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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    No, the Klan were not strictly legal, but they did work voluntarily to preserve American culture in areas where there were very real dangers of that culture being overrun and mongrelized. Similarly, during our perfectly justified retaliatory bombing of Beirut in 1979, there were many of our so-called fair-weather-friend European allies who were bleating about supposed infringements of international law. Yet what are laws made for, if not to serve mankind? And if those laws through unforeseen circumstance become no longer applicable, is it not more noble to follow the course of right and justice; to serve the spirit of the law rather than its every dot and comma? In my book, anyone answering that question in the negative is someone without the moral backbone necessary to call himself an American.

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    Mongrelized is a great word.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ok I just read Modern Man's college story and I am queasy

    that is fucking

    oh my god there are no words

    There are words:

    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really have no clue how to do a semiotic analysis of a famous person and the internet is not helping.

    Blah.
    Ask the professor.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    people who think college is a carte blanche to be an awful human being are the worst

    Hey man, it was college! so what if i sat with my thumb up my ass while my douchebag roommate coehrced some gambling addict to let him fuck his girlfriend?

    Yeah I don't get why people are so judgemental, man. Emo shits. Like that bitch we gangbanged could still give consent, it's not like the coke impacted her cognitive functions, y'know?

    You're getting posters confused, Ed.

    Logic7 is the one going off like a psychopath (though Jokerman was on the other extreme, if you ask me). He didn't post the story of the gambling debts prostitution / coke whore.

    I'm being a generic asshole in the spirit of the thread, not poster specific! I'm a method actor, me.

    Although frankly anyone could come up with a Horrible Stuff story in like two minutes and guarantee that everyone is pissed off, half the shit in there is probably fake.

    "Yeah so cos I'm so hardcore I decided to steal this guy's girlfriend and I put it in the backdoor and she got an STD and ended up becoming a pirate who killed small animals. She was also a hooker."

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ok I just read Modern Man's college story and I am queasy

    that is fucking

    oh my god there are no words

    I'd just stop poking your head in there, Hakks.

    At least they're not posting that shit in a "Awesome Stuff You've Done" thread. That would really give cause for a crisis of faith in humanity. :P

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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bah, I'm off to do... something, God knows what

    so bored

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Yeah, The Cat signal, as I recall, irritates her because there's no reason why she should be sole defender of women everywhere on this forum

    We need her special sort of anger only she can summon.

    I tend not to enter threads where I may get angry. I'm scared of infractions. This means the boys get away with saying stuff and I just seethe on the inside.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really have no clue how to do a semiotic analysis of a famous person and the internet is not helping.

    Blah.
    Ask the professor.

    It's due like...in 2 hours.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Huh, apparently there’s a New Frontiersman viral campaign.

    I haven’t paid attention to the film at all.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    people who think college is a carte blanche to be an awful human being are the worst
    What are you talking about, if I can't use college as an excuse to be an awful human being what else can I use?

    Going to bars
    The internet
    People who don't already know you
    Clubs
    Stores
    Parks
    Work
    Your dreams
    Etc.

    You forgot ASPERGER'S!

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    people who think college is a carte blanche to be an awful human being are the worst

    Hey man, it was college! so what if i sat with my thumb up my ass while my douchebag roommate coehrced some gambling addict to let him fuck his girlfriend?

    Yeah I don't get why people are so judgemental, man. Emo shits. Like that bitch we gangbanged could still give consent, it's not like the coke impacted her cognitive functions, y'know?

    You're getting posters confused, Ed.

    Logic7 is the one going off like a psychopath (though Jokerman was on the other extreme, if you ask me). He didn't post the story of the gambling debts prostitution / coke whore.

