I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night
but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)
decisions decisions
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
I am drinking gator aide.
No booze unless it's a birthday.
That's the Lentin rule for now.
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I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night
but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)
decisions decisions
If you can't be drunk surreptitiously, you don't ever deserve to be drunk, says I.
Edit: Alternatively, just tell her "But I'm more honest and open when I'm drunk. Don't you want me to be open and honest?"
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edited February 2009
how about this
I think I pinched my nerve in my shoulder.
I will probably be taking a muscle relaxer tomorrow after I see a doctor.
Drinkin would put a damper on that.
(I already turned down a date with a nice lady because she was gonna be bar hoppin duder, I don't got good self control bout this)
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
edited February 2009
ive been high all day
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
I hate you so much TLB.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I want to go get ridiculously drunk tomorrow night
but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)
decisions decisions
If you can't be drunk surreptitiously, you don't ever deserve to be drunk, says I.
Edit: Alternatively, just tell her "But I'm more honest and open when I'm drunk. Don't you want me to be open and honest?"
yeah i'm just going to do it and hope she doesn't notice
if she does, oh well
can't let bitches be holdin' me down
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2009
Oh wait you were that guy.
I will hunt you down TLB.
I willl hunt you to the ends of the earth.
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hey the black hunter you're not the only freak, i associate with some people i'd otherwise consider friends who swear by vb too
Man, i think half the appeal of VB is there is no pretension about it.
all the other beers have guys barracking and fighting for its honour or some shit.
VB is all "I aint the best I dont give a shit drink me for good time"
well that half of an appeal doesn't make up for it tasting like watery spew
if i want an aussie draught beer i'll go boags, reschs or if i'm desperate, carlton
of course if someone else is buying, i'll drink whatever you can throw at me
edit: i mean even tooheys new is better than vb, and tooheys new doesn't exactly come in a green bottle and have three ummlauts
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edited February 2009
Some things are simply about not giving a shit
Cheap shitty beer you flogged from your folks, going to your mates house and drinking with a couple good friends, then walking to school in the morning smelling like beer and pizza
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tell me what your fancy rich hollywood buddies drink then okay
jerk
See now this is a quandary
'Cause I hate the comic that's an edit of, but I love Duck Soup like whoa
It is now my goal to make this a part of my regular vocabulary, and credit you each time. Pure genius.
As to alcohol, I've been drinking Saranac's new Irish Red lately. Not too bad.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Ever
Is that the bruises don't feel nearly as good the next day as they did when you first got them
And now I have trouble wearing my messenger bag without being in pain
Not-sexy pain
if you believe
'Sjust not how the world works
you gotta think outside the box
Buddy of mine swears by Macallan's scotch whisky, aged between 10 and 12 years. She gave me a couple of glasses one night, and it was pretty choice.
many good nights began with half-price pints of Wellington.
I could
But that's just an awkward phone call
"Hey babe can you come on over here for a bit I got class in like fifteen minutes so I need someone on my dick before I can put my bag on"
"No I can't fondle my own dick, shit, I got fuckin' Shakespeare class, bag is balls heavy"
"Alright cool. Also you gotta walk with me in case the weight shifts on the way"
it is so good.
also pooro that is a good suggestion
I think some scotch will class up the drinking excursion
but this girl told me not and says she wants to get to know me better (and when i'm not drunk)
decisions decisions
No booze unless it's a birthday.
That's the Lentin rule for now.
Meanwhile Irish whiskey goes unloved, which is a damn shame.
get drunk
Scotch relaxes me a little too much. I prefer tequila or rum or beer, but most anything will do in a pinch
I like the Irish stuff in coffee
Tequila gets me into knife fights.
no but i suppose if you have something you dislike in a place that you frequent it could seem that way
If you can't be drunk surreptitiously, you don't ever deserve to be drunk, says I.
Edit: Alternatively, just tell her "But I'm more honest and open when I'm drunk. Don't you want me to be open and honest?"
no can do ace
I ain't imposin by bein sober so I think not
you are ruining my birthday with your sobriety
TLB I am drinking a beer right now.
For you.
I think I pinched my nerve in my shoulder.
I will probably be taking a muscle relaxer tomorrow after I see a doctor.
Drinkin would put a damper on that.
(I already turned down a date with a nice lady because she was gonna be bar hoppin duder, I don't got good self control bout this)
pooro, you are the best
this is my goal munkus
hey the black hunter you're not the only freak, i associate with some people i'd otherwise consider friends who swear by vb too
yeah i'm just going to do it and hope she doesn't notice
if she does, oh well
can't let bitches be holdin' me down
I will hunt you down TLB.
I willl hunt you to the ends of the earth.
It's delicious and it comes in an extra velvety purple bag. You can't lose.
Waka
Flocka
I will force you to break your vow long before you find me
long before
Man, i think half the appeal of VB is there is no pretension about it.
all the other beers have guys barracking and fighting for its honour or some shit.
VB is all "I aint the best I dont give a shit drink me for good time"
High5, TBH.
if i want an aussie draught beer i'll go boags, reschs or if i'm desperate, carlton
of course if someone else is buying, i'll drink whatever you can throw at me
edit: i mean even tooheys new is better than vb, and tooheys new doesn't exactly come in a green bottle and have three ummlauts
Cheap shitty beer you flogged from your folks, going to your mates house and drinking with a couple good friends, then walking to school in the morning smelling like beer and pizza