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"Your mother seriously considered scraping out her own embryonic cell stems with a sudoku puzzle book the night after you were conceived, Gim!"
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Later than your mother's abortion.
Like really natural, no fooling, penile enhancement.
Oh hey! You're still here!
Good, cuz ya know, fuck you.
I was not attempt to defend or justify myself in the previous thread. I just felt giving my opinion on my various infractions which you were attempting to use against me. But hey, I'm glad you're here because I just wanted to let you know, that as long as I follow the rules of debate and discourse, then I will hold whatever opinion I damn well please and have no desire to care about what you think of them. If I think we should euthanize all the one breasted freaks of the world or make all jews shave their eyebrows just so we know who they are, then that's the opinion I'm going to hold and if you don't like it, then fuck you. I have no issues debating those opinions, after all this is D&D, but to be insulted for them, especially in such a passive aggressive way, is absolutely pathetic of you.
I'm hoping for age-reversal. Immortality, bitches!
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Actually you would be wrong. I was grown from post-abortive goo in a lab. It was all part of a covert government experiment to brings failures to full term. When the time was right, my engineered embryo was placed inside a hippo and then given birth that way.
Actually I want immortality, too.
Hell yes.
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Also this from last week. Canada wins!
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
I mean, I figure eventually I'll want to die. But I really do wanna stick around for a while. At least until the first interstellar war.
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Currently DMing: None
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
I've read plenty of scifi lately where accidents and boredom are the main causes of death.
i don't even know you
Remember that thing was discussed about you ending posts a sentence earlier Organ?
Next time you have your dick in her mouth you should tell her this.
I found out today that starting in a few weeks there will be a 100% federal-tax applied to loose tobacco for hand-rolling cigarettes. Apparently it is to fund healthcare for a few million kids in America who have no access to healthcare. So while I have to pay twice as much for tobacco, I get to ask people why they want underprivileged children to die when they try to soap-box at me for smoking.
This is actually kind of impressive, you started with something I didn't care about, switched seamlessly into something I didn't want to know, and then right back to stuff I don't care about.
Masterful.
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I can see how this would help to 'complete' the message. Noted.
I'm gonna be straight with you, I did not even realize you were there. I was making a poorly veiled joke at Justin's expense, and you were caught in the crossfire.
I would say regrettably, but I don't really know you, so I'll reserve judgment. There may yet be a time when I regard my original words as correct without elaboration.
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Fair enough, taxing vice to fund healthcare is fine with me. At the same time pretty soon weed is going to be cheaper than tobacco.
it's cool
Oh shit, what'd I do now?
Edit: Is it that hooker I killed? I fucking told Dakota not to say anything, goddamnit.
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I try, I really do.
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Your sig has given me one
i got off light
other dudes in that thread got banned plus when they come back they are perma-jailed
i wasn't as bad as the others
I knew you'd get over the disgust.