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Look at this mentalist.

BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7908366.stm
Accused 'doused chips with urine'

Mr Daifallah is accused of leaving a "trail of stench"
A shopper saw a man squirt a foul-smelling brown liquid over frozen chips in a Tesco store in Gloucestershire, Bristol Crown Court has been told.
Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, Gloucester, denies squirting a mixture of urine and faeces at four businesses last May.
Alison Harris told the court she was suspicious of the way the man was holding a laptop bag in the food aisle.
"I was taken aback... there was a strong smell of urine," she said.
"I became aware of him about three to six feet away from me in the chip aisle and thought he was suspicious because of the way he held his bag.
"I noticed a projectile spray from the bag on to the frozen food, like something from a sports bottle, it was instantaneous."

Well this certainly cheered up my day. This dude is completely stark bonkers. I mean, look at his picture.

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He looks like a villain from a Roald Dahl book.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    if his urine is brown his kidneys aren't working

    i bet house could connect failing kidneys to a mental disorder

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It was mixed with poop, my friend.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you have a WHOLE CHIP AISLE?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If you have the time to mix your poop and piss together and then squeeze it over whole foods at the supermarket, you need a fucking hobby. Unless that is your hobby, then you need to stop being a nutjob.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you have a WHOLE CHIP AISLE?

    Yeah, but now it smells like poo

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If you have the time to mix your poop and piss together and then squeeze it over whole foods at the supermarket, you need a fucking hobby. Unless that is your hobby, then you need to stop being a nutjob.
    WHAT IS OPTION C?

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you have a WHOLE CHIP AISLE?

    Yeah, but now it smells like poo

    I didn't know you took a trip to England.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    If you have the time to mix your poop and piss together and then squeeze it over whole foods at the supermarket, you need a fucking hobby. Unless that is your hobby, then you need to stop being a nutjob.
    WHAT IS OPTION C?

    Chex mix

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  • lunarislunaris Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't think he's doing this for "fun," per se.

    Sounds like he's got some issues.

    If he was like, 13 and snot-nosed, maybe this would be a prank. He looks like the comic book dude from simpsons, so you know it's straight neuroses.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Why are you calling him a mentalist?

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lunaris wrote: »
    He looks like the comic book dude from simpsons, so you know it's straight neuroses.

    Worst. Chips. Ever.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    theres kids in florida and whatnot that get high off fermenting shit and piss. maybe this is what they do after they get high

    linkz

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    if his urine is brown his kidneys aren't working

    i bet house could connect failing kidneys to a mental disorder

    it could be neurosyphilis, that would explain the nausea and infection




    But not the loss of smell.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Because he is mental. Spraying a mix of your piss and shit onto frozen chips is not something a sane man would do.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I thought this was gonna be about the show on CBS that ripped off that show on USA which in turn ripped off some other show most likely.

    I think that would've been worse than the reality of this topic.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Because he is mental. Spraying a mix of your piss and shit onto frozen chips is not something a sane man would do.

    a mentalist is a mind reader

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what. the fuck. are frozen chips.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Because he is mental. Spraying a mix of your piss and shit onto frozen chips is not something a sane man would do.

    a mentalist is a mind reader

    that's not really an accurate description at all.

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    what. the fuck. are frozen chips.

    I was gonna ask, but I figured it was like "fish and chips" as it's from the UK.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    what. the fuck. are frozen chips.

    French Fries.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    theres kids in florida and whatnot that get high off fermenting shit and piss. maybe this is what they do after they get high

    linkz

    Slang terms: Winnie, Shit, Runners, Fruit from Crack Pipe, Leroy Jenkems, Might, Butthash, and Waste

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    theres kids in florida and whatnot that get high off fermenting shit and piss. maybe this is what they do after they get high

    linkz

    http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/11/09/jenkem/

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aw man, I thought I was on the cusp of a flavor revolution over here

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    theres kids in florida and whatnot that get high off fermenting shit and piss. maybe this is what they do after they get high

    linkz

    Slang terms: Winnie, Shit, Runners, Fruit from Crack Pipe, Leroy Jenkems, Might, Butthash, and Waste

    Butthash?

    hahahahahhahha

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    "Fruit from Crack Pipe" is awful slang. There's nothing subtle about saying you're gonna go smoke some fruit from crack pipe

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait so is that salon article saying its real or what?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's a real practice, but any report of its prevalence among American suburban youth is contrived.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    If you have the time to mix your poop and piss together and then squeeze it over whole foods at the supermarket, you need a fucking hobby. Unless that is your hobby, then you need to stop being a nutjob.

    I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It was just balsamic vinagarette

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm going to have to side with NaC on this one; that's a horrible use of the word 'mentalist'.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My assignment from this stupid universities equivalent of English 101 yesterday was to contemplate "mentifacts" from my childhood.

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mentalist is a British thing, I think, when used to refer to someone mental.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    He read the chips' minds. They all said the same thing. "Spray us with your wonderful juices."

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Octopus Melody wrote: »
    Mentalist is a British thing, I think, when used to refer to someone mental.

    Yeah, over here its used to call someone crazy.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I know what it is; just because it's slang doesn't still make it horrible.

    It's just horrible slang.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is a terribly mis-named thread.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentalist

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kayne Red Robe wrote: »
    This is a terribly mis-named thread.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentalist

    We went over this. You're out of your element.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Krentz wrote: »
    Kayne Red Robe wrote: »
    This is a terribly mis-named thread.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentalist

    We went over this. You're out of your element.

    it's a temporal sync problem

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Krentz wrote: »
    Kayne Red Robe wrote: »
    This is a terribly mis-named thread.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentalist

    We went over this. You're out of your element.

    youre like a child who wanders into a movie

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    so they finally arrested bill bailey

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