Man, I was really excited when this girl showed up on Monday (she's an awesome dancer), but it turns out she's in town for just a couple of weeks.
Yes, Elki, I feel terrible that you keep meeting all these great women that you get to be in close physical contact with for hours at a time.
It just sounds like the worst thing ever.
Dude, I just told you she's in town for only 2 weeks. I let myself get all excited about "the new dancer!" because she's pretty damn good, and then while talking to her just now (she wants to go to Nashville later) I found out she's here just to see her parents.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
It can't be coincidence, right? Their names fit together like the finest of complimenting genitals.
I prefer my genitals STD free thank you.
I mean, I've heard things...
Yeah but where else where you find such a kegel ass uniboobed mexican? No where my good man, no where. Besides if she gives you some extra bumps it just means you're together forever, well you hakks and valtrex. Threeway!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Man, I was really excited when this girl showed up on Monday (she's an awesome dancer), but it turns out she's in town for just a couple of weeks.
Yes, Elki, I feel terrible that you keep meeting all these great women that you get to be in close physical contact with for hours at a time.
It just sounds like the worst thing ever.
Dude, I just told you she's in town for only 2 weeks. I let myself get all excited about "the new dancer!" because she's pretty damn good, and then while talking to her just now (she wants to go to Nashville later) I found out she's here just to see her parents.
Move fast.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
Preacher you forgot red cheeks
I am disappointed in your lack of knowledge about my various nicknames
Like here in D+D, if I see a thread about the economy, and then skip to say page 40, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the conversation had moved to something like methods of taxation.
However in SE++, the conversation has moved to Michael Jackson and a knife holder or something.
I mean I know that's the whole point of that forum, but it's still just weird sometimes because I don't read many threads there.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
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Present arms, motherfucker
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Dude, I just told you she's in town for only 2 weeks. I let myself get all excited about "the new dancer!" because she's pretty damn good, and then while talking to her just now (she wants to go to Nashville later) I found out she's here just to see her parents.
Don't blame me there are some GOSSIPING motherfuckers up in this [chat].
Yeah but where else where you find such a kegel ass uniboobed mexican? No where my good man, no where. Besides if she gives you some extra bumps it just means you're together forever, well you hakks and valtrex. Threeway!
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I am disappointed in your lack of knowledge about my various nicknames
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fuck your mother
Sincerely,
Nexus
Buns of steel?
Hilarious lyrics aside this song is legitimately fun to listen to as a piece of music
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Like here in D+D, if I see a thread about the economy, and then skip to say page 40, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the conversation had moved to something like methods of taxation.
However in SE++, the conversation has moved to Michael Jackson and a knife holder or something.
I mean I know that's the whole point of that forum, but it's still just weird sometimes because I don't read many threads there.
Red cheeks must have happened in my absence, as did this std talk.
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Classicawesome song right there.
the red cheeks was the very first one like yeaaaarrssss ago
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the atmosphere in a club where everyone is dancing and singing along to this catchy, fun, hilarious song would be so awesome
Ahh I see before I started to care. Still I had a good line up there.
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But she does have cooties like all girls do so...
And on that topic, Live Your Life is awesome but whyyyyy to they sample Numa Numa
like just
whyyyy
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GIRLS
You get a C+
please resubmit your assignment
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You're gonna be a shining star,
With fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see,
You're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows,
Who you are-are.
Your values is in disarray, prioritizing horribly
Unhappy with the riches
cause you PISS-POOR MORALLY
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First thing I thought when I read this was "Kegels won't do anything for her balls. Who has she been talking to?"
That was an enlightening realization.
That was the best video you could find for "Girls", W_H? That was horrendous.
Edit: It was just the first result, I didn't even watch it.
Your original worry was people would say you were kegel assed it was the dimwit later who said something about testicles.
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Better music.
Oh, without a doubt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyDaI0qzywQ
Will an old band do?
Hey uh, Than, H/A is like right over there. Perhaps you should stick to modding there and leave the comedy to actual funny people.
Pork may easily be the tastiest meat in existence.