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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    So, how about them stem cells?



    How many hours late on this am I?

    Gim, know that I spent several minutes attempting to come up with a suitably distasteful joke involving the topic matter at hand, only to fail. I had something prototyped, but it wasn't ready to leave the factory floor just yet.
    I only hope that some day a hacker can find the source code and compile something so that future generations can know just what kind of humor we nearly went with in the early 21st century.

    It was a fusion of the twentieth century "your mother" insult and the ancient art of word play.

    "Your mother seriously considered scraping out her own embryonic cell stems with a sudoku puzzle book the night after you were conceived, Gim!"

    :?:

    Gim on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    So, how about them stem cells?



    How many hours late on this am I?

    Gim, know that I spent several minutes attempting to come up with a suitably distasteful joke involving the topic matter at hand, only to fail. I had something prototyped, but it wasn't ready to leave the factory floor just yet.
    I only hope that some day a hacker can find the source code and compile something so that future generations can know just what kind of humor we nearly went with in the early 21st century.

    It was a fusion of the twentieth century "your mother" insult and the ancient art of word play.

    "Your mother seriously considered scraping out her own embryonic cell stems with a sudoku puzzle book the night after you were conceived, Gim!"

    :?:
    It was:
    Gim wrote: »
    So, how about them stem cells?



    How many hours late on this am I?

    Later than your mother's abortion.

    Sarksus on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    Like really natural, no fooling, penile enhancement.

    Sarksus on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    You sure think about other guys' dicks a lot.

    Oh hey! You're still here!

    Good, cuz ya know, fuck you.

    I was not attempt to defend or justify myself in the previous thread. I just felt giving my opinion on my various infractions which you were attempting to use against me. But hey, I'm glad you're here because I just wanted to let you know, that as long as I follow the rules of debate and discourse, then I will hold whatever opinion I damn well please and have no desire to care about what you think of them. If I think we should euthanize all the one breasted freaks of the world or make all jews shave their eyebrows just so we know who they are, then that's the opinion I'm going to hold and if you don't like it, then fuck you. I have no issues debating those opinions, after all this is D&D, but to be insulted for them, especially in such a passive aggressive way, is absolutely pathetic of you.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!

    Alecthar on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    justin that was dumb

    Pony on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Between this and the stem cell ban being lifted, this is a pretty good Monday for me.

    Bama on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    So, how about them stem cells?



    How many hours late on this am I?

    Gim, know that I spent several minutes attempting to come up with a suitably distasteful joke involving the topic matter at hand, only to fail. I had something prototyped, but it wasn't ready to leave the factory floor just yet.
    I only hope that some day a hacker can find the source code and compile something so that future generations can know just what kind of humor we nearly went with in the early 21st century.

    It was a fusion of the twentieth century "your mother" insult and the ancient art of word play.

    "Your mother seriously considered scraping out her own embryonic cell stems with a sudoku puzzle book the night after you were conceived, Gim!"

    :?:
    It was:
    Gim wrote: »
    So, how about them stem cells?



    How many hours late on this am I?

    Later than your mother's abortion.

    Actually you would be wrong. I was grown from post-abortive goo in a lab. It was all part of a covert government experiment to brings failures to full term. When the time was right, my engineered embryo was placed inside a hippo and then given birth that way.

    Gim on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!

    Actually I want immortality, too.

    Sarksus on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!

    Hell yes.

    Johannen on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think we can all agree that everyone on this page who is currently jailed is pretty dumb.

    Alecthar on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Between this and the stem cell ban being lifted, this is a pretty good Monday for me.

    Also this from last week. Canada wins!

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    Organichu on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If you don't want immortality you're suicidal.

    Sarksus on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I am very happy about that executive order. Stem-cell research is important to developing treatment for a great many tragic neurological diseases, as well as many things that have nothing to do with the brain.

    I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!

    Actually I want immortality, too.

    I mean, I figure eventually I'll want to die. But I really do wanna stick around for a while. At least until the first interstellar war.

    Alecthar on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    :lol:

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!

    I've read plenty of scifi lately where accidents and boredom are the main causes of death.

    Echo on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that everyone on this page who is currently jailed is pretty dumb.

    i don't even know you

    Pony on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    Remember that thing was discussed about you ending posts a sentence earlier Organ?

    nexuscrawler on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    Next time you have your dick in her mouth you should tell her this.

    Sarksus on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Between this and the stem cell ban being lifted, this is a pretty good Monday for me.

