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The Metrosensual Thread

Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
Lumberjacks, whiskey on the rocks? Big guns, fast cars? Tattered leather jackets and motorcycles? I'm sorry, but you will have to leave. This is the metrosexual thread, for all you with highlights in your hair and and hand lotion to keep your meat paws soft in your drawer.

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Feel free to talk about throw pillows and home decorating


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extol the virtues of leave-in conditioner


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the romcom will never die! Not on your watch!

This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nah.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm sorry babe, I don't think you're old enough to start this thread. <3

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have no feelings one way or the other for metrosexuality.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    shank thread

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Are you saying I am not old enough to consort with clean, clean, pretty men?

    Also! I feel much better right now.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I only really use triple B for the 'Beyond' feature

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I could use a small dose of this I think

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    I am not nearly as metro as I was 5 years ago, I'll have to work on that.

    Also, the word of the day is "man-scaping".

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Some would argue that I belong here.

    But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am sooo metro you guys

    oh meh gott

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo/Manifest thread.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I guess I am slightly metrosexual. I mean, I cut my hair a lot. Like, twice a year.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Some would argue that I belong here.

    But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

    It's okay Graves. You're Graves. You're never at fault in my book.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Some would argue that I belong here.

    But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

    RAMONE

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    When I went to DC for the inauguration the lady behind the xray machine complimented my sophisticated toiletries and told me I 'smell nice.'

    Then she threw them out because they were more than 3 ounces and she's a hateful shrew.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i wear men's clothing that is cut like women's clothing

    remember that cardigan you guys

    remember my seafoam hoodie

    can someone throw me a bone here

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I am not nearly as metro as I was 5 years ago, I'll have to work on that.

    Also, the word of the day is "man-scaping".
    i did not learn about this word until a few days ago.

    i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OK I'll stay, then.

    I am good at clothes.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wear Country Road. Is that metro or is it just gay?

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shankill, we demand pictures.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Are you saying I am not old enough to consort with clean, clean, pretty men?

    Also! I feel much better right now.

    No, I was just joking around with you.

    I'm so glad that you feeling better. Was it the soup?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo/Manifest thread.
    No way. Mani is waaaay more hipster than metro. Huuuge difference. :P
    i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.
    D: I (respectfully) demand that you post a pic.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The soup was yummy, though I think it was all the pills my mom is shoving down my throat that did the trick.

    FightinFilipino, you are the most metrosexual here thus far.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My gf is not very good at clothes.

    On Valentine's day we had to go to a church for a thing, and I picked out an outfit for her out of what measly scraps I had to work with.

    And she got so many compliments on her outfit and her hair, that while I didn't do myself, I oversaw, and it made me feel pretty good.

    My masculine justification is that if I'm going to take a girl somewhere she has to look good so that I look good.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    My gf is not very good at clothes.

    On Valentine's day we had to go to a church for a thing, and I picked out an outfit for her out of what measly scraps I had to work with.

    And she got so many compliments on her outfit and her hair, that while I didn't do myself, I oversaw, and it made me feel pretty good.

    My masculine justification is that if I'm going to take a girl somewhere she has to look good so that I look good.

    Arm candy is important, dude, and don't believe anyone who says different.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.
    Ditto. :P

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm not metro.

    I'm not manly, either.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.
    Ditto. :P

    Oh yeah?

    My stylist only has one name and he tells me about the latest styles from Europe while he simply trims my thin, flat hair.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm the guy who will look nice and smell awesome even if I'm planning on spending my whole day alone on my ass.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

    FINALLY

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FightinFilipino, you are the most metrosexual here thus far.
    D:
    Bogey wrote: »
    i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.
    D: I (respectfully) demand that you post a pic.
    i, uh, just formatted my hard drive. total accident. no, i forgot to back it up too. darn.

    :P

    [tiny]if you check my facebook pics i think there's one or two there. somewhere. i recognize now that i looked like a toolbox[/tiny]

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I wear Country Road. Is that metro or is it just gay?

    Are you a middle-aged man?

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

    Yes, take her shopping. But tell here you will only buy her things if she allows you to get rid of her more unattractive articles of clothing.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

    Holy shit, there's this girl at work who got assigned to work on a project under me. We really haven't meshed that much but whenever she is talking about database stuff I can only think about how fantastic her clothes are and I just want to ask her about her shoes.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    neville wrote: »
    "This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

    FINALLY

    Someone had to do it. I hope you are pleased.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also I like to take care of my personal appearance and care about the way I present myself to people, but I don't go overboard with the whole thing, so I don't think I'm metro.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    neville wrote: »
    "This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

    FINALLY

    neville, I wanted to lick you when we met.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.
    Ditto. :P

    Oh yeah?

    My stylist only has one name and he tells me about the latest styles from Europe while he simply trims my thin, flat hair.
    Mine is a lady (also with only one name.) She has cute assistants that will give me a scalp and shoulder massage during the shampoo phase and then later with the rinse.

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