The Metrosensual Thread

Ruckus

Burning Organ wrote: »

I guess I am slightly metrosexual. I mean, I cut my hair a lot. Like, twice a year.

Pfft, I shave my face like twice just last month.

NotASenator

my boss is out of town today so I slept in and got into work a little late.

But it also means I didn't shave today and it's kind of annoying me.

EDIT: I apparently didn't get enough sleep to avoid typos.

Mysst

i'm on call this week so i've been up since 3!

KrunkMcGrunk

This is a thread I'm comfortable in.

I think it's a good counter-balance to the nerdiest thing thread.

Zombot

Why look, it's my favorite kind of thread.

I got a bunch of beauty products the other day.
I have this warming facial scrub that really leaves my face feeling nice and clean.
Then there's this olive facial wash which exceeded my expectations. It's going to become a staple in my beauty supplies.
Also got this body polish which after a long day, is simply heaven.

Faricazy

what the shit is a body polish

Zombot

Faricazy wrote: »

what the shit is a body polish

Something wonderful

Centipede Damascus

it's so you can see yourself reflected in the ass of the man you're having sex with

Iskander

robothero wrote: »

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

i wear men's clothing that is cut like women's clothing

remember that cardigan you guys

remember my seafoam hoodie

can someone throw me a bone here

GAY

KrunkMcGrunk

no ur gay

Mysst

they need to make manly scented soaps.

like Charcoal, what smells of charcoal.

Pine Tree, what makes you smell like a lumberjack.

Engine Grease. Makes you smell like engine grease.

Usagi

Mysst wrote: »

they need to make manly scented soaps.

like Charcoal, what smells of charcoal.

Pine Tree, what makes you smell like a lumberjack.

Engine Grease. Makes you smell like engine grease.

WD-40 and Diesel

lostwords

bacon scented soap

Seattle Thread

Cognac and cigars

lostwords

kitty cats and chocolates!

Usagi

beer and brats

or, perhaps BBQ

NotASenator

So you guys just want soap that smells like Wisconsin.

Usagi

no cheese curds, please

Ruckus

Cheese scented soaps or cologne would not attract the kind of women I'd want to date.

Indie Winter

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

lostwords

if i could pick any state to smell like, i would pick maine. freshly fallen snow and maple syrup and pinecones

Ruckus

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

Faricazy

PINECONE SMELL

MADE FOR A MAN

SEXY ENOUGH FOR A WOMAN

Usagi

smelling like Pine-Sol is not exactly sexy

Faricazy

pinecone, woman

like a tree

Indie Winter

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

I got one of those too. Didn't do nothing. It had all the shaving effect of a wet paper towel.

Usagi

Faricazy wrote: »

pinecone, woman

like a tree

why would you want to smell like an Ent?

Indie Winter

Usagi wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

pinecone, woman

like a tree

why would you want to smell like an Ent?

trees smell great

especially eucalyptuses

eucalypti?

Faricazy

power to command small woodland creatures

Mysst

lostwords wrote: »

kitty cats and chocolates!

I don't think anyone wants to smell ammonia

Ruckus

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

I got one of those too. Didn't do nothing. It had all the shaving effect of a wet paper towel.

Try one of these perhaps?

[edit] Oh wait, you were doing your IDF service right? What's the requirement for that?

Indie Winter

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

I got one of those too. Didn't do nothing. It had all the shaving effect of a wet paper towel.

Try one of these perhaps?

[edit] Oh wait, you were doing your IDF service right? What's the requirement for that?

No beard, ever. Unless you get a special permit, and then you need to commit to the manliest beard possible for 1 full year.

Faricazy

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

I got one of those too. Didn't do nothing. It had all the shaving effect of a wet paper towel.

Try one of these perhaps?

[edit] Oh wait, you were doing your IDF service right? What's the requirement for that?

No beard, ever. Unless you get a special permit, and then you need to commit to the manliest beard possible for 1 full year.

does the beard permit come with an international gun carry license

cause it should

Indie Winter

Faricazy wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

I hate shaving, because I get hella razor bumps. But I also hate having a beard, because it itches like a motherfucker. It's actually quite a dilemma.

I have an electric razor with a beard trimmer on the back of it, I just the beard trimmer to trim all my face fuzz down. I'm one of those Perma-5 O'clock shadow guys.

I got one of those too. Didn't do nothing. It had all the shaving effect of a wet paper towel.

Try one of these perhaps?

[edit] Oh wait, you were doing your IDF service right? What's the requirement for that?

No beard, ever. Unless you get a special permit, and then you need to commit to the manliest beard possible for 1 full year.

does the beard permit come with an international gun carry license

cause it should

"Here's your permit sir, and here's your complimentary firearm."

"Oh, why thank you."

BLAM BLAM BLAM

"What in the hell is that guy doing?!"

"It's ok, he has a beard!"

Post Blue

My INC jeans could probably be seen as metro. Honestly, I just can't stand generic 2-ply jeans that are made to equally accommodate various oddly-shaped obese and non-obese people who may or may not bulge in weird places. I'm slim enough that they don't look tight anyway.

Faricazy

Post Blue wrote: »

My INC jeans could probably be seen as metro. Honestly, I just can't stand generic 2-ply jeans that are made to equally accommodate various oddly-shaped obese and non-obese people who may or may not bulge in weird places. I'm slim enough that they don't look tight anyway.

are you saying you wear girl's jeans

Fallout

didn't people quit saying metrosexual circa 2004

Fallout

thought "fag" was making a comeback

Ruckus

Fallout wrote: »

thought "fag" was making a cumback

Only around you I guess.

NotASenator

KA-POW