America's Next Top Model In 3 Minutes (video on page 5)

Redeemer

God, I hate the girls they chose for this season! They all just sorta look like they'd be that one annoying girl in the back of your english literature class who spends all of lecture sleeping and never remembers to turn off her cell phone. You know?

Mostly I hate London:



Everything about this picture screams "asshole" to me, and this was before I found out that she was into Jesus

Anyway, the 12th shitstorm of awkward female empowerment begins tonight at 8 pm eastern time. Be there.

Ness445

it surprises me this show continues to succeed.

I generally have this feeling about all reality shows, I guess I don't really understand the appeal.

Fiz

Yesss Creepy-Chan

I am gonna be having to catch these in reruns due to work, but I predict Allison will make it all the way and Isabella will go first

Callius

The Devil Wears a Weaver.

PiptheFair

whoa hey the girls are actually sort of attractive this time

Druhim

Koshian wrote: »

those pictures of allison are horrifying

dear god yes

even in the "legitimate" photo she looks fucking odd

Redeemer

Allison is one those weird-for-the-sake-of-weird girls who take blurry pictures of themselves and say they're interested in photography

also this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu8DfvRgRS8

PiptheFair

what the fuck

Druhim

god she is such a freak
and those fucking eyes

PiptheFair

did she seriously say hemophilia

Fiz

Probably the only time Tyra responded correctly to something a girl said

Druhim

Fiz wrote: »

Probably the only time Tyra responded correctly to something a girl said

seriously

she managed to make Tyra seem sane

Fabricate

ahhahahahahaha

I can't tell if she's trolling or not

The_Scarab

I'm sorry but 'Kortnie'.

Kortnie.

what the fuck

Redeemer

Fabricate wrote: »

ahhahahahahaha

I can't tell if she's trolling or not

She is a 4chan star

Which I think marks the first time ANTM and the internet have collided

TrueHereticX

Allison is horrifying

but that Kortnie chick is hot

Fiz

An interesting thing about Tahlia is that she has horrible scars across her stomach from a burn accident she received as a child. The story she tells people is that she knocked over an iron that was on and it landed on her, but what I believe really happened is that her father held her down and burned her for being a little shit. The amount of damage that was done is not what you'd see from somebody who had an iron hit you quickly before it fell to the ground

the wook

i don't find any of those girls particularly attractive

i don't think i understand what modeling is about, because i thought it was all about being attractive

Callius

the wook wrote: »

i don't find any of those girls particularly attractive

i don't think i understand what modeling is about, because i thought it was all about being attractive

I thought it was about being a coke-addled whore.

PiptheFair

Callius wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i don't find any of those girls particularly attractive

i don't think i understand what modeling is about, because i thought it was all about being attractive

I thought it was about being a coke-addled whore.

one or the other

they both work

the wook

Callius wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i don't find any of those girls particularly attractive

i don't think i understand what modeling is about, because i thought it was all about being attractive

I thought it was about being a coke-addled whore.

but i thought they started doing coke to be attractive. lose the last few pounds or whatever

however much weight they carry under their cheekbones that prevents them from looking like hollow shells

Redeemer

Oh wook, I was once exasperated like you

This show stopped being about finding attractive models around the fourth season

Callius

the wook wrote: »

but i thought they started doing coke to be attractive. lose the last few pounds or whatever

however much weight they carry under their cheekbones that prevents them from looking like hollow shells

Fuck no, they start doing coke 'cause it's fun as hell, bro.

the wook

Redeemer wrote: »

Oh wook, I was once exasperated like you

This show stopped being about finding attractive models around the fourth season

yeah but i know you well enough to know you never found the girls particularly attractive

the wook

Callius wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

but i thought they started doing coke to be attractive. lose the last few pounds or whatever

however much weight they carry under their cheekbones that prevents them from looking like hollow shells

Fuck no, they start doing coke 'cause it's fun as hell, bro.

what, since when?

i am so there

Randall_Flagg

I am rooting for Allison all the way!

Monkeyfeet

they really took someone who was whoring her picture over 4chan. Holy shit

Sara Lynn

Redeemer are you doing your videos for this round

this is important

Redeemer

The girls seem a bit more lively and bitchy this cycle, unlike the 13 episode group hug that was last cycle, so it's likely!

Also the black girls are a lot better than the white girls for once

lostwords

disappointed in lack of transgendered person this go round

burn victim girl freaked me out

and man, was it just me or were a few of the girls a little too grossly skinny? yeah, i know modelling and purging and etc etc, but i swear, one was like a toothpick.

Fiz

I think some of these girls are taller than usual. A model should be between 5'7-5'9 to make them look the best on the runway. If you are 6'1 and a size 2 it looks weird.

Fiz

So Isabella went home? I just wanted her gone first because Nads went on a date with a girl of the same name last week and I do not like to share my guys :x

lostwords

yah, she's out. though other girl should have totally gotten the boot. awful pics of isabella.

and did anyone catch bravo's make me a supermodel? i usually wait till bravo reruns the shit out the episodes and i have nothing better to do before watching that show, but if the first episode is catchy, i may watch. alas, a supermodel show without tyra is like an episode of the soup without tyra

Fiz

Make Me A Supermodel had a neat incentive to do well in the photoshoots; being the best of the week there gives you the chance to do a go-see with a real designer. The girl who won this week is like what cycle 10's Lauren would be if she dropped the bad skin and fake attitude, and she still didn't get the job

Also! The girl used to be amish (well, Mennonite). Hah

lostwords

way to go, you just hooked me on another silly reality show. i have a thing for pseudo-amish. dvr to the rescue

Fiz

It took Tyra no time at all to make Tahlia ashamed about the thing that she thought made her unique.

Part of me was hoping Isabella would start having seizures on the runway. That would have been AMAZING. Miss J would have been all "I SAID ASWIRL NOT AHADFADSFUASDFASDF"

Redeemer

I really hope Liverpool and Tahlia go soon. Like, a double elimination. They're so inappropriately casted it's insane. Even if Tahlia didn't have the scars, her body would still be too terrible for even plus-sized modeling. And Liverpool is short and awful

Go black girls

Redeemer

Not to be all self-promotey, even if this is my own thread, but I wrote a recap for woman.ca

I think the fact that I'm writing for a website called woman.ca is funnier than the article itself, but they wouldn't let me use the word "cunt", and trust me when I say that was all over the first draft

Fiz

Best screenshots of the girls. Of course, I look at Allison and see that kind of weird porcelain beauty that used to be seen in artwork.

Except I am sure those girls never looked like that and she is just a freak

The Geek

This is one of the worst shows in the history of television and one of the reasons that the terrorists hate us.

lostwords

:^: great article

i totally thought isabella looked more like kherington from last season's SYTYCD, but now i can't unsee Allison Mack

and i swear the screencap of allison if an animated gif. the eyes keep moving when i stare at them.