Arg am I having a bad day.
Due to other individual's fuckups my workload has mysteriously increased xfold.
We deal with Active Directory here. Think of it as a huge database with lots of people. It allows one to log into the network, have an email account associated to it through exchange, ect.
Well some ninny decided to delete a record in there and didn't bother transferring the mail and im account over. So here I am delegating between 3 parties, having a grand old time.
Oh, look, another fuckup. Someone here, in my team decides, hey, I'll wait for other people to do my work.
Meanwhile the ticket's been sitting there, gathering dust, then I get the call.
Gwaaaahhh.
Why do people go to work if they're not going to try to accomplish that task huh? Is it cause they're dicks?
Oh, and ladies.
Handjobs are cute but honestly, a man is just humoring you when you're yanking his crank.
Also, never, ever believe anything Cosmo tells you. I had a girl pull rather hard on my sac once because she read it in cosmo. This ended up with me walking out. If you like sex, don't pull a dude's sac unless he explicitly asks you to do so.
Stop being dumb and stuff.
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So, I'm sorry, I guess.
listen this handjob isn't working how about we just skip to anal
You just migrated to AD recently? What were you using before? Novell?
Also I'm awaiting phone calls from no less than 4 different people regarding 4 different projects that I can't continue without said phone calls.
But not so you'd notice
It's over on 18th street as usual
Looking so hard against the hood of its car
Puttin' a cigarette out on its cheek.
It was crazy. I didn't think that was possible. It might have been the fact that I wasn't having very much sex at the time in my life.
The ones restricted to work with AD are the ones deleting AD accounts and orphaning mailboxes.
We've got about 15 different servers with god knows how many mail stores.
Edit: Er, storage groups.
Yes.
Also, apparently one of my neighbors commited suicide this morning. There's been police parked on the street all day.
Dislocated fingers are surprisingly painful.
but i only ate 2
but he left my lights on
handjobs are awful if you're willing to touch my dick you should be willing to touch it with your throat
but he was solving a crime
anal is way better than a handjob
that she doesnt pay attention to what my stories are about
but how i tell them
Wait so did the admin delete the user object by accident or on purpose?
but i was like nah how about we just go to wendys
why are you emphasising only half of your sentence
it started off completely devoid of italics and then i thought fuck it
What did you get?
into the word
italics
One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.
Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.
i dont even like wendys
loopback.jpg.
you can't spell italics without some vowels
You can't spell team without letters.
[edit] Oh wait 7-3-4-|\/| no nevermind I was right.
that first one is retarded and so is the second one
the colon is not a storage unit, there's not shit in there all the time
be less dumb about anal sex
but you can spell
What, are you 18? Sex is not a race to the vagina. Well, it is, but only at a frat house. And then it's a literal race to the vagina.
Okay, so, sex is not always a race to the vagina.
Although,
So very true.
sure you can
you just put your lips together
and blow
I don't trust a woman to clean that to my satisfaction.
hey
ho
more anal sex for me then