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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    To be honest, I don't remember hardly anything about that class except for the discussions about porn and/or Molly Ringwald (dude had a college crush on her in the 80s). He also showed us a photo of him shaking hands with Pope John Paul II at the Vatican.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    TK-42-1 wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Is this really what passes for 'crazy teacher' these days

    well i had a 6'7" ~275 55yr old one walk across our 45 year old desks and break a couple trying to express EE Cumming's sense of light hearted enjoyment. and an old 'nam vet tell us about when he was a civilian frogman and got spotted after setting charges in a river and his buddy's head exploded not a foot away from him
    We had the veteran soldier teacher

    We had a guy who was awesome fun and light hearted and jokey for every lesson for two years, except one where he threw a chair at the wall, threw a pen at one of the kids and then stormed out the room

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In eighth grade we watched that Romeo and Juliet with titties

    Our substitute teacher stopped at the end of that scene, rewound to the beginning, and made us watch her take off her top three times in a row

    He then paused it and told the class "Some day you'll appreciate this as much as me"

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    bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In eighth grade we watched that Romeo and Juliet with titties

    Our substitute teacher stopped at the end of that scene, rewound to the beginning, and made us watch her take off her top three times in a row

    He then paused it and told the class "Some day you'll appreciate this as much as me"
    Haha we didn't quite have that

    But when I was 13 we did Macbeth and our teacher rewound the bit where Macbeth's head bounces down the steps of the castle at class request about four or five times

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Crazy is my university senior lecturer who got so insanely drunk at the summer ball he and his other lecturer friend from another university had a game of 'who can stab each other the most in the thigh with a pork skewer' and they both ended up in A&E having lost about a pint each.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In eighth grade we watched that Romeo and Juliet with titties

    Our substitute teacher stopped at the end of that scene, rewound to the beginning, and made us watch her take off her top three times in a row

    He then paused it and told the class "Some day you'll appreciate this as much as me"

    Did he do the same thing when it focused in on Romeo's naked ass for a solid 5 minutes?

    I remember watching that thing in 7th grade and I couldn't stop thinking "wait... she's supposed to be 14!?"

    Which was hot for me at the time because that meant she was close to my age. I wonder if there's a government file on my activities from the mid-to-late 90's? I sure did try to find a lot of underage porn back then without understanding the consequences (or sources) of such material.

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In eighth grade we watched that Romeo and Juliet with titties

    Our substitute teacher stopped at the end of that scene, rewound to the beginning, and made us watch her take off her top three times in a row

    He then paused it and told the class "Some day you'll appreciate this as much as me"
    Haha we didn't quite have that

    But when I was 13 we did Macbeth and our teacher rewound the bit where Macbeth's head bounces down the steps of the castle at class request about four or five times

    oh god. one of the funniest moments of my life was when we were watching some shitty 70s movie about a jesuit priest. at one point someone falls down and this black horse rears up and it freezes and then does the DUN! *zoom* DUN! *zoom* DUN! *zoom* DUNNNNNNNNNN! *zoom all the way to the eye*

    someone had one of those watches with the remote control built in and kept rewinding and starting that sequence over and over and over and over again while the teach tried to figure out what the fuck was happening to the vcr.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They have watches with TV remotes in them!?

    A classmate of mine had the same model of television that the school had mounted above the whiteboard in most of the classrooms and he used to turn the tv on mute while the teacher was talking and see how long he could leave it on before the teacher noticed people's eyes straying upwards.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    At my middle school there was a teacher who had a gazelle or deer head or something mounted on his wall.
    One day it randomly fell down and an antler went right through some kid's arm.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My shop teacher kept one of his big toes in a jar.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In eighth grade we watched that Romeo and Juliet with titties

    Our substitute teacher stopped at the end of that scene, rewound to the beginning, and made us watch her take off her top three times in a row

    He then paused it and told the class "Some day you'll appreciate this as much as me"

    Did he do the same thing when it focused in on Romeo's naked ass for a solid 5 minutes?

    I remember watching that thing in 7th grade and I couldn't stop thinking "wait... she's supposed to be 14!?"

    Which was hot for me at the time because that meant she was close to my age. I wonder if there's a government file on my activities from the mid-to-late 90's? I sure did try to find a lot of underage porn back then without understanding the consequences (or sources) of such material.
    man I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He also claimed to have brought in some pornography for us once, but "couldn't find a pornograph to play it on."

    this is actually really great

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    He also claimed to have brought in some pornography for us once, but "couldn't find a pornograph to play it on."

    this is actually really great

    Baha, that is absolutely fantastic

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    TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    My shop teacher kept one of his big toes in a jar.

    I can get you a toe by 3 this afternoon. with nail polish. fuckin amatuers.

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