man this one time i totally had sex with this passed out girl while my girlfriend was on the phone with me crying about her mother dying in a housefire caused by the lamps I had set up for the pot farm I had in her attic
what was she whining about anyway, stupid women are always crying
am i awesome or what
love me
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Sometimes even I am disgusted by what the ancients wrote:
"It is a bigger disgrace for a right-thinking man to be known as a coprophage than as a practiser of oral sex or a passive homosexual. But of those who practice oral sex we condemn the cunnilingi more than the fellators; I think the cunnilingus is similar to the man who drinks menstrual blood."
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
So Cesca when did you realize you were dedicating your life to studying the ancient version of NAMBLA
In many ways I'm actually looking forward to a few months in the future when I'll go back to looking at more normal topics and not oral sex...it will be strange, but probably good for my mental health :P
man this one time i totally had sex with this passed out girl while my girlfriend was on the phone with me crying about her mother dying in a housefire caused by the lamps I had set up for the pot farm I had in her attic
what was she whining about anyway, stupid women are always crying
man this one time i totally had sex with this passed out girl while my girlfriend was on the phone with me crying about her mother dying in a housefire caused by the lamps I had set up for the pot farm I had in her attic
what was she whining about anyway, stupid women are always crying
Yeah, The Cat signal, as I recall, irritates her because there's no reason why she should be sole defender of women everywhere on this forum
We need her special sort of anger only she can summon.
I tend not to enter threads where I may get angry. I'm scared of infractions. This means the boys get away with saying stuff and I just seethe on the inside.
Me too, Cesca
Cause right now I am all a seething
For some reason, I ended up reading this in Captain Malcolm Reynolds' voice.
Maybe I was reading you wrong Bowen, but I took your super hyphenated sentence to mean what you were refering to in it was a problem not still facing society.
Not at all leit. I know it's still there. More common than racism probably. I just hate people who immediately jump down people's throats for comments like those, where (not in this case) the intention may not have been misogyny at all.
That was not the case after he made his later comment.
Yeah I just mentioned this elsewhere but I definitely get that part. But from the rest of the post beyond that statement how could you think anything else? Honestly the guy is some sort of parodic genius, that's the only explanation. Nobody has issues like that while maintaining the capacity to use their fingers on the keyboard... rather than using their face, or trying to dry hump it in an effort to type.
man this one time i totally had sex with this passed out girl while my girlfriend was on the phone with me crying about her mother dying in a housefire caused by the lamps I had set up for the pot farm I had in her attic
what was she whining about anyway, stupid women are always crying
DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH
Seriously.
And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.
DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH
Seriously.
And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.
DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH
Seriously.
And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.
YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST
YEAH WHY ARE YOU SO REPELLED BY HER STICK IT IN HER YOU HATEFILLED BASTARD
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what was she whining about anyway, stupid women are always crying
am i awesome or what
In many ways I'm actually looking forward to a few months in the future when I'll go back to looking at more normal topics and not oral sex...it will be strange, but probably good for my mental health :P
college man
crazy times
Woot!
You're my inspiration, my sampler-maker
Something. I don't know if it's that, but jesus what the fuck just happened?
That was worse than my peanut hyperbole.
For some reason, I ended up reading this in Captain Malcolm Reynolds' voice.
"If anyone gets nosy, shoot them."
"Shoot them?"
"Politely."
Yeah I just mentioned this elsewhere but I definitely get that part. But from the rest of the post beyond that statement how could you think anything else? Honestly the guy is some sort of parodic genius, that's the only explanation. Nobody has issues like that while maintaining the capacity to use their fingers on the keyboard... rather than using their face, or trying to dry hump it in an effort to type.
I should have stuck with peanuts.
Seriously.
And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.
well played, ronaldo
It is excellent. I am very excited.
I will upload a pic shortly.
The logic, its just so clear....
I wonder if this will escalate further.
Seriously.
The peanut article may have lasted 50 some odd pages but this one just like exploded with the same force in about 2.
YEAH BRAH
POUND IT
/knuckles
Hello new fellow.
Would you like to bump chests together while grunting in a manly fashion?
SIXTY
NEIN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also gross.
ALSO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'm a bad man Mike.
I'm a bad man.
YEAH WHY ARE YOU SO REPELLED BY HER STICK IT IN HER YOU HATEFILLED BASTARD
But of course. Such is the the glue that holds our society together.
Saturday is the day.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I am in college.
This rules all of them out.
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Psssh! More like God's grand plan!
No.
Maybe a coincidence though.
Argh no don't start an irony discussion too!
That would finish me off
...and I mean fatally, not in a sexual sense
Easy.
Get them to crash drunk at your place and them wake them up with cuddling when they are now sober....
:P
I like you kid, you got moxie.
yeah but I never 69 I only let the two girls I'm with do it
anything less than one vagina in the room is fucking gay
You just don't understand, as logic7 said, its a black thing.
You just watched that comedian who did the Alanis joke didn't you?