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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    wanna meet that professor

    it's just 150cc

    I thought he taught girl's volleyball

    I am reminded of Father Jack all of a sudden.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2009
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wait a minute, academics aren't allowed to be funny

    someone ought to inform the dean

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    TheOneWhoStoodUpTheOneWhoStoodUp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    One of the professors here int he 70s took his Ancient Greek history class out to the redwoods with a live goat, and showed them what a ritual sacrifice was like.

    Needless to say, he didn't teach in the 80s.

    That's so great.

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    That's pretty far out, man!
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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My first high school English teacher killed himself.

    He was a rad guy, too. It made me sad.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All of my English teachers have been rad, though, especially the native speakers.

    I went to a bilingual school, with most of the classes being given in English. It was pretty rad, and one of my English teachers was a giant jolly Irishman named Paddy. He was great.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't know if this counts, but a few months back my mum told me that when I was born (six weeks premature premature, nearly died as I came out all blue but thats another story) the doctor who delivered me, and who delivered the babies in the hospital (whatever their titles are, I forget) had full-blown AIDs but was still delivering babies and stuff and hadn't told anyone.

    Big scandal about it a few months later when it came out, apparently, and he got fired and stuff. My mum said he was a really nice guy, very caring, and that's probably why he didn't say anything, liked doing what he did. But geez, one cut or something and me and a lot of other babies might've been infected.

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    edited February 2009
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    last year, my Human Sexuality teacher would hint a good amount throughout the course that we should all try the swinger lifestyle. he was a funny Doctor

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    The Rocking MThe Rocking M Brisbane, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    At the school i went to a maths teacher got fired for getting a student pregnant.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Skinny do you know how happy it makes me to see you're still using the avatar/sig i made you like last march

    Man, how could I not, they're awesome!

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, is it just me, or does every school have at least one staff member who's a pedo?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Also, is it just me, or does every school have at least one staff member who's a pedo?

    we know enough to spread out a fair amount

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Also, is it just me, or does every school have at least one staff member who's a pedo?

    Why do you think they get a job there, huh?

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    When I was in highschool, my freshman English teacher was trying to give us a lesson in the versatility and ambiguity of language by saying, "When I was in college, I was a hooker."

    He was referring to his stint on the rugby team, but I chose to raise my hand and say "But sir, how were you able to sell something you can't give away for free?"

    He laughed until he cried, gave me an A for the day, and eventually let me test out of the class.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And then he raped you.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    And then he raped you.

    Natch

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In 8th grade I had the shit scared out of me by my homeroom/history teacher when he over-reacted big time to me pantomiming the action of stealing his wallet as he had it held out in the hall to buy some fund-raiser candybars. I wasn't a trouble-maker by any means. I was a quiet, courteous student who was too scared to do anything against the rules, so imagine my surprise when my lame joke was met with this white-haired middle school teacher slamming me against the locker by my neck, calling me a "little shit" and threatening me with further physical harm.

    My mother had a talk with the principal after that one but only after a classmate told her mother who told mine, since I never talked about any of the abuse I caught in school to my parents.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sam wrote: »
    This is real. I wish I could say he was my professor, but unfortunately only my friend is in his class.
    Check out this absolutely crazy email i got from my English Professor, i don't know if he was high when he wrote this or what, but it is fucking crazy man!

    [name removed]


    Original Message
    From: [REMOVED]
    Sent: Thu 2/26/2009 9:48 AM
    To: ENGL209 (75291) Sp09 - DL
    Subject: No class Thursday, March 5

    Hey folks, because of flight scheduling problems, I won't be able to make it to class next Thursday, March 5th.

    While I'm sure this is a crushing disappointment for everyone, I know you will soon accept my decision and maybe one day even understand why I have to go away. No, no, don't cry. I'll be back the next Tuesday, and things will be just like they were. We'll laugh and play catch, and I'll buy you a puppy, a little, brown puppy, so cute! You can name him if you like, but you'll have to learn responsibility. You'll walk him and feed him, and puppies aren't always so small and cute. Don't listen to what your mother says about me. She can't be trusted. You're the man of the house now. Go play with your sister. Daddy's tired now. How about bringing Daddy a drink.

    [Name Removed]

    It's somewhat edifying to note that this guy is moving from our state school to UPenn next semester.

    This is the best email I have ever seen ever.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The students at the college I went to traditionally had parties out in a little clearing by the creek on weekend nights. There'd be campfires, lots and lots of booze, and impromptu singing/bluegrass music. I never really got super into them, but one summer after we'd closed up one of the camps, the counselors all decided to have a creeker. Well, the jazz prof, who's last day was in about a week was walking by and asked if he could come, and offered to bring the booze.

