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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    They also paid for the sweet potato that I turned into shit.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Might have some newspaper

    (ouch)

    Have a shower afterwards.

    Alternative answer, do you have any room mates that you despise?

    Use their clothing.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Took a shit

    took a shower

    good to go

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, forget all that, just shower. Think of it like a big Japanese toilet!

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    TardTard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hope you did something to unhinge the clingers.


    Big turds chilling out in your shower.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It was a relatively clean shit to begin with, fortunately

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh god I am so tired and I cannot sleep

    Maybe because Mori

    knowing full well that I dislike puppets and dolls, especially that insanely grinning Vault Boy puppet of his, waited until the lights were out and then started molesting me in bed with it

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Oh god I am so tired and I cannot sleep

    Maybe because Mori

    knowing full well that I dislike puppets and dolls, especially that insanely grinning Vault Boy puppet of his, waited until the lights were out and then started molesting me in bed with it
    ahahahaha.

    While I can sympathise(as a child I used to be terrified of gollywogs) it still is pretty funny.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah thanks Captain K for giving my husband a tool by which to terrify me

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Janson my face is a capital D right now

    Thats fucking horrible

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    edited March 2009
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A cat I once knew that was smaller then my hand and would never get bigger died today.

    Aww man that cat was so fucking tiny, jesus.

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    ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    seems like my dog of almost 13 years is really close to dying (will probably happen within a few days)

    seriously hella FML

    That sucks man, i still miss my golden retriever I grew up with and she passed away a bit more than 5 years ago.

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Janson tell him to re-enact Vault Tec security tips for going into the outside world for you

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm in rough fucking shape, duders

    I've been up all night finishing this paper and studying for a midterm in the morning (still not done with everything, by the way) and I tried to take a little power nap to perk myself up, but ended up wasting an hour and a half tossing and turning in this horrid half-sleep state which just made me feel even more tired and groggy

    and to top it off I feel physically fucking ill

    I've been on the verge of throwing up for the past 45 minutes

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You never want to throw up but you know sometimes after it's all said and done you do end up feeling better, even if it's "Oh thank god I don't feel like throwing up any more".

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm about to go stick my finger down my throat just to get the damn thing over with

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i drank too much during beer pong
    but we won both games

    i just dont wanna puke

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    You never want to throw up but you know sometimes after it's all said and done you do end up feeling better, even if it's "Oh thank god I don't feel like throwing up any more".
    except for those times when you do it and the feeling still wont fucking go away, and you spend the next 1-3 hours dry heaving your goddamn guts into a bucket while you curse the whore-mother that brought you into this shit-covered world

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh man beer pong, you are gonna get fake herpes nev.

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    i drank too much during beer pong
    but we won both games

    i just dont wanna puke

    Both games? How can you drink too much during 2 games of beer pong, unless you're playing with these?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    And tomorrow after my midterm I am gonna try to catch a quick nap, but then I have to go to the zoo and observe some primate behavior and write about that for another midterm, and then I have to do my radio show in the evening and come back and study for another midterm, and I swear to God I'm going to have a complete breakdown

    fuuuuuuuuuuuck

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had to observe primates for highschool biology and I got stuck with fucking baboons. I wish I got orangutans.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    we're supposed to observe 3 species for an hour each

    I will observe them for 20 minutes each and streeeeetch what they did in those 20 minutes to take up an hour in my report

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is this the avatars with Fedoras club?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I predict that tomorrow I will be so tired I'm gonna come all the way around and feel wide awake, but it will be the kind of tired alertness where you almost feel sort of drunk

    that ever happen to you guys?

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I predict that tomorrow I will be so tired I'm gonna come all the way around and feel wide awake, but it will be the kind of tired alertness where you almost feel sort of drunk

    that ever happen to you guys?

    Of course we have you fucking idiot.

    The next stage is irritability.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I predict that tomorrow I will be so tired I'm gonna come all the way around and feel wide awake, but it will be the kind of tired alertness where you almost feel sort of drunk

    that ever happen to you guys?

    Of course we have you fucking idiot.

    The next stage is irritability.

    FUCK YOU

    I'LL BURN DOWN YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Last time I got more than 6 hours of sleep was a while ago.

    But spring break is soon! So it's okay.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey ghost don't fall asleep like that

    Waking up in pitch blackness wondering why you have been disturbed then throwing up for what must of been a solid 5 minutes of a chunky mixture much like oatmeal without milk.

    Its fucking terrible

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I predict that tomorrow I will be so tired I'm gonna come all the way around and feel wide awake, but it will be the kind of tired alertness where you almost feel sort of drunk

    that ever happen to you guys?

    the best stage is losing time

    after about 50 hours or so sans sleep i lose time like a motherfucker

    like i'm having breakfast in my apartment then i'm instantly in class a mile away

    what

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    i drank too much during beer pong
    but we won both games

    i just dont wanna puke

    Both games? How can you drink too much during 2 games of beer pong, unless you're playing with these?

    i was drinking booze, b/c I hate beer

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Took a shit

    took a shower

    good to go

    LIKE A BAWS

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Took a shit

    took a shower

    good to go

    LIKE A BAWS

    Bahahahaha

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