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[Mini-Phalla]Phallic Nebula: GAME OVER [Evil Victory]

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FUCKING YES LETS DO THIS PEACE BULLSHIT YOU BUNCH OF COLONIAL TITTY BABIES.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    PMs are all finished and ready to send out. Looks like we'll be starting day 1 at 8PM PST tonight.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, Wolltenburg is ready to win. And I am not a titty baby. I dont even know what that means.

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A baby made of titties.

    It's not as arousing as it sounds...

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cha 110913-773444 will not be defeated.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But can you be bought?

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh of course but it is more than the GDP of your colony for a couple millenniums

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wasn't planning to use my money. I was planning to siphon those Sysblank schmucks and use their cash instead.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay send me the money over phalla-pal .... I promise I won't scam you for your money.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No way, I'm using Western Spiral.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Orange Soda wrote: »
    Okay send me the money over phalla-pal .... I promise I won't scam you for your money.

    Hello! I am prince of Nigeria Colony and have great deal for you!

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Hello! I am prince of Nigeria Colony and have great deal for you!

    Nice try, but I know you are from the Wolltenburg Colony! But if you do know the Nigerian Colony President, can you tell him I still haven't received the check he promised me. How many times does he want me to send him money for bribes so he can move the money out of his colony?

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    !Reserve with Principality Under Ruler Thirty-Four

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    !Sign up for Dongland, Land of the Dongs.

    I think we have to go to war ... nowish

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WilDPanthA05 wrote: »
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    !Sign up for Dongland, Land of the Dongs.

    I think we have to go to war ... nowish

    If anything we should team up!

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I AM EATING A CROISSANT AND IT IS SO GOOD.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Looks like I forgot to name my colony, I hail from The colony of stereotypical 80's high school movie bad guys


    COBRA KAI!!!!

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm gunna name that Stereotypia..

    You guys just fucking hate my spreadsheet don't you.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    I'm gunna name that Stereotypia..

    You guys just fucking hate my spreadsheet don't you.

    Apparently your spreadsheets are the latest ones. My very rich father just bought me one, and now I mock you for being lower than me economically.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alright, PMs are going out now. Day 1 will begin at 8 pm PST

    Feel free to wait in the lounge until you're summoned to the conference hall.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Will there be free peanuts and cola?

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Reserve up as Libria

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All PMs have been sent. PM me with any questions

    100 minutes until Day 1 begins.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What with all these parties sitting down at the table of peace... LETS GET OUR DELEGATING ON!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I motion for a cake break.

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I motion for a cake break.

    You and I are going to be good friends.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I motion for a cake break.

    Will there be punch?

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Element Brian wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I motion for a cake break.

    Will there be punch?

    More like will there be candles!

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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A punch and pie break is what I presume.

    Also hookers.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    @Witch Doctor: Excellent. I count that as a second. All in favor, say something or be quiet. All opposed, don't do one of the above.

    @Brian: Of course! Silly question.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    A punch and pie break is what I presume.

    Also hookers.

    Second!

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I MOTION FOR RECREATIONAL PUNCHING.

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I second the motion for recreational punching.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MAXIMUS YOU ARE A COOL DUDE LETS FIGHT.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Day 1: Bureaucracy Inaction
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    With the conference underway the delegates gathered within the grand hall to begin their deliberations. They had come great distances and though they all shared a common heredity of their home planet the colonies had become as varied and diverse as one could imagine within the decades of colonization.

    The Conference was called to order with a brief keynote, welcoming delegates from every corner of the Phallic Nebula, even the lower region, once thought to be tainted by early colonists. As they took their seats and coresponded with their colonial supervisors the time had come to elect a delegate to chair the procedings.

    ________________________

    Welcome, delegates! Please vote in !Cyan for the delegate you wish to chair the conference. If no clear winner can be decided then it will be determined by the long agreed standard of diplomatic competition, tiddlywinks.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fellow delegates! Know that I am truly the best possible candidate to chair this conference. You all know of my exploits as a great adjudicator and rather neutral friendly fellow. There are multiple factions here that are trying their best to increase their influence, yet they may destroy us utterly. As chair I will be able to keep them in balance and bring about a new age of prosperity for our colonies!

    And so, with that, I vote !TheLawinator

    Vote Law, for I bring my namesake.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think it's clear that kime deserves a seat of position. Remember! "Vote kime, get cake!"

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah, you think that Lawinator beat me by mere seconds! But in fact it was my plan! No one votes for the first person.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Obviously Element Brian is the best choice

    I have no fancy gimmick, just results

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The chairman for this conference should be one who is articulate, practical, and impartial. Also he needs to love cake.

    This is the reason that kime would make the best spokesperson for the P.N.C. Alliance.

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