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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my girlfriend doesn't get hangovers. she's had one, ever

    i hate these kinds of people

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I get a bit competitive when I drink. Like, I do petty "man challenges" like hey guys lets jump off this balcony or hey lets play some bloody knuckles or arm wrestle.

    So when I lay down and I'm drunk and the room starts spinning I start up a man challenge to counteract the spinning, it becomes this contest, a battle of willpower. Only once has it been so bad that I had to get out of bed to go puke, that was alcohol poisoning though and I'm glad I puked to get everything out of my system.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    the thing i hate most about getting drunk is when you're drunk but coherent when you go to sleep. your eyes have been fine all night and haven't hurt, but when you close them, you start feeling like everything is spinning so hard
    This happened to me the first time I got drunk. And the thing was, I drank way, way, way too much. I didn't sleep the entire night, because I felt like I was spinning like a fucking top. It was the worst thing ever.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've only ever had one hangover that was actually bad. They're usually just the ones where I'm extra sensitive to light and sound.

    But fucking hell. that was the worst hangover ever. it was from a night of playing horserace and chasing every round with this hell
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    cheapest 103 proof i've ever found

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    the thing i hate most about getting drunk is when you're drunk but coherent when you go to sleep. your eyes have been fine all night and haven't hurt, but when you close them, you start feeling like everything is spinning so hard

    This is basically why I rarely have more than a few drinks. I get this if I'm even a little tipsy.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    my girlfriend doesn't get hangovers. she's had one, ever

    i hate these kinds of people

    I used to be that way.

    I think it's proof of youth, more than anything else.

    When I was 19, I once drank from 11 a.m to 3 a.m., solid. Non-stop.

    No hangover.

    No way could I get away with that any more.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    nice job taking it Nads

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    nah, she's 29 and not particularly shy on booze

    and i've had freaky nights of great intoxication after which i woke up slightly bleary but otherwise ready-to-go

    but there's something different. after a big night she'll be fine and i'll be moping and groaning and lying on my back in every effort not to puke

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    NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited February 2009

    I aim to please

    Novo aims to maim

    Yoink.

    Also, the only way I know I am drunk is if I steal or feel the need to steal traffic cones.

    Pooro can confirm this.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hell, I can confirm this.

    He also likes to put entire tables in the middle of the street.

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    NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Hell, I can confirm this.

    He also likes to put entire tables in the middle of the street.

    Upside-down, mind you. That's safer, right?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    God I'm glad I wasn't the one that ran that over.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I sent you a text, Nads.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I sent you a text, Nads.

    I'm still beating off to it, let me finish.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I sent you a text, Nads.

    I'm still beating off to it, let me finish.

    It never took you this long with my other texts.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    he needs fresh, new texts to satisfy him

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i wonder if there is some sort of text fetish

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I sent you a text, Nads.

    I'm still beating off to it, let me finish.

    this was the text

    8==> --- O:

    it took me a solid hour to able to beat off to it too

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Haha, actually, I just sent NAS a text that read:

    :O <=======8
    :|=====8
    :O <=======8

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you are giving that boy unrealistic expectations

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Not according to rumours.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    For a sense of scale, that mouth is 15 inches wide.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I dont understand how there can be a slap bet if you have a proxy slapper.

    That shit just aint right.

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    edited February 2009
    nads kind of puts me in mind of a thinner robert sean leonard

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    nads kind of puts me in mind of a thinner robert sean leonard
    Heh, I've made that reference before. :)

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    5 stars would cliched response again.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    My IMDB popularity is up by 1,107%. Radical.

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    NovopainNovopain Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    My IMDB popularity is up by 1,107%. Radical.

    You're welcome!

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Reminds me of a contest I had with a friend during a shirtless summer one day. Slap battle, no man leaves untouched. I can still remember the stinging, but really that is awesome, pooro.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    "It was a fair bet."
    "No it wasn't."

    fuck that guy!

    <3<3<3 Nads!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you're so e-popular

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dude

    you slap the ass

    you tickle the nads

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nads isn't ticklish

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