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[Phalla] The King of Phallaters; Village win!

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Self-guards? Sheesh.

    Well, hopefully tonight will be the end of it.

    JaysonFour on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    And vote's over. Let me figure out if the game is actually over.

    Burnage on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That'd be nice. If not, hey guys, I'm a seer, I'll let you guys know if I hit a baddie tonight or not once I get my pm.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Day Eight

    Despite the change in their loyalties, the city of New Southtown did little to welcome the Bernstein siblings into their fold. Too much destruction had happened over the past few days, too much pain, for easy acceptance to happen.

    And so it was that the Ikari Warriors launched a rocket salvo at Sky Noah, tearing it from its celestial throne. With a screech that echoed throughout the near-deserted streets, the airship came crashing to the earth. A few moments of silence, before the emergency exit was opened, and Adelheid Bernstein came stumbling out;

    "I just... wanted... to help..."

    And with that, his legs failed him, and he collapsed to the floor, unconscious.

    And elsewhere in the city, the demon moved silently, murderous intent in its heart. But the demon found itself unable to move, as an effete Frenchman confronted it.

    The Frenchman smiled, soon to absorb the demon's power.

    The Frenchman was knocked to the ground, a laser blast from the sky punching a hole through his chest.

    The demon did little. It could wait; it had waited for aeons. Paralysis was akin to a tickle. It could wait, and the world would suffer for it.


    The following players have been removed from the game:
    crimsoncoyote - Adelheid Bernstein - arrested by the Ikari Warriors and shot at by Metal Slug
    piL - K9999 - destroyed by the Ikari Warriors
    Keika - Ash Crimson - hospitalised by severe laser burns and a Dark Counter

    Tonight IS the final night. It will end at midnight GMT, or when everyone has voted and/or sent in their actions.

    Burnage on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    so... people left in the game:
    49: Darian
    46: TheLawinator
    45: Astraphobia
    32: JaysonFour
    17: Tommy2Hands
    13: Exarch
    12: Wildcat
    11: FrostMist

    thoughts?

    FrostMist on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey guys, Darian is apparently Orochi, or a host for his spirit. Lets kill him and end this.

    Darian for great justice.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is there one or two red votes tonight?

    FrostMist on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darian

    Edit: NVM, I just read your post right before narration. Can someone confirm this?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    is there one or two red votes tonight?

    Two. I'd recommend the village to make them count.

    Burnage on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Check my pre update reveal, Tommy2Hands.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    Check my pre update reveal, Tommy2Hands.

    Sorry, I just edited it in.
    In any case
    Exarch
    Sorry, I guess I'm just nervous, we have no info at all.

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To those who have not contacted me yet, please send me your name and role/abilities or I'll assume you're a baddie.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NoOOOooOoo!

    Vengence shall be mine!
    It's grudge time.
    You know who you are.
    :x

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nicely done, Orochi Exarch. You know it's the last day, so you set it up by claiming to be a seer just before narration, then choose a random patsy as your target.

    Just to be clear, he's either lying or at best had his "seer" messed with, since I'm actually Eiji Kisaragi. And asking for all the abilities when you're unconfirmed? I really hope no one is buying that one.

    Darian on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have people who can confirm me, Orochi.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    I have people who can confirm me, Orochi.

    Who?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've only managed to tag one person with my ability so far.

    I know that TheLawinator used his "ability" to throw Darius at someone (and thus to his death). He claims it was a team/special ability, but I'm not sure how effective a suicide death would be that doesn't guarantee massive losses.

    It seems appropriate to just throw myself out there and let you all know that I am:
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    Andy Bogard
    Having witnessed my father's murder as a child, I sought out training that would allow me to have my revenge. Learning the ways of the ninja I set out to find justice in the world. However, I soon learned that vengeance is not justice and use my skills to do good.

    My training has given me the ability to sense when another fighter has used a special ability.

    Astraphobia on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat for one.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It wasn't a suicide power, it was a nullifier thing. My teammate just happened to be killed the same night by mafia.

    TheLawinator on
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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    Wildcat for one.

    And just how is it that he is able to confirm you? It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that Orochi has the ability to seer, so if it was just you seering him, well, you could be playing him for the fool.

    Darian on
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey, guys, how many seers have died? I think there's only one left.

    JaysonFour on
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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There's a simple way to end this arguement.

    Vote for !Exarch AND !Darian should solve the problem quite nicely.

    JaysonFour on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Exarch wrote: »
    Wildcat for one.

    And just how is it that he is able to confirm you? It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that Orochi has the ability to seer, so if it was just you seering him, well, you could be playing him for the fool.

    Well there's some bulls*%t right there.

    Jay, I'm fairly sure you're not evil, would it help if I said you could grudge me forever if I was lying here? I'm a seer, and seeing as this is the last day we can't afford to lose another villager.

