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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am rail-skinny, and I can eat wheverthefuck I want. Although years and years and years of endurance sports will do that to you.

    Gooey on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Anyone else hate those gastic bypass commercials on tv? It's like "Yeah fatty go to your doctor he can fix you for being fat and soon enough you'll be fat once again fatty."

    I'm not really aiming this at you directly but, as an overweight guy, you people can be really mean about being overweight. It's not so much that you said anything wrong, it's just the cynical nature of what you just said has irked me.

    It's not like we sit there and go, "GOSH I LOVE BEING FAT."

    But some people make not effort to get thinner and then they go for gastic bypasas or they say "Meh its genetic FRIED CHICKEN!"

    98% of fat people are fat by choice there isn't any genetic disorder that makes you eat loaded foods.
    That is a fucking stupid number

    And making people feel bad for not exercising only makes you feel superior and does nothing to motivate us at all


    Wait. "us?" I've seen pictures of you. Don't be playin'.

    Silas Brown on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I exercise the same reason everybody else does it

    I want to look better naked
    And yet I fail

    RonTheDM on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I just did horrific on that narration test. My subject was Chinese weddings. I can't describe American weddings for three minutes using English.

    Lots of pictures. Jesus, lots and lots of pictures.

    When it comes to the Chinese, us 'Mericans don't know shit about wedding photos.
    Shit I forgot the pictures.

    Quid on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're right Preacher. I 100% agree. I am actively changing my lifestyle. Heck, I can be honest. I have been overweight my whole life. I learned really bad eating habits as a child. I looked up one day and realized I was a fatty. I was working and going to college (both full time) and decided enough was enough. Of course, I did it the wrong way and went on a 1000 calorie a day crash diet. Lost most of my weight in 8 months. Gained it all back over the course of 4 years after I got a new job with lots of sitting. It was the first time I had "real" money and I was putting in 80 hours a week at the beginning, and I ate out. Every night.

    So I ballooned. So no, it's not genetic, but crap happens. But I am on Weight Watchers and I'm "doing it right" this time. I'm already having to pull my pants up..which is annoying but worth it.

    I just hate the attitude I see from a lot of forumers here (CommunistCow comes to the forefront of my mind). It's not helpful. It's demeaning and pretty much makes me feel like I'm a waste of oxygen because I'm overweight.

    Ludious on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Anyone else hate those gastic bypass commercials on tv? It's like "Yeah fatty go to your doctor he can fix you for being fat and soon enough you'll be fat once again fatty."

    I'm not really aiming this at you directly but, as an overweight guy, you people can be really mean about being overweight. It's not so much that you said anything wrong, it's just the cynical nature of what you just said has irked me.

    It's not like we sit there and go, "GOSH I LOVE BEING FAT."

    But some people make not effort to get thinner and then they go for gastic bypasas or they say "Meh its genetic FRIED CHICKEN!"

    98% of fat people are fat by choice there isn't any genetic disorder that makes you eat loaded foods.
    That is a fucking stupid number

    And making people feel bad for not exercising only makes you feel superior and does nothing to motivate us at all
    i will kick your fucking ass

    MikeMan on
  • lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Farmers' Markets thread is like something out of the Twilight Zone. I can see Than hating on anything that hurts big agriculture, that's one of his memes. But you have regulars arguing against regulation and decrying the overreach given by the Interstate Commerce Clause, wild happenings...

    lazegamer on
    I would download a car.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    t Ludios: yeah, I know someone who started at like, 415 lbs at 5'11"... and in maybe 15 months he was 210 lbs. He still had stretch marks but there was no saggy skin at all. It blew my mind, but it's definitely possible. Now, a couple of years later, his stretch marks are gone too.
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    You guys are weird.

    So apparently losing weight has it's downsides. I was just looking in the mirror this morning for any signs that the 30+ pounds I've lost actually happened and I noticed that yeah, my belly is a little bit smaller. Okay, that's good. It's also a little bit saggier.

    Fuck me. No good deed goes unpunished, right? Any tips from people who've lost a bunch of weight on how to minimize the excess skin?

