a joke.

    I thought by the raping babies part you'd catch that, but guess not.

    Fiaryn: Yes i am uber fail

    Blue Destiny: no i was kidding, this isn't my case obviously. i get high and play video games all day errday and save unemployment $ to go away to school in the fall for Game Dev.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    rak is zeroCool

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    rak is zeroCool
    haha that would be so rad

    put it in angelina

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Guys, guys.

    RISC Architecture is gonna change EVERYTHING.

    Houn on
  • Hey YouHey You Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    rak is zeroCool

    What am i, what am i?? (OneCool?)

    Hey You on
  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey You wrote: »
    rak is zeroCool

    What am i, what am i?? (OneCool?)

    You're Crash Override, rak is going to put it in you.

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    marty wrote: »
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    This sex is on fiiiiireeee

    Hey guys, I'm playing tonight

    Fixed. I'll be sexing you up tonight oh so hard.

    fuck yeah kings of leon. motherfuckers are awesome. put on a really good show too.

    fyi my girl and i support arsenal. shame about edurado

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

    This sex is on fiiiiireeee

    Hey guys, I'm playing tonight

    Fixed. I'll be sexing you up tonight oh so hard.

    fuck yeah kings of leon. motherfuckers are awesome. put on a really good show too.

    fyi my girl and i support arsenal. shame about edurado

    :cry:

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DJ Cam Cam wrote: »
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    Is that a cake made out of meat?

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It looks like a giant hamburger patty between two pizzas.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It looks like a death, and hell followed with it.

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