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Rubber Nipples: Comic Movies, Games, and Television

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the first episode of Super Hero Squad sucked
    but according to TLB, it got better
    Cap's supposed to be the best part

    The first episode of Super Hero Squad was awesome.

    I respectfully disagree. The "decompression" jokes got old quickly.
    However, this ain't the bitching thread, so I won't continue here.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Granted, my judgment on the quality of the children's show might be a little less high falutin' because I'm watching it with a three year old.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dang Superman's voice in Batman Beyond is wrong

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no it isn't

    he is voiced by the guy who voiced superman's father in Superman: The Animated Series

    also episode 3 of Superhero Squad is pretty awesome as it is all about MODOK and Silver Surfer being depressed

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He's MODOK, why would he possibly be depressed?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hensler wrote: »
    He's MODOK, why would he possibly be depressed?

    His nose itches. Constantly.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wait that is poorly written

    it is about MODOK

    and also Silver Surfer is depressed

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Couldn't think where else to post t his and he's had comics before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKs6u5qPRSM&feature=player_embedded

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    did that girl slit her wrist so she wouldn't fall asleep

    well played producer Michael Bay

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    See all those sparks coming off his glove? Bayism.

    "Yeah...I mean, no, yeah, yeah, yeah they're sparks but can they be..."
    "Bigger? *sigh*"
    "Yeah, yeah bigger with an explosion or two and maybe a girl can thrust her chest forward a bit and...and..."
    "And get wet?"
    "Yeah, yeah, wet and then..."
    "She explodes"
    "See? See? THIS, THIS right here is why you are my hairdresser"

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thane wrote: »
    did that girl slit her wrist so she wouldn't fall asleep

    well played producer Michael Bay

    She burned herself with a car cigarette lighter.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen I'm strong! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Little kids singing a song to convey a sense of creepiness isn't as scary as Hollywood thinks it is.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    TBH it looked KIND of ok but I dont recall Krueger being such a pussy in his human life which makes me think they're going "The parents were the real villains" route and humanising the villain. Didn't get a good look at his face dunno if anyone has a high res source but it looked kinda tame compared to regular Krueger.

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wasn't Freddy like a child rapist or something? Making him the misunderstood or wrongly accused seems kind of dumb

    also i think Krueger had Todd Mcfarlane Spawn face

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    voices that are weird: gordon in arkham asylum

    also it is actually a bit strange to have the BAS people voicing characters that are darker than their animated counterparts

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thane wrote: »
    wasn't Freddy like a child rapist or something? Making him the misunderstood or wrongly accused seems kind of dumb

    also i think Krueger had Todd Mcfarlane Spawn face

    I think making him wrongly accused adds another layer of complexity, which I like. I recognize that there are other cases of wrongly murdered people seeking revenge as undead monsters in the horror genre as well, of course, but the serial killer who is just plain EVIL is far more common.

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, I prefer the wrongly accused aspect.

    I agree with the complaint on the children singing songs. Kids just seem like a cheap and lazy shot at being scary, and usually it doesn't work... like in this trailer.

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I disagree. Kids are freaky. If you heard that whilst sitting in your home alone at night I bet a small amount of poo would excrete from your anus.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't think kids are creepy. I just think they're stupid. Stupid, little people.

    Still, if the creepy kids singing a creepy song thing wasn't such a cliche, it might work here. Kruegger's pretty directly derived from the childhood concept of the Boogie Man and the fear that comes from lying in bed alone and wondering if you're going to have a nightmare, and a scary lullaby builds on that.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    In the original they were creepy because they only appeared in faded, hazy dream world singing a creepy song and you knew they were victims of Freddy. In that trailer they appear clear as day and it looks like in real life delusions.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen I'm strong! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thane wrote: »
    wasn't Freddy like a child rapist or something? Making him the misunderstood or wrongly accused seems kind of dumb

    also i think Krueger had Todd Mcfarlane Spawn face

    He was a child murderer who got free on a technicality.

    Wes Craven apparently wanted to make him a child molester but there was a bunch of real life molestations in California at the time and he didn't want to be seen as exploiting that.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    none of that trailer was bad

    in fact aside from Freddy being maybe wrongly accused, nothing seemed like it wasn't from the original

    plus I love the fact that the stars of Supernatural are now the stars of every slasher movie remake

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    none of that trailer was bad

    in fact aside from Freddy being maybe wrongly accused, nothing seemed like it wasn't from the original

    plus I love the fact that the stars of Supernatural are now the stars of every slasher movie remake

    lol, so true.

    It seemed ok but theres a definite different feel about human Krueger. Englund is creepy in and out of makeup. Though yeah, Rorschach is definitely more paedophile.

    I assume he is guilty or the little skipping girls don't make sense.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I will watch the shit out of that movie.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    See all those sparks coming off his glove? Bayism.

    have you ever seen a nightmare on elm street movie?

    he did that all the time and it was always about that many sparks

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Now I want crazy long crazy arms in the alley scene.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    See all those sparks coming off his glove? Bayism.

    have you ever seen a nightmare on elm street movie?

    he did that all the time and it was always about that many sparks

    He had sparks but they showed it a few times in that trailer, looked like a saw cutting metal.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen I'm strong! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Which movie was it where the victim was trapped in a roach motel and slowly turned into a roach until Kruger stepped on it?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Might be third, I dont recall it in the first two but doesnt seem to fit hte third either.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    See all those sparks coming off his glove? Bayism.

    have you ever seen a nightmare on elm street movie?

    he did that all the time and it was always about that many sparks

    He had sparks but they showed it a few times in that trailer, looked like a saw cutting metal.

    they were always that crazy

    because if not it would be boring to look at

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Roach Motel was Dream Master (part IV)

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Well im not going to do screen caps of one and the other but Im pretty sure the original is metal scraping on metal and the other is metal on metal while being 'enhanced'. Its not big enough to fight about and was mostly just a joke anywya.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    look I am in an arguing mood

    gonna argue about everything

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Eh, he doesnt look as good as Englund or Englunds Krueger but it looks a lot better than the Halloween or Friday the 13th remakes, I just hope they don't make it PG13.

    Which its going to be.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but friday the 13th was not PG-13

    or any of the horror remakes this year

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    seriously pg-13 horror is kind of waning right now

    also friday the 13th remake was rad as hell

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    I assume you're just stoking the fires now because the remake was almost as bad as the Halloween remake, it was fucking terrible.

    Aliens and Predator shouldnt have been PG-13 bu there it was, its one of the less likely films to go there but young teens are where the money is for summer horror.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no see it was not bad

    you are just dumb

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I didn't think either the Halloween or Friday the 13th remakes were that bad. I don't think they were as good as the originals but they weren't terrible either.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the halloween remake is awful

    the friday the 13th remake is literally just another friday the 13th movie

    nothing really changed

    no new dimensions

    just jason killing people

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