At weeks beginning, I predicted the DOW would fall below 7K. For a while I thought I
might end up being wrong.
Then came
today...
It's announced that the US government will take control of 36% of Citigroup, thus hammering that stock in pre-day trading. There is doubt that the bank will even survive 2009.
Also, it was released that the US economy shrank by 6.2% in the 4th quarter, the biggest decline in over 26 years.
Currently, DOW future is down 158 points, and poised to
open at 7,020.00 with an expected further tumbling after the sounding of the bell.
The Nasdaq is also down in pre-market activity and set to open at 1,109.25, and I fully expect that number to fall below 1K by next weeks end.
"Hear ye, hear ye, the stock market collapses today! Everyone wail and gnash your teeth!"
ITT we sensationalize the economic clusterfuck!
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was it really all that bad in 1983?
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I suck at economy.
Falling huh? That's not good.
Should I fuck the first person I find? We all going to die?
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We're fucked right?
Spears? Time to go to Wal-Mart and buy some rifles, my man.
And as people get broker, they keep hittin' Mickey D's more and more.
I'm doing alright right now.
find sharp stick
throw sharp stick
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well fuck you guys I'm calling it
When the economy completely folds, though, and we all go back to eating bread and water, you won't be quite so thrilled.
Brotherhood? What kind of homosexual shit is that?
My post-apocalyptic group is gonna be called the Skull Fuckers.
As soon as you believe
according to video games the only certainty the future holds is zombies and cults called the brotherhood
No, I only started counting after I was born.
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Which end do I throw at them?!
well the early 80s recession wasn't that bad!
was it?
Okay, i'm gonna need to warm up.
Invite some friends over for a preloot.
You have failed to provide me with anything to toke up with, thus I have no way to follow your advice.
Will I still be able to play Street Fighter IV?
You won't even have electricity.
Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
this makes me sad
I NEED TO KNOW THE NEWS, CNN
fight club is the best economist.
well see, when unemployment is in the double digits and the GDP has declined by over 10%, that's typically when a recession becomes a depression, that's when shit starts getting scary
as long as we don't get that far, we'll be fine, right now we're at around a little less than 7% decline i believe
also in this scenario it is winter and I have friends
Then you're golden! Plus you can buy a bunch of stuff that's being reduced in price.