The Metrosensual Thread

Muse Among Men

Lumberjacks, whiskey on the rocks? Big guns, fast cars? Tattered leather jackets and motorcycles? I'm sorry, but you will have to leave. This is the metrosexual thread, for all you with highlights in your hair and and hand lotion to keep your meat paws soft in your drawer.


Feel free to talk about throw pillows and home decorating



extol the virtues of leave-in conditioner



the romcom will never die! Not on your watch!

This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men.

august

Nah.

NotASenator

I'm sorry babe, I don't think you're old enough to start this thread.

Burning Organ

I have no feelings one way or the other for metrosexuality.

Charles Kinbote

shank thread

Muse Among Men

Are you saying I am not old enough to consort with clean, clean, pretty men?

Also! I feel much better right now.

Javen

I only really use triple B for the 'Beyond' feature

Meissnerd

I could use a small dose of this I think

Bogey

I am not nearly as metro as I was 5 years ago, I'll have to work on that.

Also, the word of the day is "man-scaping".

Graves

Some would argue that I belong here.

But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

Charles Kinbote

i am sooo metro you guys

oh meh gott

DrZiplock

Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo/Manifest thread.

Burning Organ

I guess I am slightly metrosexual. I mean, I cut my hair a lot. Like, twice a year.

Muse Among Men

Graves wrote: »

Some would argue that I belong here.

But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

It's okay Graves. You're Graves. You're never at fault in my book.

Meissnerd

Graves wrote: »

Some would argue that I belong here.

But those people would be stabbed in the gut with my cock and left to bleed out while I took a bubble bath and used some exfoliating lilac scented cream.

RAMONE

Javen

When I went to DC for the inauguration the lady behind the xray machine complimented my sophisticated toiletries and told me I 'smell nice.'

Then she threw them out because they were more than 3 ounces and she's a hateful shrew.

Charles Kinbote

i wear men's clothing that is cut like women's clothing

remember that cardigan you guys

remember my seafoam hoodie

can someone throw me a bone here

fightinfilipino

Bogey wrote: »

I am not nearly as metro as I was 5 years ago, I'll have to work on that.

Also, the word of the day is "man-scaping".

i did not learn about this word until a few days ago.

i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.

Graves

OK I'll stay, then.

I am good at clothes.

Dublo7

I wear Country Road. Is that metro or is it just gay?

Muse Among Men

Shankill, we demand pictures.

NotASenator

Muse Among Men wrote: »

Are you saying I am not old enough to consort with clean, clean, pretty men?

Also! I feel much better right now.

No, I was just joking around with you.

I'm so glad that you feeling better. Was it the soup?

Bogey

DrZiplock wrote: »

Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo/Manifest thread.

No way. Mani is waaaay more hipster than metro. Huuuge difference. :P

fightinfilipino wrote: »

i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.

I (respectfully) demand that you post a pic.

Muse Among Men

The soup was yummy, though I think it was all the pills my mom is shoving down my throat that did the trick.

FightinFilipino, you are the most metrosexual here thus far.

Graves

My gf is not very good at clothes.

On Valentine's day we had to go to a church for a thing, and I picked out an outfit for her out of what measly scraps I had to work with.

And she got so many compliments on her outfit and her hair, that while I didn't do myself, I oversaw, and it made me feel pretty good.

My masculine justification is that if I'm going to take a girl somewhere she has to look good so that I look good.

NotASenator

I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.

Javen

Graves wrote: »

My gf is not very good at clothes.

On Valentine's day we had to go to a church for a thing, and I picked out an outfit for her out of what measly scraps I had to work with.

And she got so many compliments on her outfit and her hair, that while I didn't do myself, I oversaw, and it made me feel pretty good.

My masculine justification is that if I'm going to take a girl somewhere she has to look good so that I look good.

Arm candy is important, dude, and don't believe anyone who says different.

Bogey

NotACrook wrote: »

I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.

Ditto. :P

Graves

She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

ChicoBlue

I'm not metro.

I'm not manly, either.

NotASenator

Bogey wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.

Ditto. :P

Oh yeah?

My stylist only has one name and he tells me about the latest styles from Europe while he simply trims my thin, flat hair.

Graves

I'm the guy who will look nice and smell awesome even if I'm planning on spending my whole day alone on my ass.

neville

"This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

FINALLY

fightinfilipino

Muse Among Men wrote: »

FightinFilipino, you are the most metrosexual here thus far.

Bogey wrote: »

fightinfilipino wrote: »

i am slightly metrosexual and did have red highlights until a few years ago.

I (respectfully) demand that you post a pic.

i, uh, just formatted my hard drive. total accident. no, i forgot to back it up too. darn.

:P

[tiny]if you check my facebook pics i think there's one or two there. somewhere. i recognize now that i looked like a toolbox[/tiny]

Tweaked_Bat_

Dublo7 wrote: »

I wear Country Road. Is that metro or is it just gay?

Are you a middle-aged man?

Muse Among Men

Graves wrote: »

She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

Yes, take her shopping. But tell here you will only buy her things if she allows you to get rid of her more unattractive articles of clothing.

NotASenator

Graves wrote: »

She likes to come out in pajama pants and sweatpants with holes in them and will wear nice shirts with said bottoms and think it's all ok and I need to get a job so that I can buy her a pair of shoes and I hate hate hate that jacket and why does she still have it her mom offered to buy her a new one ughhh wear the purse correctly

Holy shit, there's this girl at work who got assigned to work on a project under me. We really haven't meshed that much but whenever she is talking about database stuff I can only think about how fantastic her clothes are and I just want to ask her about her shoes.

Muse Among Men

neville wrote: »

"This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

FINALLY

Someone had to do it. I hope you are pleased.

Tweaked_Bat_

Also I like to take care of my personal appearance and care about the way I present myself to people, but I don't go overboard with the whole thing, so I don't think I'm metro.

NotASenator

neville wrote: »

"This is for all you clean, clean, pretty men."

FINALLY

neville, I wanted to lick you when we met.

Bogey

NotACrook wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

I have a stylist. I have to get appointments.

Ditto. :P

Oh yeah?

My stylist only has one name and he tells me about the latest styles from Europe while he simply trims my thin, flat hair.

Mine is a lady (also with only one name.) She has cute assistants that will give me a scalp and shoulder massage during the shampoo phase and then later with the rinse.