    My virtriol stems from incredibly insightful comments like this,
    logic7 wrote: »
    I love women, if I didn't I wouldn't have been fucking with so many of them back in the day.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    We will find out
    as we change about.
    Is this the last part?
    Here is when we shout:

    And you could say, "give your love to me,"
    but I was far away.
    And you could be handing love to me,
    but I was far away.
    And you could say "bring your love to me,"
    but I was far away.
    And you could be handing love to me
    but I was far away.
    :whistle:

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ok I just read Modern Man's college story and I am queasy

    that is fucking

    oh my god there are no words

    I'd just stop poking your head in there, Hakks.

    At least they're not posting that shit in a "Awesome Stuff You've Done" thread. That would really give cause for a crisis of faith in humanity. :P
    Then how come people are like "OMG modern man you are my god"

    I mean I know he didn't partake in it but fuck are you kidding me that shit is beyond reprehensible how do you tolerate that

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    a few pissed off super defender-of-womens-rights-who-think-the-world-is-still-against-women going around pissed off for the next few hours just ransacking random threads with hate.

    Like I needed any more cementing of my opinion of Bowen.

    Congrats Willeth, what project was this you were working on? (well something videogame related clearly but you know what I mean).

    Also, chuff? Can't say I've ever hard that before. Is it a northern thing or what?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd just stop poking your head in there, Hakks.

    That reads like you are poking her hear in there, going "loook, loooooook!" :P

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I really have no clue how to do a semiotic analysis of a famous person and the internet is not helping.

    Blah.
    Ask the professor.

    It's due like...in 2 hours.

    Semiotics is vague by its very nature. If you are having trouble finding something on the Internet about a person, then that's a point that you can draw meaning from, because their popularity hasn't permeated the collective consciousness of whateverthefuck.

    That's the kind of thing I would do, anyway :P

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, the Horrible Things thread sure has been mongrelized, lately.

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I'd just stop poking your head in there, Hakks.

    That reads like you are poking her hear in there, going "loook, loooooook!" :P

    Hahahaahahaha :lol:

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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Yeah, The Cat signal, as I recall, irritates her because there's no reason why she should be sole defender of women everywhere on this forum

    We need her special sort of anger only she can summon.

    I tend not to enter threads where I may get angry. I'm scared of infractions. This means the boys get away with saying stuff and I just seethe on the inside.
    Me too, Cesca

    Cause right now I am all a seething

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sometimes even I am disgusted by what the ancients wrote:

    "It is a bigger disgrace for a right-thinking man to be known as a coprophage than as a practiser of oral sex or a passive homosexual. But of those who practice oral sex we condemn the cunnilingi more than the fellators; I think the cunnilingus is similar to the man who drinks menstrual blood."

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

    <.<
    >.>
    Oh yes.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ok I just read Modern Man's college story and I am queasy

    that is fucking

    oh my god there are no words

    I'd just stop poking your head in there, Hakks.

    At least they're not posting that shit in a "Awesome Stuff You've Done" thread. That would really give cause for a crisis of faith in humanity. :P
    Then how come people are like "OMG modern man you are my god"

    I mean I know he didn't partake in it but fuck are you kidding me that shit is beyond reprehensible how do you tolerate that

    We must kill the frat boys

    all of them

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Congrats Willeth, what project was this you were working on? (well something videogame related clearly but you know what I mean).

    We had to come up with an idea for a game. We decided to use UE3 because we all had access to the editor, and we settled on an idea that we were all really pleased with.

    I'm deliberately being vague because I don't want to post any ideas until we've got stuff locked down tighter than just the prototype. I really think this could go somewhere.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

    I'm more a fan of the booty shorts and t-shirt pajama combination that some girls use, but I suppose that's because I am an evil man who thinks of women as nothing more than things to secks. I'm like, you know, totally disrespectful of women and such. Whatever regard I have for them is just to make the odds of me seeing their special places better.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait does Bowen really think that modern society is not androcentric?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    a few pissed off super defender-of-womens-rights-who-think-the-world-is-still-against-women going around pissed off for the next few hours just ransacking random threads with hate.

    Like I needed any more cementing of my opinion of Bowen.

