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[Mini Phalla] WoW:Lord Phállazak Game Over. Evils win!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Spectrian]: brb gotta eat dinner

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][SillymanBadwine]: Enjoy your Kid Cuisine and Hungry Man Dinner.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WhiteZinfandel wrote: »
    [Raid][SillymanBadwine]: Lol roll pally light build instance raid agro.

    [Raid] [Coyote]: Ni hao?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Kime]: Anyone got a count?

    And Darian, I'm insulted! I would never stab your back! Oh. Well. . . hmmmm. . . I guess my actions speak against me, woops! It's your own fault, you should have just stayed dead the first time :P!

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    crimsoncoyote wrote: »
    WhiteZinfandel wrote: »
    [Raid][SillymanBadwine]: Lol roll pally light build instance raid agro.

    [Raid] [Coyote]: Ni hao?

    [Raid] [AndrewRyan]: Pff, everyone knows you don't raid for gold. Coyote

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009


    [Raid][JaysonFour] As of post number 126, I have:

    Kime leads with 8 votes.

    WhiteZinfandel has 4 votes.

    Darian has 3 votes.

    Fiaryn has 2 votes.

    Rainfall, JaysonFour, Gumpy, Andrew Ryan, crimsoncoyote, Ohtsam, Keika, and abotkin each have one vote.

    That's all.

    EDIT: The following people have not voted: The_Lawinator, kuhlmeye, dusda, crimsoncoyote and James.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Lawinator]: I hate when people add that random underscore to my name, JaysonFour.

    Or should I say,     !Jayson_Four

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: *cough* voting for me is a bad idea. Just, you know, FYI, in case anyone was curious on who not to vote for.

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][BlueBlue]: Oh, did you finally get that epic mount? Or perhaps something else...? If so maybe you should reveal it before we all go to sleep.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: You'll see my surprise when I'm ready! It's no fun to spoil it. . . Just trust me, it's cool!

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][WilDPanthA05]: Cakes? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CAKES ... do you have all of the right ingredients for said cakes? I guess having a few cakes before the attack couldn't hurt.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: You should know, I am the cake master. If you want cakes, you need me around! Vote for WhiteZinfandel and save the cakes!
    Sorry WhiteZinfandel, but I do want to live. . .

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ok I can't read this thread.

    WTF is happening?

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Dusda]: Well I'm not going to vote for Kime. He was cool in the Warhammer phalla and died way too early. For now I will go with...ugh, I hate the first round.
    [Raid][Dusda]: !Fiaryn
    [Raid][Dusda]: Yes, that'll do for now.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: I'm being bandwagoned for ringing the gong. But I had permission! (Read: I'm being bandwagoned for flavor text, which has been clarified as just flavor text.)

    However, this is a bad idea. Good guys do not want me bandwagoned. So you should vote for WhiteZinfandel to save my life.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dusda wrote: »
    [Raid][Dusda]: Well I'm not going to vote for Kime. He was cool in the Warhammer phalla and died way too early. For now I will go with...ugh, I hate the first round.
    [Raid][Dusda]: !Fiaryn
    [Raid][Dusda]: Yes, that'll do for now.

    [Raid][Fiaryn]: What!? Man I thought we were friends. Don't you remember the good times?
    [Raid][Fiaryn]: Being horrified by punctuation related atrocities?
    [Raid][Fiaryn]: Together?
    [Raid][Fiaryn]: It hurts real bad man.

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][SadmanBadwine]: I'm out for the night, I'm meeting up with some friends at the coffeehouse to... grind for... armor. Please don't kill me?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Guild] [Element Brian] 45 Minutes untill Phase 1 Begins!

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Malkor]: WhiteZinfandel because who the hell has friends and does stuff outside? srsly.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Guild] [Element Brian] Another Clarification because people have brought it up, everyone has different numbers coorsponding to there character each night. Meaning if you are a warrior the number you have to guess is say, 3. Then another warrior will have his own personal number to guess, could be 3, could be something else...

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: hmmm was gone for a bit. Can we please have more people vote off me? Pretty please?

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][AndrewRyan]: Eh, I guess it's no skin off my nose.. But it is off WhiteZinfindels

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vote Close, lets see if I can do this before I have to leave in half n hour...

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: I have a message: "First vote gets the vig, Ohtsam."

