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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man fuck that I got a tax return to blow

    give me better ideas

    I ain't know a damn thing about fancy alcohol

    You don't get to be perpetually broke, and an alcoholic, and drink fancy booze. Gotta choose two of the three.

    tell me what your fancy rich hollywood buddies drink then okay

    jerk

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
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    See now this is a quandary

    'Cause I hate the comic that's an edit of, but I love Duck Soup like whoa

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I made up an insult once.

    Cocksocket.

    I'm pretty proud of that.

    It is now my goal to make this a part of my regular vocabulary, and credit you each time. Pure genius.

    As to alcohol, I've been drinking Saranac's new Irish Red lately. Not too bad.

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    No man should have that kind of power.
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    its now fashionable to distill your own piss after a hard weekend of drinking cheap potato vodka

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, this is the best drank.

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    Ever

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I feel like the worst part about masochistic tendencies

    Is that the bruises don't feel nearly as good the next day as they did when you first got them

    And now I have trouble wearing my messenger bag without being in pain

    Not-sexy pain

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you could make it sexy pain though

    if you believe

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There ain't nobody on my dick every time I put on a messenger bag

    'Sjust not how the world works

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you can find someone to be on your dick every time you put it on

    you gotta think outside the box

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man fuck that I got a tax return to blow

    give me better ideas

    I ain't know a damn thing about fancy alcohol

    You don't get to be perpetually broke, and an alcoholic, and drink fancy booze. Gotta choose two of the three.

    tell me what your fancy rich hollywood buddies drink then okay

    jerk

    Buddy of mine swears by Macallan's scotch whisky, aged between 10 and 12 years. She gave me a couple of glasses one night, and it was pretty choice.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a soft spot for Wellington Dark Ale

    many good nights began with half-price pints of Wellington.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah I mean

    I could

    But that's just an awkward phone call

    "Hey babe can you come on over here for a bit I got class in like fifteen minutes so I need someone on my dick before I can put my bag on"

    "No I can't fondle my own dick, shit, I got fuckin' Shakespeare class, bag is balls heavy"

    "Alright cool. Also you gotta walk with me in case the weight shifts on the way"

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my favorite beer is McEwan's Scotch Ale

    it is so good.

    also pooro that is a good suggestion

    I think some scotch will class up the drinking excursion

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night

    but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)

    decisions decisions

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I am drinking gator aide.

    No booze unless it's a birthday.

    That's the Lentin rule for now.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Everyone goes for the scotch whiskey.

    Meanwhile Irish whiskey goes unloved, which is a damn shame.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    munkus it's my birthday

    get drunk

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my favorite beer is McEwan's Scotch Ale

    it is so good.

    also pooro that is a good suggestion

    I think some scotch will class up the drinking excursion

    Scotch relaxes me a little too much. I prefer tequila or rum or beer, but most anything will do in a pinch

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    Everyone goes for the scotch whiskey.

    Meanwhile Irish whiskey goes unloved, which is a damn shame.

    I like the Irish stuff in coffee

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tequila I don't do.

    Tequila gets me into knife fights.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Man, we have one of these threads like every two days.

    no but i suppose if you have something you dislike in a place that you frequent it could seem that way

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night

    but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)

    decisions decisions

    If you can't be drunk surreptitiously, you don't ever deserve to be drunk, says I.

    Edit: Alternatively, just tell her "But I'm more honest and open when I'm drunk. Don't you want me to be open and honest?"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    munkus it's my birthday

    get drunk

    no can do ace

    I ain't imposin by bein sober so I think not

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you are totally imposin' munkus

    you are ruining my birthday with your sobriety

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you are totally imposin' munkus

    you are ruining my birthday with your sobriety

    TLB I am drinking a beer right now.

    For you.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    how about this

    I think I pinched my nerve in my shoulder.

    I will probably be taking a muscle relaxer tomorrow after I see a doctor.

    Drinkin would put a damper on that.

    (I already turned down a date with a nice lady because she was gonna be bar hoppin duder, I don't got good self control bout this)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you are totally imposin' munkus

    you are ruining my birthday with your sobriety

    TLB I am drinking a beer right now.

    For you.

    pooro, you are the best
    it's not really my birthday

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ive been high all day

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I hate you so much TLB.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I will make you break a vow

    this is my goal munkus

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    aww yeah friday night thread

    hey the black hunter you're not the only freak, i associate with some people i'd otherwise consider friends who swear by vb too

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am gonna be so drunk tomorrow, I'm warning you all in advance.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night

    but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)

    decisions decisions

    If you can't be drunk surreptitiously, you don't ever deserve to be drunk, says I.

    Edit: Alternatively, just tell her "But I'm more honest and open when I'm drunk. Don't you want me to be open and honest?"

    yeah i'm just going to do it and hope she doesn't notice

    if she does, oh well

    can't let bitches be holdin' me down

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh wait you were that guy.

    I will hunt you down TLB.

    I willl hunt you to the ends of the earth.

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    TheClarksterTheClarkster Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The correct answer is Crown Royal Special Reserve and some coke.

    It's delicious and it comes in an extra velvety purple bag. You can't lose.

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    Waka

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh wait you were that guy.

    I will hunt you down TLB.

    I willl hunt you to the ends of the earth.

    I will force you to break your vow long before you find me

    long before

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    aww yeah friday night thread

    hey the black hunter you're not the only freak, i associate with some people i'd otherwise consider friends who swear by vb too

    Man, i think half the appeal of VB is there is no pretension about it.
    all the other beers have guys barracking and fighting for its honour or some shit.

    VB is all "I aint the best I dont give a shit drink me for good time"

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've had a lot of great nights with cheap beer and good friends.

    High5, TBH.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    well that half of an appeal doesn't make up for it tasting like watery spew

    if i want an aussie draught beer i'll go boags, reschs or if i'm desperate, carlton

    of course if someone else is buying, i'll drink whatever you can throw at me

    edit: i mean even tooheys new is better than vb, and tooheys new doesn't exactly come in a green bottle and have three ummlauts

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Some things are simply about not giving a shit

    Cheap shitty beer you flogged from your folks, going to your mates house and drinking with a couple good friends, then walking to school in the morning smelling like beer and pizza

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