    Congrats Willeth, what project was this you were working on? (well something videogame related clearly but you know what I mean).

    Also, chuff? Can't say I've ever hard that before. Is it a northern thing or what?

    Seething hatred about non-existent implied meanings is a bad thing.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Sometimes even I am disgusted by what the ancients wrote:

    "It is a bigger disgrace for a right-thinking man to be known as a coprophage than as a practiser of oral sex or a passive homosexual. But of those who practice oral sex we condemn the cunnilingi more than the fellators; I think the cunnilingus is similar to the man who drinks menstrual blood."

    Woah there champ.

    "similar to"

    Is there an epidemic of menstrual vampirism?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

    I'm more a fan of the booty shorts and t-shirt pajama combination that some girls use, but I suppose that's because I am an evil man who thinks of women as nothing more than things to secks. I'm like, you know, totally disrespectful of women and such. Whatever regard I have for them is just to make the odds of me seeing their special places better.

    Well, to be fair I meant more when the girl is wearing your oversized pajamas.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait does Bowen really think that modern society is not androcentric?

    No Bowen just doesn't get why people jump to conclusions about nothing, not without further context anyways.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Sometimes even I am disgusted by what the ancients wrote:

    "It is a bigger disgrace for a right-thinking man to be known as a coprophage than as a practiser of oral sex or a passive homosexual. But of those who practice oral sex we condemn the cunnilingi more than the fellators; I think the cunnilingus is similar to the man who drinks menstrual blood."

    MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

    So Cesca when did you realize you were dedicating your life to studying the ancient version of NAMBLA

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

    I'm more a fan of the booty shorts and t-shirt pajama combination that some girls use, but I suppose that's because I am an evil man who thinks of women as nothing more than things to secks. I'm like, you know, totally disrespectful of women and such. Whatever regard I have for them is just to make the odds of me seeing their special places better.

    There's a difference between adorable and hot.




    On that note, you can't hold my baby.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe I was reading you wrong Bowen, but I took your super hyphenated sentence to mean what you were refering to in it was a problem not still facing society. Because society most certainly is still against women. That's not really debateable, I mean yes less so then in the past but still, everything related to gender is still a clusterfuck.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait does Bowen really think that modern society is not androcentric?

    No Bowen just doesn't get why people jump to conclusions about nothing, not without further context anyways.

    Then what did you mean by "a few pissed off super defender-of-womens-rights-who-think-the-world-is-still-against-women"?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    I actually need menstrual discharge to live. Without it I am weak and but a shell of what I could truly be.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want to go on the record to say that girls wearing oversized boy's pajamas are adorable.

    I'm more a fan of the booty shorts and t-shirt pajama combination that some girls use, but I suppose that's because I am an evil man who thinks of women as nothing more than things to secks. I'm like, you know, totally disrespectful of women and such. Whatever regard I have for them is just to make the odds of me seeing their special places better.

    Well, to be fair I meant more when the girl is wearing your oversized pajamas.

    The only 'pajamas' I have are two pairs of flannel pajama pants that I wear if I have someone inadvertently sleeping over (generally a drunk friend) because I only feel comfortable sleeping in my boxers around best friends/women who have seen me naked.

    I mean, I suppose it would be adorable, but the damn things would fall off of most any woman - due to the size of my waist, which requires several trains and bus rides to circumnavigate.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Maybe I was reading you wrong Bowen, but I took your super hyphenated sentence to mean what you were refering to in it was a problem not still facing society.

    Not at all leit. I know it's still there. More common than racism probably. I just hate people who immediately jump down people's throats for comments like those, where (not in this case) the intention may not have been misogyny at all.

    That was not the case after he made his later comment.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I sleep naked atop no less than 45 lovely ladies

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I sleep naked atop no less than 45 lovely ladies

    misogyny.

    EDIT: Also 45 counts of rape.

    Enjoy the 9,000 years of jail. Sukkah.

    My math might be off.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH

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