    I found out today that starting in a few weeks there will be a 100% federal-tax applied to loose tobacco for hand-rolling cigarettes. Apparently it is to fund healthcare for a few million kids in America who have no access to healthcare. So while I have to pay twice as much for tobacco, I get to ask people why they want underprivileged children to die when they try to soap-box at me for smoking.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    This is actually kind of impressive, you started with something I didn't care about, switched seamlessly into something I didn't want to know, and then right back to stuff I don't care about.

    Masterful.

    Alecthar on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    This girl I sometimes mess with always laments how our media is too saturated with sex- not just the news, but stuff like films. She doesn't even mean 'we shouldn't expose our children to that', she just honestly believes it's deplorable for stuff like that to be exhibited in any way in society. If she didn't have me buttfuck her than swallow I'd be more sympathetic to her complaint. I don't understand how she reconciles the disparity between "this is something I enjoy" with "this is something that shouldn't be enjoyed".

    Remember that thing was discussed about you ending posts a sentence earlier Organ?

    I can see how this would help to 'complete' the message. Noted.

    Organichu on
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Between this and the stem cell ban being lifted, this is a pretty good Monday for me.

    I found out today that starting in a few weeks there will be a 100% federal-tax applied to loose tobacco for hand-rolling cigarettes. Apparently it is to fund healthcare for a few million kids in America who have no access to healthcare. So while I have to pay twice as much for tobacco, I get to ask people why they want underprivileged children to die when they try to soap-box at me for smoking.
    Fair trade?

    Bama on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that everyone on this page who is currently jailed is pretty dumb.

    i don't even know you

    I'm gonna be straight with you, I did not even realize you were there. I was making a poorly veiled joke at Justin's expense, and you were caught in the crossfire.

    I would say regrettably, but I don't really know you, so I'll reserve judgment. There may yet be a time when I regard my original words as correct without elaboration.

    Alecthar on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Between this and the stem cell ban being lifted, this is a pretty good Monday for me.

    I found out today that starting in a few weeks there will be a 100% federal-tax applied to loose tobacco for hand-rolling cigarettes. Apparently it is to fund healthcare for a few million kids in America who have no access to healthcare. So while I have to pay twice as much for tobacco, I get to ask people why they want underprivileged children to die when they try to soap-box at me for smoking.
    Fair trade?

    Fair enough, taxing vice to fund healthcare is fine with me. At the same time pretty soon weed is going to be cheaper than tobacco.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alec don fucked up

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ouch, Pony, what happened on that thread page where you got infracted?

    Gim on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You sure think about other guys' dicks a lot.

    Oh hey! You're still here!

    Good, cuz ya know, fuck you.

    I was not attempt to defend or justify myself in the previous thread. I just felt giving my opinion on my various infractions which you were attempting to use against me. But hey, I'm glad you're here because I just wanted to let you know, that as long as I follow the rules of debate and discourse, then I will hold whatever opinion I damn well please and have no desire to care about what you think of them. If I think we should euthanize all the one breasted freaks of the world or make all jews shave their eyebrows just so we know who they are, then that's the opinion I'm going to hold and if you don't like it, then fuck you. I have no issues debating those opinions, after all this is D&D, but to be insulted for them, especially in such a passive aggressive way, is absolutely pathetic of you.
    Uh, considering your current status, I'd say you don't follow the rules. But then again you don't think it was justified, because no matter what opinion you hold apparently can't be opposed on any grounds, since it's just your opinion.

    matt has a problem on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that everyone on this page who is currently jailed is pretty dumb.

    i don't even know you

    I'm gonna be straight with you, I did not even realize you were there. I was making a poorly veiled joke at Justin's expense, and you were caught in the crossfire.

    I would say regrettably, but I don't really know you, so I'll reserve judgment. There may yet be a time when I regard my original words as correct without elaboration.

    it's cool

    Pony on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alec don fucked up

    Oh shit, what'd I do now?

    Edit: Is it that hooker I killed? I fucking told Dakota not to say anything, goddamnit.

    Alecthar on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar is at his Alan Shoriest right now.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Blanket statement, motherfucker

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    And actually I enjoyed the film Evolution. I watched it really high though, so I might just have been doing it right.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    organichu that post gave me a boner

    Variable on
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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar is at his Alan Shoriest right now.

    I try, I really do.

    Alecthar on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    organichu that post gave me a boner

    Your sig has given me one

    nexuscrawler on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Ouch, Pony, what happened on that thread page where you got infracted?

    i got off light

    other dudes in that thread got banned plus when they come back they are perma-jailed

    i wasn't as bad as the others

    Pony on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    organichu that post gave me a boner

    Your sig has given me one

    I knew you'd get over the disgust.

    Variable on
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