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Jason Schwartzman

Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently blandSeattle, Washington Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
You know the guy from Rushmore and I Heart Huckabees. He's been in a dozen movies, 2 bands, a cameo in a p.diddy music video, cameo in tv shows, had a music video based upon his character, etc.

Well...


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Wtf? Zero results. Type in any other existing name and you get like 100,000 results.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've been tricked.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think you're a tard; I get 70,000 results

    also, I would totally bone his mom

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 177,000 for Jason Schwartzman. (0.05 seconds)

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Way to be shit at google.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How does someone not know how to work internet on the google machine.

    Mind blowing.

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  • Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lol I had "SafeSearch" on. Fucking google I swear.

    Case closed.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hurray!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lol I had "SafeSearch" on. Fucking google I swear.

    Case closed.

    safesearch still returns tens of thousands of results

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Okay wook I'm bored but not bored enough to photoshop a fake search query. The only thing I did was print screen and crop.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yep, still getting 78,600 results

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You've got chinese google.

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  • SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lol I had "SafeSearch" on. Fucking google I swear.

    Case closed.

    Moderate is the default setting...

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    look publius, you can't cover up the fact that you fucked up

    you fuck up

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am absolutely astonished he thought it was a good idea to make this thread in the first place.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this thread should be about boning Jason Schwartzman's mom

    but like Jason Schwartzman's mom from like 30 years ago

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Schwartzman has a new album coming out soon i think

    wait it looks like it came out last month

    I heard a track from it that was pretty okay, I should check that out

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He is also rumoured to be Gideon in Scott Pilgrim.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This threads execution was horrible.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can this thread be about Jason Statham instead?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    But, I won't click that.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    No he's right, it brings up zero results.

    For me to poop on

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The only Jason I know in real life is a total douchebag.
    Therefore, I am going to go ahead and assume every other Jason is a total douchebag as well.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    With that kind of attitude you should never go camping.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    god damn I have kind of a major celebrity crush on jason schwartzman

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    With that kind of attitude you should never go camping.

    The last time I went camping I was almost violated by a bear and then stung by a shit load of bees.
    Fuck camping.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Coconut Records is actually a pretty solid band.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stung by and almost violated by a bear?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's his body and his right to revoke his permission.

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  • Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I swallowed a yellow jacket once.

    =(

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    we will call you bear friend.
    great jobble, Brian.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GLOIBEN GLOIBEN

    very much

    thank you

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WaM, I was going through my files the other day. Seeing which ones I should back up before I reformat this computer. I'm not sure why I have it and I don't really remember doing it, but I have a screencap of one of your posts and it made me laugh for a good 5 minutes because of its placement under another post.

    I'm still wondering when I did the screencap, but yeah it made me laugh on a shitty day, so thanks i guess

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stung by and almost violated by a bear?

    At least I edited it before you could possibly quote it.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    WaM, I was going through my files the other day. Seeing which ones I should back up before I reformat this computer. I'm not sure why I have it and I don't really remember doing it, but I have a screencap of one of your posts and it made me laugh for a good 5 minutes because of its placement under another post.

    I'm still wondering when I did the screencap, but yeah it made me laugh on a shitty day, so thanks i guess
    oh god which one

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Here let me google that for you

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jason+Schwartzman

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  • Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    im not clicking that

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