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What is the best feeling you have ever felt?

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
that's right.

Masturbation thread.

and in the spirit of equality, this isn't just a discussion for the dudes

ladies


So, SE, what's your fav way, technique or routine for rubbin' one out, fapping, or dying the small death?


edit:
if you wanna talk about other good feelings, go right ahead.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My favorite way to masturbate is to have sex with a woman.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is a sin-cursed thread.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    My favorite way to masturbate is to have sex with a woman.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Reading the topic description I thought this was going to be some sappy lovey dovey thing.

    I enjoy it best when the small philipino boy I employ uses his tears as lubricant.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This is a sin-cursed thread.

    Weve got Terrible Pain, now best feeling, except it's bound by masturbation.

    Somewhere the two will blend.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my favorite way to masturbate is wistfully

    tears forming in the eyes, thinking about my shame

    wait what are we talking about

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    multiple orgasms are astounding

    conversely

    those sex headaches are a bitch

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like to try to catch myself by surprised, while I'm like, sorting my mail or something.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    p.s. lesbians are wonderful

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    I like to try to catch myself by surprised, while I'm like, sorting my mail or something.

    what, like surprise faps?
    how does that even work

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Its always hottest when its unexpected

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    can I just say

    fuck the missionary position so hard

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    can I just say

    fuck the missionary position so hard

    so do you like it or not

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sorry for being misleading

    no I hate the missionary position

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    I like to try to catch myself by surprised, while I'm like, sorting my mail or something.

    what, like surprise faps?
    how does that even work
    Is this like...vegetative state masturbating?

    Random muscle spasms that involve jacking yourself off?

    I'm really racking my brain for explanations to this one.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    all the best positions are from behind

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OP updated, cause hey, that's how i do.
    edit:
    if you wanna talk about other good feelings, go right ahead.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Weaver, I just want you to know that Ultimate Surrender is fuckawesome, so thank you.

    p.s. Don't look that up at work, you pervy pervs.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Weaver, I just want you to know that Ultimate Surrender is fuckawesome, so thank you.

    p.s. Don't look that up at work, you pervy pervs.
    hardtied or the training of O is more my style

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    can I just say

    fuck the missionary position so hard

    Were you forced into only doing missionary? It has it's advantages, not a terribly position or anything.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Weaver, I just want you to know that Ultimate Surrender is fuckawesome, so thank you.

    p.s. Don't look that up at work, you pervy pervs.
    I found this somehow by accident.

    Personally I can't even remember what I was looking for.

    I never really got into it.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Is that so you can't see his face?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I ain't never been forced into shit

    missionary is a good concept but the actual act of it is entirely without merit compared to how great other positions are

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Is that so you can't see his face?
    I wouldn't have mirrors if that were the case

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Pretty much, yeah.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Is that so you can't see his face?
    I wouldn't have mirrors if that were the case

    Those ceiling mirrors are a bitch to clean up, especially when things get wild.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Is that so you can't see his face?
    the fact that men don't have a plausible sexual entrance (can I say the ass is actually a sexual entrance?) in the front-ish is the best argument against gay marriage.

    of course as soon as I post this there's going to be some weird mentioning of the belly button or something I don't even want to imagine.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuzz wrote: »
    I'm partial to the no hands jackpot. I hope no one judges me because of this.

    is this what i think it is

    cause hey, gotta say i'm curious about this

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nostril sex is so hot, Ness. You should try it.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I saw Pack of Others' show Peg-Ass-Us last Friday

    it was about pegging

    it was funny

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When used sparingly, titty-fucking is awesome

    doubly awesome if she's all tied up

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Weaver, I just want you to know that Ultimate Surrender is fuckawesome, so thank you.

    p.s. Don't look that up at work, you pervy pervs.
    hardtied or the training of O is more my style

    Is it wrong to admit that Public Disgrace tickles a fancy I wasn't fully aware of?

    I guess I'm just a bad person.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    can we just talk about how great mild-moderate bondage is for a bit maybe

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    all the best positions are from behind

    Pretty much, yeah.
    also, handjobs are so much better from behind. like seriously, that's the angle you do it from anyway

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Instead of getting dressed to go sell plasma I am on the forums, this is terrible guys.

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Instead of getting dressed to go sell plasma I am on the forums, this is terrible guys.

    I used to sell plasma. The constant new nurses who've never used a needle before butchering up my arm led me to stop..

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    can we just talk about how great mild-moderate bondage is for a bit maybe
    I think you mean moderate-hard

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuzz wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Fuzz wrote: »
    I'm partial to the no hands jackpot. I hope no one judges me because of this.

    is this what i think it is

    cause hey, gotta say i'm curious about this

    It's....

    <_<


    >_>


    ....
    hypnotism



    um

    what

    really?

    not was i was thinking

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuzz wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Instead of getting dressed to go sell plasma I am on the forums, this is terrible guys.

    I used to sell plasma. The constant new nurses who've never used a needle before butchering up my arm led me to stop..

    I have nice easy to stick veins, no one messes up with them. They should come quite in handy if I am ever in the back of an ambulance needing to be stuck.

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    um

    what

    really?

    not was i was thinking

    What were you thinking?

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