    So, we had a really small creeker, but it was awesome, cause one of our profs was there with a cooler of Corona and limes that he needed to get rid of before he moved. After we ran out of booze we went back to the dorm and got out what left overs we had and passed it around. I'd never really hung out with him before, since I can't Jazz to save my life, but he was really cool. It was kind of surreal drinking with an authority figure out my sort of conservative school.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    imagine a small, spinning asian man with a cloud of dust floating away from him

    our lineral algrebra professor would clap the chalkboard erasers outside while spinning in circles

    he seemed very happy doing that

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have to do a presentation on Catholic Miracles for my english class tody

    I don't even want to make a powerpoint

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have to do a presentation on Catholic Miracles for my english class tody

    I don't even want to make a powerpoint

    just start it as a normal powerpoint

    then change every slide after the 4th into a picture of the virgin mary
    call it a miracle

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm just gonna go stand in front of the class and cry tears of blood

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    spono wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have to do a presentation on Catholic Miracles for my english class tody

    I don't even want to make a powerpoint

    just start it as a normal powerpoint

    then change every slide after the 4th into a picture of the virgin mary
    call it a miracle

    This is much better than my solution of not making a Powerpoint and then doing your presentation on how you prayed for a miracle to help you meet deadline, ending with the conclusion that miracles are bullshit.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    wait a minute, academics aren't allowed to be funny

    someone ought to inform the dean

    ROOOOBOT HOOOOOUSE

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That email makes me want to go to college!

    And study English!

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Being an English major isn't all awesome

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    but there's got to be some awesome, right?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was actually going to say that it isn't all awesome because ten percent is dy-no-mite

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Especially when you graduate and have tons of jobs lined up for you.

    ohhhhh waaaaaiiiit

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm a freshman and hopefully I'll go to grad school and not have to worry about getting a real job for like eight years

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's my plan as well.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smart boys.

    Just remember that nothing is recession-proof.

    I'm learning that firsthand by watching my coworkers being laid off.

    We're goddamn CPAs

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That teacherprof is totally ditching to prep for Watchmen.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Junior year in high school at a catholic all dudes school we had the english teacher quit at winter break. the guy was a football coach and you could easily smell the scotch from his styrofoam cup everyday. anyway, when we got back from break we had this new guy who was just out of harvard. he had graduated from our school shortly before my class started there and he basically said 'fuck it' to the whole curriculum and decided to teach us about surrealism. we talked about dali and the basic shit and watched the orgy scene from eyes wide shut. about a week before the year ended he decided to throw a rave in his classroom. he covered the windows with trashbags and brought a smoke machine in with disco balls and crap. there were 2 six foot party subs and he was wearing his harvard flag as a cape the whole day.

    needless to say i was in there helping him clean up a bit during my last period study hall and the prinipal came in and yelled at me to get out. i watched through the door window and saw him demand his keys. we followed him out of the school and he did the breakfast club fist pump while walking to his car.
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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Is this really what passes for 'crazy teacher' these days

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Is this really what passes for 'crazy teacher' these days

    well i had a 6'7" ~275 55yr old one walk across our 45 year old desks and break a couple trying to express EE Cumming's sense of light hearted enjoyment. and an old 'nam vet tell us about when he was a civilian frogman and got spotted after setting charges in a river and his buddy's head exploded not a foot away from him

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had a theology professor in high school (catholic, obviously) named Dr. Pirozzi, otherwise known as "Doc P" to the students. The class was "morality" so it wasn't biblically-based or even strictly Christian. One of our projects was to write a letter to a fictional sister explaining why she should stop working in the porn industry by using arguments like it was degrading to her and harmful to her family.

    Anyway, the guy was a riot. Best teacher I ever had. He would put 5 1-point bonus questions at the end of each quiz that had nothing to do with the class. Once he just wanted us to name 5 movies that Molly Ringwald appeared in not counting The Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles. At the time I didn't really know of any other movies she appeared in so I just put down "I was in Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club: The Molly Ringwald Story" and "Doc P's House Call". He put like 10 Xs over that section in red sharpie.

    When we were on the topic of pornography he promised to "show us a documentary he had at home" by the title of "Debbie Does Dallas" if the school would approve it (which it obviously wouldn't in a million years). He also claimed to have brought in some pornography for us once, but "couldn't find a pornograph to play it on." We then discussed what aliens might think about the human race if they were basing their observations on porn movies. I posed the theory that they would assume that most women were bisexual and that we reproduced orally, vaginally and anally. This class was WAY better than all of my public school days combined.

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