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Hey everbody! Wanna see Nads get slapped?

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've only got the near-constant masturbation.

    Man.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yeah that is pretty much my diet and excercise

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »

    I'm gonna re-shoot that, soon.

    I like the premise, but my performance was ass and the editing could be better. Also, I wanna change the final line.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »

    I'm gonna re-shoot that, soon.

    I like the premise, but my performance was ass and the editing could be better. Also, I wanna change the final line.

    Your delivery on "And this is my show!..." was pretty outstanding.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    that mint julep sounds delicious. it looked like it wasn't.



    going to make that drink this weekend and get a retarded headache

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads is one swank ass mother.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »

    I'm gonna re-shoot that, soon.

    I like the premise, but my performance was ass and the editing could be better. Also, I wanna change the final line.

    Your delivery on "And this is my show!..." was pretty outstanding.

    I thought the best part was how when you went to drink the julep, you hesitated just a bit, both times.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »

    I'm gonna re-shoot that, soon.

    I like the premise, but my performance was ass and the editing could be better. Also, I wanna change the final line.

    Your delivery on "And this is my show!..." was pretty outstanding.

    There were decent parts, but me being drunk the entire time definitely hurt it. I had no consistency between scenes.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nads is one swank ass mother.

    I think you accidently watched the video of Pooro.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nads is one swank ass mother.

    I think you accidently watched the video of Pooro.

    You kidding me? Dude, my hair was retarded in those.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nads is one swank ass mother.

    I think you accidently watched the video of Pooro.

    You kidding me? Dude, my hair was retarded in those.

    I think you accidentally watched the video of me.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads is at the top of the list of Guys I Respect Too Much To Fuck But Dammit I'd Do It Anyways

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That is most certainly Nads getting slapped.

    Truth in advertising.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    is it bad that the Mint Juleperine sounds delicious right now? i just told my girlfriend about it on the phone and her response was "you disgust me."

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nads is at the top of the list of Guys I Respect Too Much To Fuck But Dammit I'd Do It Anyways

    You my boy, blue.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    is it bad that the Mint Juleperine sounds delicious right now? i just told my girlfriend about it on the phone and her response was "you disgust me."

    Pro-tip: That was just watered down coke, not bourbon.

    Actual Listerine, though - hence my hesitation both times.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    That is most certainly Nads getting slapped.

    Truth in advertising.

    I aim to please

    Novo aims to maim

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Please don't tell me you actually drank all that.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Aww, I thought this was going to be the slap-o-matic and then when I realised it wasn't I went to Orthanc's site to get the slap-o-matic and it's been taken down.

    Double Disappointment.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Come to think of it, the entire night of the slap was pretty bitchin'.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously Futore do not drink listerine.

    Seriously.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It says right on the bottle not to drink it.

    What kind of asshole puts something in a bottle and then suggests not to drink it?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I knew I was doing something wrong.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Come to think of it, the entire night of the slap was pretty bitchin'.

    We have fun

    And yet, you won't let us get you hammered on your birfday

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    will there be more slapping?
    I certainly hope so

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously Futore do not drink listerine.

    Seriously.

    Is it worse than 'tussin?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    will there be more slapping?
    I certainly hope so

    ANACONDA 5: SLAPFIGHT

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah.

    Tussin is meant to be swallowed.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Come to think of it, the entire night of the slap was pretty bitchin'.

    We have fun

    And yet, you won't let us get you hammered on your birfday

    Look, it's not my fault my work schedules like dicks. "Oh hey, I know we only schedule twice a week, but what if we schedule you in the morning the day after your birthday so there's no way you can have fun on your birthday."

    Not that I want to after psychopaths ruined my last birthday.

    That, and I think I got alcohol poisoning a couple nights ago.

    Also, you text me all the goddamn time when you're doing stuff just to tell me about that stuff while I'm sitting around on my ass. Choose one of those times to get me smashed.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hmm. i might try it today during the day. I have to drive 2 hours today to pick up a friend at the airport, then 2 hours back.

    but i don't leave for that for like 7 hours. and i don't have any tussin or actual alcohol

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, my job scheduled me to go in on the day after my birthday, so I swapped schedules with somebody else there, so I'll at least be coming in at 4pm, which is better than nothing I suppose.

    So I'll just have to remember to drink some water, and I'm gonna try out one of those alkaseltzer hangover cures.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the problem with the hangover chasers is that you have to remember to take them

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    being hungover at work is awful but being hungover is awful anyway, at least if you're working you get paid for it

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    being hungover at work is awful but being hungover is awful anyway, at least if you're working you get paid for it

    I have a weird affinity for hungover days off.

    Sort of a biological imperative to just chill the fuck out for a change

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't get trashed anymore. I think my brain has outsmarted me in regard to alcohol, and somehow forced the rest of my body into giving me a vicious hangover before I'm even done drinking.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    the problem with the hangover chasers is that you have to remember to take them

    Well this is something you drink the morning after.

    I'm also gonna make my brother go out and get me some tacos and shit.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    being hungover at work is awful but being hungover is awful anyway, at least if you're working you get paid for it

    I have a weird affinity for hungover days off.

    Sort of a biological imperative to just chill the fuck out for a change

    i get the feeling. the kind of hangover that eases off with some grease, salt and quiet movies

    but then there's the kind of hangover where you'd actually rather be dead for the head-throbbing and you can't even stomach a slice of toast. the one where you're still spinning after you get out of the shower and you can only sit down sadly with the grim realisation that you're in this for the long haul

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    being hungover at work is awful but being hungover is awful anyway, at least if you're working you get paid for it

    I have a weird affinity for hungover days off.

    Sort of a biological imperative to just chill the fuck out for a change

    i get the feeling. the kind of hangover that eases off with some grease, salt and quiet movies

    but then there's the kind of hangover where you'd actually rather be dead for the head-throbbing and you can't even stomach a slice of toast. the one where you're still spinning after you get out of the shower and you can only sit down sadly with the grim realisation that you're in this for the long haul

    Never had the second kind, luckily

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the thing i hate most about getting drunk is when you're drunk but coherent when you go to sleep. your eyes have been fine all night and haven't hurt, but when you close them, you start feeling like everything is spinning so hard

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    the thing i hate most about getting drunk is when you're drunk but coherent when you go to sleep. your eyes have been fine all night and haven't hurt, but when you close them, you start feeling like everything is spinning so hard

    Again, never happened to me

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