    I admit I was too aggressive with my tone there, which opened the door for Darian's lies, but I'm just about ready for the game to be over, and I'd rather live to see the end of it.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OoOOOooOooOoOoO

    I played Ultima Online, so I hope you GM'd Spirit Speak. I'm not sure how much I'm supposed to say during an OoooOO post, but I think I'm going to say too much and piss everyone off.

    Keika: I don't blame you,

    Burnage: Thanks for running this; I'm a whore for theme; but this kept me interested beyond that. So good job! (edit: I wish you had included my gruesome death in the narration, but that's ok)

    Everyone else: OoOooOoooOooo

    piL on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, Exarch, who do you suggest we vote for then, other than Darian?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, I don't know which of you to believe. The problem is, I think there's at least one vig mafia left. So I'm thinking I may get stomped into the concrete for this, but if it ends the game with a village win, that goes fine by me. I believe at least one of you is mafia. Gut feeling says maybe both of you are. This could all be some clever ploy.

    But if a guard could contact me, I'll blow the goddamned lid off this thing tomorrow.

    JaysonFour on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JaysonFour
    Because I have no clue who to vote for.

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know what, I take that back JaysonFour
    Can anyone here help me understand what I've missed?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    How about this. Tommy2Hands, since you seem too ambivalent to be a baddie.

    I have no concrete data save those who I know are not bad, and the fact that Darian is Orochi and evil.

    That said my gut says Frostmist? Pulling a Blarney and hiding behind usefulness maybe? Anyone has information otherwise speak up now.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If we don't pull this off tonight, five bucks says another wave of Gaea's Rage or whatever it was called is going to hit. That, combined with the two going out from the vote, will decimate the rest of us and give the demon the win, whoever they are.

    Part of me says I should pull a kime and epic reveal.

    JaysonFour on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Tonight IS the final night. It will end at midnight GMT, or when everyone has voted and/or sent in their actions.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Because I'm really tired, I'm gonna agree with you and go Frostmist. The first time people voted for him, he just posted to defend himself. other that that occasion, he's not acting like he normally does. I'm gonna keep my other vote on Darian, because he seems to freak when ever someone even says his name. Exarch, I don't trust you, but you're the only person that's claiming to have a somewhat useful power. If you're not telling the truth, I swear to god, you are sooo grudged for life.

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What the hell, Tommy - how is me claiming a Guardian role, not useful? I'd be more worried about Exarch, than me, since I'm on the village side, and he's probably not.

    FrostMist on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    What the hell, Tommy - how is me claiming a Guardian role, not useful? I'd be more worried about Exarch, than me, since I'm on the village side, and he's probably not.

    Wait, when did you claim to be a guard?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    last night? had an epic reveal post and all.

    *Edits*
    FrostMist wrote: »
    EPIC Reveal time!

    I'm Elisabeth Blanctorche!
    “Although your motives are mysterious, you seem to be heading towards an altruistic objective. An air of nobility surrounds you, and your calm demeanour radiates outwards. If evil visits the tournament this year, it will surely meet your whip.”

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    I'm a guardian so please move your votes in another direction! Also - someone froze me last night, and I'm interested in knowing who did that!

    But yeah - Move them votes off me.

    crimsoncoyote and piL must die!

    FrostMist on
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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Epic reveal time. Mostly because it's now or never.

    I'm Ralf Jones, Captain of the Ikari Warriors- masoned with kime and Dusda. (No photo, thanks to Nintendo not being kind enough to include copy/pasting on the Wii browser...)

    My powers are:

    -Masoned with kime and Dusda.
    -Durable. (I took a shot from the first Gaea's Rage, so I'm on my last life.

    The most important: I'm a seer. Keika stole my seer power Day 4 and I just got it back.

    So, I find it highly unlikely Exarch is in contact with a seer. Because I would bet I'm the only one left.

    My win condition: Destroy all the threats to the fighters in South Town.

    That's why I'm not budging on either of my votes.

    JaysonFour on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    last night? had an epic reveal post and all.

    *Edits*
    FrostMist wrote: »
    EPIC Reveal time!

    I'm Elisabeth Blanctorche!
    “Although your motives are mysterious, you seem to be heading towards an altruistic objective. An air of nobility surrounds you, and your calm demeanour radiates outwards. If evil visits the tournament this year, it will surely meet your whip.”

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    I'm a guardian so please move your votes in another direction! Also - someone froze me last night, and I'm interested in knowing who did that!

    But yeah - Move them votes off me.

    crimsoncoyote and piL must die!

    Wait, but what is your objective?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, but what is your objective?
    Destroy all threats to the safety of the fighters in the tournament.

    FrostMist on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    *is off to work* don't go doing anything stupid while I'm away now.

    FrostMist on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    So, I find it highly unlikely Exarch is in contact with a seer. Because I would bet I'm the only one left.

    I'm not in contact, I am the other seer. As long as you vote Darian out I'm ok with whatever so do what you have to man. I can only point to my past games where I was mafia and say that being so blatant about final day manipulation is simply not my style.

    I of course doubt FM for the same reasons you doubt me, so I can't fault you completely for being wrong.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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