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So uh, we almost got hit by an asteroid yesterday
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A 30-50 meter-wide asteroid just passed seven times closer to us than the moon, glowing so bright you could see it through a cloud. If it had hit the ocean, it would have tsunamied.
The Sydney Morning Herald says that if it had been headed toward a populated part of the world, we would have had 24 hours to act and evacuate. Sky and Telescope says that it was about twice the altitude of our communications satellites.
To put it into perspective, here's io9's list of scariest asteroid attacks on Earth, not including this one.
It would have looked somewhat similar to this, the great daylight fireball of 1972.
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still holding out on tunguska being tesla doing thangs
Shiiiiiiiiiiit
(armageddons, I mean, not asteroids specifically)
if armageddon couldn't be pluralized before, it sure is now
I imagine, depending on how hard it hit, it would eventually deviate from its orbit enough to crash into us, yeah
and then we're proper fucked
have you looked at it
if it hit it hard enough to crack, causing pieces to fall to Earth, then it would be bad
Controls tides and whatnot too so that'd get screwed up
haven't laughed so hard this whole week
There's nothing to destroy on the moon so it's not like we'd lose a civilization.
Mother fucker don't you watch yu gi oh
I'm not really into pokemon.
Oh wait
Those are hemorrhoids.
I wouldn't want earth hit with a giant Hemorrhoid either.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
you know assuming the impact didn't incinerate me
If I recall correctly it also regulates our (somewhat) stable rotation.
pus everywhere
Butt blood.
There is nothing really grosser on earth than butt blood.
Well, maybe there is, but I'm the squeamish type.
Everyone in the inner two circles dies immediately. Furthermore, the ground in these circles is flattened, even with an airburst (similar to Tunguska, which did not hit the ground) to rock. Everything else in the outer circles probably dies afterwards. I dunno, 5 million people. If the thing did London I could give you better population estimates.
But the bottom line is something like this could hit the ocean and noone would die whatsoever. And the chances of that are extremely likely compared to it hitting NYC.
Getting killed by asteroid is incredibly unlikely, even if it hits the Earth. There are impacts every year, all over the place. Even more hit the atmosphere.
As someone said, the Moon gets hit all the fucking time. So do we. But the weather systems, erosion and atmosphere hide the craters extremely well.
Anything over, I dunno, a mile wide kills us all mind you. No matter where it hits.
i figure that would be 4 mil dying immediately, another 3 mil in the outer circles, the rest probably fucked too
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Butt blood is its own species
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