So some random guy has left a coat in the office. Literally everyone of my co-workers and my boss told me I'd left my coat there. I'm all 'oh no it can't be mine'. Well anyway, whilst bored I the office I tried it on. It fits like a glove (literally the best fitting coat I've tried on) and looks great. Damn my honesty, if we find the guy who owns it I'm totally going to offer to buy it off him, however, weird that may seem.
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So some random guy has left a coat in the office. Literally everyone of my co-workers and my boss told me I'd left my coat there. I'm all 'oh no it can't be mine'. Well anyway, whilst bored I the office I tried it on. It fits like a glove (literally the best fitting coat I've tried on) and looks great. Damn my honesty, if we find the guy who owns it I'm totally going to offer to buy it off him, however, weird that may seem.
However weird that may seem? No I don't think you realize the depths of weirdness that encompasses.
So some random guy has left a coat in the office. Literally everyone of my co-workers and my boss told me I'd left my coat there. I'm all 'oh no it can't be mine'. Well anyway, whilst bored I the office I tried it on. It fits like a glove (literally the best fitting coat I've tried on) and looks great. Damn my honesty, if we find the guy who owns it I'm totally going to offer to buy it off him, however, weird that may seem.
So some random guy has left a coat in the office. Literally everyone of my co-workers and my boss told me I'd left my coat there. I'm all 'oh no it can't be mine'. Well anyway, whilst bored I the office I tried it on. It fits like a glove (literally the best fitting coat I've tried on) and looks great. Damn my honesty, if we find the guy who owns it I'm totally going to offer to buy it off him, however, weird that may seem.
I make him procure condoms but he just goes and takes handfuls from planned parenthood
I think I'll exact the cost in shoulder massages
This reminds me of an debate my gf had with her roomates. Apparently they think that it is the man's responsibility to always get condoms. Which I was just incredulous at. I think its everyone's responsibility to try and have safe sex. o_O
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I make him procure condoms but he just goes and takes handfuls from planned parenthood
I think I'll exact the cost in shoulder massages
This reminds me of an debate my gf had with her roomates. Apparently they think that it is the man's responsibility to always get condoms. Which I was just incredulous at. I think its everyone's responsibility to try and have safe sex. o_O
Yeah I don't expect a person to that's just sort of how it works out for us
If I weren't in a relationship I would definitely be carrying my own condoms around
Uggh. My office is stanchly republican, especially the engineering offices. Someone put up a picture there of a plummeting graph that says "US Economy" with Steve Urkel standing next to saying "Did I do that?"
Uggh. My office is stanchly republican, especially the engineering offices. Someone put up a picture there of a plummeting graph that says "US Economy" with Steve Urkel standing next to saying "Did I do that?"
Uggh. My office is stanchly republican, especially the engineering offices. Someone put up a picture there of a plummeting graph that says "US Economy" with Steve Urkel standing next to saying "Did I do that?"
....what? are they implying that Obama is the reason the economy is plummeting?
That is exactly what they are implying.
The head engineer has a framed portrait of Reagan and a thing that says "The Democrat(sic) philosophy is 'If it breathes, tax it. If it stops breathing, find it's children and tax them.' "
I just wanna punch him and yell "NO SHIT!? Where do you propose we get money from?"
Uggh. My office is stanchly republican, especially the engineering offices. Someone put up a picture there of a plummeting graph that says "US Economy" with Steve Urkel standing next to saying "Did I do that?"
....what? are they implying that Obama is the reason the economy is plummeting?
Didn't you hear. He has us on the highway to the socialist zone.
Uggh. My office is stanchly republican, especially the engineering offices. Someone put up a picture there of a plummeting graph that says "US Economy" with Steve Urkel standing next to saying "Did I do that?"
No matter what they say Obama would have to spend like a billion dollars more a day to catch up with the "conservative" GWB
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
Snobs and cliques within groups that are already themselves cliques are amusing to me. I'm watching people on a bike forum have a series of aneuryms over this bike:
No matter what they say Obama would have to spend like a billion dollars more a day to catch up with the "conservative" GWB
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
It was intended to be snarky but I retract my statement
Snobs and cliques within groups that are already themselves cliques are amusing to me. I'm watching people on a bike forum have a series of aneuryms over this bike:
Uh... can't someone just slip the bike through the huge-ass loop in the chain?
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No matter what they say Obama would have to spend like a billion dollars more a day to catch up with the "conservative" GWB
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
It was intended to be snarky but I retract my statement
Thank you, and let me state that I was a dick not to let you be snarky. You touched a nerve with that one.
No matter what they say Obama would have to spend like a billion dollars more a day to catch up with the "conservative" GWB
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
It was intended to be snarky but I retract my statement
Thank you, and let me state that I was a dick not to let you be snarky. You touched a nerve with that one.
Snobs and cliques within groups that are already themselves cliques are amusing to me. I'm watching people on a bike forum have a series of aneuryms over this bike:
Uh... can't someone just slip the bike through the huge-ass loop in the chain?
That has been commented on, yes.
As it is it's the type of padlock sold by car accessory shops that can be defeated by pliers in any case.
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No matter what they say Obama would have to spend like a billion dollars more a day to catch up with the "conservative" GWB
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
It was intended to be snarky but I retract my statement
Thank you, and let me state that I was a dick not to let you be snarky. You touched a nerve with that one.
Now shakes hands, and we'll all go out for punch and pie.
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It does. There's a joke here about getting financially raped and paying out the ass, but I'm too lazy to assemble it.
But then everyone would be a welfare queen whore drug-dealer and there wouldn't be any point in being white and born rich. Why do you hate America?
or a snarky comment about US healthcare and the joys of free birth control in the UK...
pix or it didn't happen
However weird that may seem? No I don't think you realize the depths of weirdness that encompasses.
why don't you, like, ask where he got it?
I don't think you comprehend just how impossible it is to find a coat that fits me properly.
That'd actually makes a lot more sense EM. I'll do that instead.
"That's a damn nice coat you're wearin'."
The best part is the coat probably doesn't fit him properly.
That's what you get for being eleven feet tall.
the power of internet compels you!
nah, I never even thought to ask
I make him procure condoms but he just goes and takes handfuls from planned parenthood
I think I'll exact the cost in shoulder massages
This reminds me of an debate my gf had with her roomates. Apparently they think that it is the man's responsibility to always get condoms. Which I was just incredulous at. I think its everyone's responsibility to try and have safe sex. o_O
Yeah I don't expect a person to that's just sort of how it works out for us
If I weren't in a relationship I would definitely be carrying my own condoms around
that's...stupid
....what? are they implying that Obama is the reason the economy is plummeting?
The head engineer has a framed portrait of Reagan and a thing that says "The Democrat(sic) philosophy is 'If it breathes, tax it. If it stops breathing, find it's children and tax them.' "
I just wanna punch him and yell "NO SHIT!? Where do you propose we get money from?"
Didn't you hear. He has us on the highway to the socialist zone.
Kenny Loggins is writing the song AS WE SPEAK.
well, urkel was an underlying cause...
o_O
Correct statements that begin with "no matter what they say" become incorrect. It's one of the dumbest phrases around. It amounts to "I'm convinced I am right and am not interested in a dialogue. Accept my viewpoint, damnit!"
It was intended to be snarky but I retract my statement
Uh... can't someone just slip the bike through the huge-ass loop in the chain?
Thank you, and let me state that I was a dick not to let you be snarky. You touched a nerve with that one.
One day I shall have my revenge!
That has been commented on, yes.
As it is it's the type of padlock sold by car accessory shops that can be defeated by pliers in any case.
Now shakes hands, and we'll all go out for punch and pie.