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Incompetence in the workplace and in the bedroom

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Arg am I having a bad day.

Due to other individual's fuckups my workload has mysteriously increased xfold.

We deal with Active Directory here. Think of it as a huge database with lots of people. It allows one to log into the network, have an email account associated to it through exchange, ect.

Well some ninny decided to delete a record in there and didn't bother transferring the mail and im account over. So here I am delegating between 3 parties, having a grand old time.

Oh, look, another fuckup. Someone here, in my team decides, hey, I'll wait for other people to do my work.

Meanwhile the ticket's been sitting there, gathering dust, then I get the call.

Gwaaaahhh.

Why do people go to work if they're not going to try to accomplish that task huh? Is it cause they're dicks?

Oh, and ladies.

Handjobs are cute but honestly, a man is just humoring you when you're yanking his crank.

Also, never, ever believe anything Cosmo tells you. I had a girl pull rather hard on my sac once because she read it in cosmo. This ended up with me walking out. If you like sex, don't pull a dude's sac unless he explicitly asks you to do so.

Stop being dumb and stuff.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man I haven't gotten a handjob since like 8th grade.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my butt is bleeding

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I work in an office that migrated to Active Directory quite recently. It has been less than popular amongst the employees for vague reasons of having to deal with something new. It's been incredibly unpopular with the IT staff for being a bitch to implement on a large scale.

    So, I'm sorry, I guess.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i thought the hand job knowledge thing was already pretty common

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    maybe you should have restricted permissions to AD, hmmm?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah you should've been like

    listen this handjob isn't working how about we just skip to anal

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I work in an office that migrated to Active Directory quite recently. It has been less than popular amongst the employees for vague reasons of having to deal with something new. It's been incredibly unpopular with the IT staff for being a bitch to implement on a large scale.

    So, I'm sorry, I guess.

    You just migrated to AD recently? What were you using before? Novell?

    Also I'm awaiting phone calls from no less than 4 different people regarding 4 different projects that I can't continue without said phone calls.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    my butt is bleeding

    But not so you'd notice
    It's over on 18th street as usual
    Looking so hard against the hood of its car
    Puttin' a cigarette out on its cheek.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got off once from a handjob.

    It was crazy. I didn't think that was possible. It might have been the fact that I wasn't having very much sex at the time in my life.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    maybe you should have restricted permissions to AD, hmmm?

    The ones restricted to work with AD are the ones deleting AD accounts and orphaning mailboxes.

    We've got about 15 different servers with god knows how many mail stores.

    Edit: Er, storage groups.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I work in an office that migrated to Active Directory quite recently. It has been less than popular amongst the employees for vague reasons of having to deal with something new. It's been incredibly unpopular with the IT staff for being a bitch to implement on a large scale.

    So, I'm sorry, I guess.

    You just migrated to AD recently? What were you using before? Novell?

    Yes.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There is an ice cream truck in my neighborhood. Music playing and everything. In the middle of February. In New York. Its nice out but its not that nice.

    Also, apparently one of my neighbors commited suicide this morning. There's been police parked on the street all day.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I forgot to check the bindings on my snowboard today and as a result they fell apart while I was on the damn thing. Though that was more leisure time incompetence than worktime.

    Dislocated fingers are surprisingly painful.

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  • edited February 2009
    wait somebody jerked you off into your exchange server?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i got 3 tacos for lunch today

    but i only ate 2

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i let my friend drive my car

    but he left my lights on

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    man I haven't gotten a handjob since like 8th grade.

    handjobs are awful if you're willing to touch my dick you should be willing to touch it with your throat

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    a cop drove by

    but he was solving a crime

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    yeah you should've been like

    listen this handjob isn't working how about we just skip to anal

    anal is way better than a handjob

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    a friend commented today

    that she doesnt pay attention to what my stories are about

    but how i tell them

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    maybe you should have restricted permissions to AD, hmmm?

    The ones restricted to work with AD are the ones deleting AD accounts and orphaning mailboxes.

    We've got about 15 different servers with god knows how many mail stores.

    Wait so did the admin delete the user object by accident or on purpose?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    a girl wanted to touch my dick once

    but i was like nah how about we just go to wendys

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    yeah you should've been like

    listen this handjob isn't working how about we just skip to anal

    anal is way better than a handjob

    why are you emphasising only half of your sentence

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    yeah you should've been like

    listen this handjob isn't working how about we just skip to anal

    anal is way better than a handjob

    why are you emphasising only half of your sentence

    it started off completely devoid of italics and then i thought fuck it

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    a girl wanted to touch my dick once

    but i was like nah how about we just go to wendys

    What did you get?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you can fit most of the word italy

    into the word

    italics

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't stick my dick in a woman's butt for two reasons.

    One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.

    Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    a girl wanted to touch my dick once

    but i was like nah how about we just go to wendys

    i dont even like wendys

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I don't stick my dick in a woman's butt for two reasons.

    One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.

    Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.

    loopback.jpg.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well fine then puritan pete

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  • edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    you can fit most of the word italy

    into the word

    italics

    you can't spell italics without some vowels

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    you can fit most of the word italy

    into the word

    italics

    you can't spell italics without some vowels

    You can't spell team without letters.

    [edit] Oh wait 7-3-4-|\/| no nevermind I was right.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I don't stick my dick in a woman's butt for two reasons.

    One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.

    Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.

    that first one is retarded and so is the second one

    the colon is not a storage unit, there's not shit in there all the time

    be less dumb about anal sex

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    you can fit most of the word italy

    into the word

    italics

    you can't spell italics without some vowels

    You can't spell team without letters.

    but you can spell

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Arg am I having a bad day.

    Oh, and ladies.

    Handjobs are cute but honestly, a man is just humoring you when you're yanking his crank.

    What, are you 18? Sex is not a race to the vagina. Well, it is, but only at a frat house. And then it's a literal race to the vagina.

    Okay, so, sex is not always a race to the vagina.

    Although,
    Meiz wrote: »
    Also, never, ever believe anything Cosmo tells you. I had a girl pull rather hard on my sac once because she read it in cosmo... If you like sex, don't pull a dude's sac unless he explicitly asks you to do so.

    So very true.

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    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
  • edited February 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    you can fit most of the word italy

    into the word

    italics

    you can't spell italics without some vowels

    You can't spell team without letters.

    sure you can
    you just put your lips together

    and blow

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I don't stick my dick in a woman's butt for two reasons.

    One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.

    Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.

    that first one is retarded and so is the second one

    the colon is not a storage unit, there's not shit in there all the time

    be less dumb about anal sex

    I don't trust a woman to clean that to my satisfaction.

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is a faint whistling sound a synonym for team I was unaware of?

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    "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it." -Moby Dick
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    aint no party like a anal sex party

    hey

    ho

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    I don't stick my dick in a woman's butt for two reasons.

    One, I wouldn't stick my dick in an unflushed toilet.

    Two, I wouldn't want my dick up my ass either.

    that first one is retarded and so is the second one

    the colon is not a storage unit, there's not shit in there all the time

    be less dumb about anal sex

    I don't trust a woman to clean that to my satisfaction.

    more anal sex for me then

    Kusuguttai on
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