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh. So I do see said the blind man to a hunk of cheese.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid] [Orange Crush]: GG voting for kime on flavor text dumbasses

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][kime]: Wait, did I lose the vote? Someone else told me I was safe :|.
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Vote Close, lets see if I can do this before I have to leave in half n hour...
    Is this a no then :P?

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Riad] [Orange Crush]:Oh I hope so, but I am just saying... of all the things to vote for... that was the dumbest. I know it is first day and all. It is too hard for me to keep track of vote counts without spreadsheeting or retarctions.
    [Raid] [Orange Crush]:Anyone get a vote count?

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][Dusda]: This should be accurate...

    Kime: 8
    WhiteZinfandel: 7

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Orange Soda wrote: »
    [Riad] [Orange Crush]:Oh I hope so, but I am just saying... of all the things to vote for... that was the dumbest.

    [Raid][kime]: Especially because kime is never evil.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dusda wrote: »
    [Raid][Dusda]: This should be accurate...

    Kime: 8
    WhiteZinfandel: 7

    I will not be BOTP'd.

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][abotkin]: Assuming JaysonFour's count was accurate, kime is a goner. The votes after that would not have been enough to save him.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Day 1 Results


    [Raid] [Lawinator] Ok looks like things are going pretty good, keep dps up guys...crap why am I getting attacked, wheres the Maintank?

    [Raid] [Kime]: Looks like the MT hasn't picked him up yet, come on, why are you slacking!?

    [Raid] [Lawinator]: Ok needs some help, really, Someone PULL THEM OFF OF ME OR SOMETHING, OSHI

    TheLawinator Dies

    [Raid] [Ohstam] Dangit Kime, first you ring the gong, I really doubt him dying is a coincidence

    [Raid] [Darian] Really dude, you suck I say we kick him

    [Raid [Jaysonfour] Totally banned

    [Raid] [Kime]: Fine, but know what, see this soul stone, yea its nice isn't it, I guess I COULD use it on one of you, but screw that, I'm taking it with me

    Kime has been removed from the raid

    [Raid] [Ohstam] Moron, now lets get ba..

    Ohstam has been removed from the raid.

    [Raid] [Jaysonfour] err, well whoever has control of raid, least YOU know what you're doing..

    Lord Phállazak: Miscrients, meet my wrath!

    Lord Phállazak targets Rainfall.

    [Raid] [Micro] Ok dude, if you have a bubble up, now would be the time to use it..

    [Raid] [Blueblue] Rainfall...you there dude? FREAKING BUBBLE YOURSELF!

    Rainfall gets knocked across the map.

    Rainfall is KO'd.

    [Raid] [Gumpy]: Well crap..


    Results:


    Kime - Voted off (Warlock - Villager)
    TheLawinator - Certainly didn't get the heals he was due... (Priest - Villager)
    Ohtsam - Hand picked by raidleader to leave the game. (Rogue - Ninja Looter)
    Rainfall - KO'd by Lord Phállazak (Paladin - Gaurdian)

    DAY 2 ENDS AT 9:00 PST!

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][abotkin]: Well that was mixed results for the first phase. And why did kime give us the vig target instead of the vig him(her)self? Seems rather pointless. Although since we lost a guard, that may have been for the best.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][enlightenedbum]: kime had good aim! Isn't this like the first time kime's ever done anything right in a Phalla?

    On the other hand, ouch...we lost a guardian and a priest who would presumably make things, um, easier boss killing wise. Do any of the healers have a rez?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OOOOoooooOOOOO

    [Raid][kime]: Hahaha, and so I die. This was rather fun, and I was only alive for one day. Darn you guys for killing me so soon on a fun one! Boooooo! Good luck though.

    OOOOOoooOOOOOO

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    WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid][ApologeticmanBadwine]: Hey man, I tried to save you, but I wasn't going to kill myself so you could live.

    So now the question is, do we have any leads? I don't suppose there's any seer equivalent power in this game?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Guild] [Element Brian] Forgot to mention, Lord Phállazak is now down to 80%!

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid] [Orange Crush]: Rainfall was a guard, so I don't see why we wouldn't have a seer and a vig... now the real question is if they are class based... paladin as a guard (pally bubble), but warlock would have made just as much sense (soul stone). I would bank on the vig being a rogue, but I have no idea what class would make the most sense as a "seer"....Shammy maybe since they are kinda mystic?

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid] [AndrewRyan]: No, that doesn't add up. It looks like the narration will show Name - "Cause of Death" (Class - Role).

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