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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    hugh laurie is the cleric in 4e.

    I can not think of a House joke to save my life.

    I think he's saying WoTC crippled clerics in the new edition.


    Heeeeyooo
    god this is perfect.

    I haven't even played 4e so I didn't know this, hopefully this proves my psychic abilities.

    The ability to make jokes about television doctors and tabletop games.

    Hopefully the government doesn't find out.

    naw, cleric is actually better now. doesn't just have to be the HealBitch all the time.

    Now, the Warlord can just yell at somebody, and they heal some HP

    "Oh, you're holding your intestines back from escaping the gash in your belly? WELL SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!"

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah, 4e did a pretty good job with the classes.

    I wish they didn't put such a huge emphasis on having to have minis and a mat and whatnot, but what are ya gonna do?

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    hugh laurie is the cleric in 4e.

    I can not think of a House joke to save my life.

    I think he's saying WoTC crippled clerics in the new edition.


    Heeeeyooo
    god this is perfect.

    I haven't even played 4e so I didn't know this, hopefully this proves my psychic abilities.

    The ability to make jokes about television doctors and tabletop games.

    Hopefully the government doesn't find out.

    naw, cleric is actually better now. doesn't just have to be the HealBitch all the time.
    So I'm not prescient about television doctors and tabletop games?

    Maybe one day.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't know why this comic makes me laugh, since I don't play DnD, but it does.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    I don't know why this comic makes me laugh, since I don't play DnD, but it does.
    the nega-realm.

    next time I DM and the party dies I am totally going to have them continue their adventure through the nega-realm.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I kind of feel like Tycho should have gotten his Sith Eyes in this comic

    It seems appropriate

    The Master meting out discipline to his Apprentice

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    I don't know why this comic makes me laugh, since I don't play DnD, but it does.
    the nega-verse.

    next time I DM and the party dies I am totally going to have them continue their adventure through the nega-verse.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    I don't know why this comic makes me laugh, since I don't play DnD, but it does.
    the nega-verse.

    next time I DM and the party dies I am totally going to have them continue their adventure through the nega-verse.

    SMRPG.jpg
    google search don't fail me now.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh Jesus do we get to play as the sailor scouts

    I call dibs on Sailor Mars

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Oh Jesus do we get to play as the sailor scouts

    I call dibs on Sailor Mars
    you motherfucker get your damn dirty hands off of her.

    wait I was going to DM anyway so I don't really get to pick.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sailor Mars roll a D-20 to see if you stay at home and play with yourself again.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sailor Mars roll a D-20 to see if you stay at home and play with yourself again.
    What happens if I roll a critical?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    anyone got the D&D comic where tycho is making a sandwich?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sailor Mars roll a D-20 to see if you stay at home and play with yourself again.
    What happens if I roll a critical?

    You slip a finger up the butt too.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the canadian company who made that game, recently went belly up, because the canadian dollar had become more valuable than the american dollar, and they couldn't figure out how to cope with that.

    Also, I think I have this book somewhere. bought it as a curiosity.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    anyone got the D&D comic where tycho is making a sandwich?
    the regular archive is so bad.

    I don't have your comic but I was reminded that September 5th is sandwich day.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    found with Pipe four

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    d20 Book of Erotic Fantasy

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!!
    ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I DOOOO HEEEEER!

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    D20s make everything better guys. Even writing can be a fun and unique experience.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I used a d20 to help me vote, once. A few years back.

    It was a provincial one. Though if these federal assholes decide to pull another election, less than a year after the last one, I'll probably do it again.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay so the D&D podcast is available now

    It's awesome
    LITTLE MORE MAYO WITH THAT DICKTUNA?

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

    WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?

    In the fridge, duh!

    ... CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?

    Yes!!

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are in darkness.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I attack the Darkness!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You guys can talk to each other now.

    *awkward silence*
    Hh. . .he. . .hello

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We had a pretty great gaming group in college and for a couple years after. It was all my roommates and stuff, so we had great fun dicking around. We had a Star Wars game, where the GM had set up an apparently elaborate trap puzzle, that we spent 2 hours trying to figure out, which culminated in the Jedi force pushing my Noghri as I lept over the electrified pressure sensitive floor, to plant grenade we had jerry rigged into a demo charge behind the spinning sentinel disc and buggered back the way I came. It didn't work. Out of frustration we went back to another room removed a holocron from the pedestal we'd put it on, and the trap shut down.
    "Honestly guys, I thought you'd figure it out in like two minutes. Though the flying Noghri bit was so awesome I'd have let it work if you hadn't rolled so abysmally on the damage."
    Another highlight from that campaign was the fleabag hotel we shacked up in one night. My one friend who is a very weird guy (also a great Storyteller for Mage) played a shapeshifting alien named Bugubgrinus Glork. As we entered our room he randomly said, "I eat the mint on the pillow."
    So the GM goes "That wasn't a mint. Roll a Fort save."
    Well, Bugubgrinus failed and ended up spending the night puking his gut equivalents out and randomly losing control of his shapeshifting the next day. Quite entertaining.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man that ain't even the original :|

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    do I look like I care

    do I

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yep

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    look harder

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man look harder reminded me of the Look Around You videos. those are the best.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    don't let cum hero get up in your grill tdot

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    look harder makes me want to watch the lion king

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    look harder makes me want to watch the lion king

    aw man now me too. damn it rafiki you so wise

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    look hard with a vengence

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    don't let cum hero get up in your grill tdot

    Semen covered fake teeth.

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