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[Mini-Phalla]Phallic Nebula: GAME OVER [Evil Victory]

Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
Welcome to the Phallic Nebula
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It was many years ago that man first forged a path into space, daring to tame the primal frontier of creation. Countless pioneers embarked into the untold reaches of the cosmos. For some, they found only the harsh and barren depths of the void, but for some lucky few they settled here, in the nurturing cockles of the Phallic Nebula.

It was here that the colonies found lush verdant planets to settle upon and life began anew. Within decades the provincial governments of the Phallic Nebula Colonies began to form. Factional lines were drawn and wars ripped though the stars. Finally, an agreement was reached, there was to be an armistice in order to form one unified colonial government, the P.N.C. Alliance.

You are a delagate attending the P.N.C. Conference to determine the fate of your worlds, but beware, peace makes uneasy bedfellows with those who profit from war and devistation.


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Sign up in color and name your colony!

Standard Phalla rules apply. No annonymous contact, no screencaps, no dead contact etc... and don't forget to send me a link to any proboards you make!

Clarifications are in Orange

Being a colonial delegate is busy work! If you don't show up to the vote the conference will replace you with someone who will! Let that be a warning to inactives! Your colony is counting on you!

This phalla is a test of some concepts I intend to use in a main later on. The concepts were designed for a large scale game but I think they shrink down pretty well. That said, balance may be a little skewed. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

Conversions (or something similar) may occur in this game. Consider yourself warned.


Vote closes at 8pm PST(GMT -8)
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Day 1 Begins
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Day 3 Begins
Day 4 Begins
Day 5 Begins
Day 6 Begins
Day 7 Begins

Player List:
2. Gumpy of A.R.G.H
4. Kay of Q.Lavia
5. MacGuffin of Eta Pleia
7. Abotkin of Niktoba
12. Keika of Antianeira
14. Spectral Spork of The League of Spork Enthusiasts
15. Element Brian
16. Fiaryn of Astartes Iratus Delta
17. Arasaki of Beta Virginis
18. Astraphobia of The Astral Society of Huge Midgets
19. The_Reflection of Stereotypia
23. DacVin of Whale of Steve Incorporated
27. enlightenedbum of Kholdan
30. Obbi of Principality

Reserves:
3.Tommy2Hands of Emoville
4.

Deaths:
20. WildPanthaA05, Member of Galac-Tek Industries
21. Rainfall of Ferosveriaum Colony

25. Witch Doctor, DBM: Member of the Consortium
6. Orange Soda: Member of The Order of Dasaji
29. Crimsoncoyete: Delegate of The Blankstar Sysblank

10. Ohtsam: Delegate of Bill
24. Kuhlmeye: Member of The Order of Dasaji
13. Wildcat: Member of Galac-Tek Industries

22. TehSloth: Member of Galac-Tek Industries
3. Kime: Delegate of Eneri, excluded from the conference by vote.

1. jackisreal: Member of Delta Psi Cooperative
3. Sticks: Delegate of New Lancastertonshirehamfieldville
9. Daius: Member of the Consortium

11. Toxic Toys: Delegate of Mecha Lecka High
26. TheLawinator: Delegate of Dongland
28. Ultros64: The Finest Captain of a Colonial Fleet the Phallic Nebula has ever known

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up.

    Edit:

    What do you mean name my colony? Do I just make up a name?

    I claim this thread in the name of space colony Cidayr.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !I will attend and represent the colony designated A.R.G.H

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Sign up.

    Edit:

    What do you mean name my colony? Do I just make up a name?

    No

    you look up the name of an already existing space colony you want to fictionally represent

    Try hitting up wikipedia, they list all our current space worlds there

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't find that list! So I'll just sign up as Eneri. That's a fun colony, I've been there before.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I can't find that list! So I'll just sign up as Eneri. That's a fun colony, I've been there before.

    Man you should go on holiday to heebajeeb when you next have the chance. I hear the twin suns there are just mind blowing

    Gumpy on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I represent the colony of Q.Lavia.

    I moved out of LV426 because it was way too hostile.

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm here to represent the colonie Eta Pleia.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up for the betterment of Cha 110913-773444

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up for Niktoba.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up

    edit: This colony shall hence forth be known as Her Majesty's Royal Colony of New Lancastertonshirehamfieldville, in the Nebula of Phalla

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up as Colony ΔΧΜ

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I can't find that list! So I'll just sign up as Eneri. That's a fun colony, I've been there before.

    Man you should go on holiday to heebajeeb when you next have the chance. I hear the twin suns there are just mind blowing

    I rather like my mind, thank you very much! Really though, don't know if I could stand the heat.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Signup

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up, Mehca Lecka High

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up in representation of Antianeira.

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    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up, please! The colonists of Morgansoft Incorporated Holdings Planet 83, As Endorsed by Tracey Jordan must have their voices heard!

    Wildcat on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Sign up in representation of The League of Spork Enthusiasts

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    !Sign up, please! The colonists of Morgansoft Incorporated Holdings Planet 83, As Endorsed by Tracey Jordan must have their voices heard!

    Fuck Morgansoft man. You ain't getting MY Mineral reserves.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    Astartes Iratus Delta


    I shall lead us to peace amongst the penis shaped stars.

    AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

    Beta Virginis

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

    The Astral Society of Huge Midgets

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    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    !Sign up, please! The colonists of Morgansoft Incorporated Holdings Planet 83, As Endorsed by Tracey Jordan must have their voices heard!

    Fuck Morgansoft man. You ain't getting MY Mineral reserves.
    Where do you want your node today?

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sign up

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    World of Agriculture and Newt Grooming
    hehehehe

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    Ferosveriaum Colony


    You want to know more? Talk to Fai Dan!

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I can't find that list! So I'll just sign up as Eneri. That's a fun colony, I've been there before.

    Man you should go on holiday to heebajeeb when you next have the chance. I hear the twin suns there are just mind blowing

    !Sign up as heebajeeb!

    I'm gonna blow your mind.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign me up!

    It is my duty as the representant of the Whale of Steve Incorporated (Do not ask) to ensure that everything goes well in this endeavor.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Wonderful World of Wolltenburg is ready to attend.

    Alliteration is Fun!

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up Medias In Res

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up for Dongland, Land of the Dongs.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up

    Kholdan


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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up and Robot Ninja Farmer's Union (RNFU)

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah sign up as The Confederate State of Bill

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up for the Blankity Blanks of the Blankstar Sysblank.

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign Up as representative from the Unintentional Comedy Star Kingdom

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just noticed that the pic in the OP does indeed look phallic...

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    As well it should.

    That's 30 players!

    now accepting reserves.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just noticed that the pic in the OP does indeed look phallic...
    :| Thanks for spoiling the innocence of those of us who had yet to realize that. . .

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just noticed that the pic in the OP does indeed look phallic...

    I figured this is why there are so many colonies full of Wangs and Dongs.

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