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The Otters are taking over

QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
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Ready to bow down to the otters as they slowly but inexorably take over our planet with their new grasp on human technology? No? What, you thought maybe it was going to be the dolphins?

HA! Dolphins. Because they have sex for fun? Please. The otters are already making iMovie videos of said "relations" and sending them to TMZ to get some of that sweet famous-for-nothing street cred.

They're also filming us:
"I was like, did I actually see an otter with a video camera or was I hallucinating?" said Wildlife photographer Enrique Aguirre.

The screen on Aguirre's digital camera soon confirmed what he'd seen: an otter floating on its back, video camera grasped in its paws, lens aimed at the boat of excited photographers. The humans had a bad angle, but Aguirre managed to snap a single clear shot before the otter dived, video camera in tow.

"He's the only one who got the photo," said the boat's captain, Yohn Gideon.
via Santa Cruz Sentinel

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That was clearly Druhim filming his sex tape

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    holy shit

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    they will strike by land and sea and air

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This news is otter-ly terrifying.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    This news is otter-ly terrifying.

    i otter known someone would start this crap

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    This news is otter-ly terrifying.

    i otter known someone would start this crap

    makes me want an otter pop




    wait

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    they will strike by land and sea and air

    No problem. Because we will fight them on the beaches....

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They will all die of old age soon anyway. No worries

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    we must stop them befur its too late

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    druhim has harnessed technology.


    truly this is the end of days.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Now I want to converse with an otter.

    Otters could be our intellectual peers.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Those puns are terrible.

    You should all feel terrible.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    peers without piers

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    1013press_cartman_and_otters1.jpg

    :?:

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    2329887_f8542f911187660622_m.jpg

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He will go on a kill rampage and years later we will all ask

    what druhim to a life of crime?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    damnit, beat'd, but mine's better since there's bad spelling in it, not to mention the awesome picture in the background

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In yo face fool!

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    He will go on a kill rampage and years later we will all ask

    what druhim to a life of crime?

    *slow clap*

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Truly the end is upon us.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    He will go on a kill rampage and years later we will all ask

    what druhim to a life of crime?

    UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH

    I just got that. Well played

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Otters? Is this a Lost thread?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Otters? Is this a Lost thread?

    He said Otters, not Udders.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Otters? Is this a Lost thread?
    only Jin knew Druhim's terrible secret.

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  • KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As long as otters cant fly we will be safe.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    THE OTTERMAN EMPIRE

    SULEICLAM THE MAGNICIFICENT

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    As long as otters cant fly we will be safe.
    83556main_fs009fig3.jpg

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    As long as otters cant fly we will be safe.

    118669.jpg

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what the fuck

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That looks more like a weasel.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    As long as otters cant fly we will be safe.
    83556main_fs009fig3.jpg
    ottersaurs in f-14s!

    alt. response: this really is a Lost thread and otters are what caused the plane crash!

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it looks like its doing an invisible otter doggy (otter) style

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    That looks more like a weasel.

    H-scroll
    20090222-rfx42e2ey8nn5j4pdxn2cuyctw.png

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    That looks more like a weasel.

    H-scroll
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    whyyyyyyy

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The otter looks grim. He is placing his paw on something, but I didn't know what to draw, so that's how things stand.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    That looks more like a weasel.

    H-scroll
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    the internet ceases to surprise me, I am just dead to this now.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koolaidguy wrote: »
    As long as otters cant fly we will be safe.
    83556main_fs009fig3.jpg
    ottersaurs in f-14s!

    alt. response: this really is a Lost thread and otters are what caused the plane crash!
    no see
    those planes are called Twin Otters

    :P

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    why was it favorited 3 times!?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that otter is clearly screwing another otter

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    it looks like its doing an invisible otter doggy (otter) style

    can't unsee it

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