    How big are you/were you at the beginning? If you're 50 lbs overweight, time will usually do the job. If not, filling out with a little muscle can help. If you're severely overweight, though, sometimes surgery truly is the only option. Different people have varying skin elasticity. Some people who start at 400 lbs end up looking as though they were always at a normal weight... others will look incredibly abnormal untill they spring for corrective surgery.

    Well, I'm naturally big - people underguess my weight by around 100 pounds all the time so I imagine I'll always be 'big'. But I peaked at 350. I'm not worried about my arms or legs or chest at all because I tend to grow muscle with hardly any effort. All I'm worried about is my gut, and I guess if surgery is the only course once the weight's gone, then that's what I'll do.

    I'm a former big man myself (peaking at about 133 kilograms), so don't take this the wrong way: you're almost certainly not destined to 'always be big'. It's normative, self-soothe speech developed by a hardly scientific community of overweight people in America. There absolutely are people whose body chemistry makes it just about impossible to get down to a completely healthy weight... however, they're exceedingly rare. Broad shoulders? Packing it all in one spot, otherwise looking fit? All of the 'distinct' big man paradigms, I've heard them all. Nothing about how you pack on fat guarantees you'll 'always' be big. Unless you're a freak of chemistry you absolutely can be 180 if you wish to, down the road. Don't resign yourself to always being "somewhat" big because of pseudo science.

    Of course if this is at all too intrusive just tell me to shut the hell up. :D I wish someone who used to be fat would have told it to me in my teen years, though. I lost hope so many times, thinking I was just one of those guys who would always be 'thick' (my self-soothe codeword for fat).

    Organichu on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    This [chat] needs more stuff about video games.

    I've been playing through Diablo II again lately, and I've gotta say, it's a lot easier when you take a look at and decide early on what skills you're gonna focus on.

    And when you realize that Energy serves no useful purpose and that every point you waste on it is a point that you could have had in Vitality.

    I wish Diablo 2 was on Steam so I could go ahead and never lose those stupid CDs again. I never actually made a character that was any good (that is to say I never made an amazon or sorceress)

    In further game related news, I reinstalled Counter Strike Source and I'd say I can play that game at the level of a retarded 6 year old. I'm so cool.

    I had the same thing happen! I'm lucky to even approach a 1:1 ratio.

    ALSO EVERYONE IS HACKING@ I KNOWZ IT@

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organ: The human body is amazingly resilient. I'd wax poetic about the spirituality of it all but Mikeman and Hippy would fly out of the sky and assault me.

    Ludious on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    This [chat] needs more stuff about video games.

    I've been playing through Diablo II again lately, and I've gotta say, it's a lot easier when you take a look at and decide early on what skills you're gonna focus on.

    And when you realize that Energy serves no useful purpose and that every point you waste on it is a point that you could have had in Vitality.

    I wish Diablo 2 was on Steam so I could go ahead and never lose those stupid CDs again. I never actually made a character that was any good (that is to say I never made an amazon or sorceress)

    In further game related news, I reinstalled Counter Strike Source and I'd say I can play that game at the level of a retarded 6 year old. I'm so cool.

    If you still have the CD Keys you can go on Blizzard's site and create a Store account. You can put in your keys for it and the Xpac and it'll give you a digital copy you can download and install at will, no CD required. Same for Warcraft 3 and Starcraft (your original CD key gets you it and Brood war).

    Alecthar on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    This [chat] needs more stuff about video games.

    I've been playing through Diablo II again lately, and I've gotta say, it's a lot easier when you take a look at and decide early on what skills you're gonna focus on.

    And when you realize that Energy serves no useful purpose and that every point you waste on it is a point that you could have had in Vitality.

    I wish Diablo 2 was on Steam so I could go ahead and never lose those stupid CDs again. I never actually made a character that was any good (that is to say I never made an amazon or sorceress)

    In further game related news, I reinstalled Counter Strike Source and I'd say I can play that game at the level of a retarded 6 year old. I'm so cool.

    I had the same thing happen! I'm lucky to even approach a 1:1 ratio.

    ALSO EVERYONE IS HACKING@ I KNOWZ IT@

    Well, I used to play on ESEA with some cali clan my friend was in but then I got bored and stopped playing for a year... Now I suck.

    I feel like i've regained a portion of my soul, lost in pursuit of "BOOM HEADSHOT"s

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organ: The human body is amazingly resilient. I'd wax poetic about the spirituality of it all but Mikeman and Hippy would fly out of the sky and assault me.
    if it weren't we wouldn't be here to marvel at it

    MikeMan on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
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    Elki on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Heart of hearts has nothing to do with cards. What are you talking about?

    It doesn't make any sense in any other context. Except maybe a fictional organism that has multiple hearts that are all supplied with a separate blood-supply pumped by another heart.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jeez.

    Organichu on
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    If you still have the CD Keys you can go on Blizzard's site and create a Store account. You can put in your keys for it and the Xpac and it'll give you a digital copy you can download and install at will, no CD required. Same for Warcraft 3 and Starcraft (your original CD key gets you it and Brood war).
    Holy shit that's amazing. Unfortunately I let someone borrow my Lords of Destruction and never got it back but I should do that for starcraft.

    Blizzard is really... I dunno... That's just really cool of them.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Anyone else hate those gastic bypass commercials on tv? It's like "Yeah fatty go to your doctor he can fix you for being fat and soon enough you'll be fat once again fatty."

    I'm not really aiming this at you directly but, as an overweight guy, you people can be really mean about being overweight. It's not so much that you said anything wrong, it's just the cynical nature of what you just said has irked me.

    It's not like we sit there and go, "GOSH I LOVE BEING FAT."

    But some people make not effort to get thinner and then they go for gastic bypasas or they say "Meh its genetic FRIED CHICKEN!"

    98% of fat people are fat by choice there isn't any genetic disorder that makes you eat loaded foods.
    That is a fucking stupid number

    And making people feel bad for not exercising only makes you feel superior and does nothing to motivate us at all

    It also ignores that fact that there is a reason why these people are fat. Being overweight is a symptom (not all the time, but often enough) of a larger issue. Losing weight also isn't a walk in the park when a lot of the time, exercise puts an overweight person in a position where they're more self-conscious. As an overweight person, my attempts at weight-loss have been privately done, because running in public or working out at the gym make me incredibly uncomfortable.

    To say that a lot of fat people are unwilling to put in the effort to make a very large lifestyle change is one thing. To imply they stay the way they are because of convenience and don't suffer for it is something else entirely.

    Wash on
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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    t Ludios: yeah, I know someone who started at like, 415 lbs at 5'11"... and in maybe 15 months he was 210 lbs. He still had stretch marks but there was no saggy skin at all. It blew my mind, but it's definitely possible. Now, a couple of years later, his stretch marks are gone too.
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    You guys are weird.

    So apparently losing weight has it's downsides. I was just looking in the mirror this morning for any signs that the 30+ pounds I've lost actually happened and I noticed that yeah, my belly is a little bit smaller. Okay, that's good. It's also a little bit saggier.

    Fuck me. No good deed goes unpunished, right? Any tips from people who've lost a bunch of weight on how to minimize the excess skin?

    How big are you/were you at the beginning? If you're 50 lbs overweight, time will usually do the job. If not, filling out with a little muscle can help. If you're severely overweight, though, sometimes surgery truly is the only option. Different people have varying skin elasticity. Some people who start at 400 lbs end up looking as though they were always at a normal weight... others will look incredibly abnormal untill they spring for corrective surgery.

    Well, I'm naturally big - people underguess my weight by around 100 pounds all the time so I imagine I'll always be 'big'. But I peaked at 350. I'm not worried about my arms or legs or chest at all because I tend to grow muscle with hardly any effort. All I'm worried about is my gut, and I guess if surgery is the only course once the weight's gone, then that's what I'll do.

    I'm a former big man myself (peaking at about 133 kilograms), so don't take this the wrong way: you're almost certainly not destined to 'always be big'. It's normative, self-soothe speech developed by a hardly scientific community of overweight people in America. There absolutely are people whose body chemistry makes it just about impossible to get down to a completely healthy weight... however, they're exceedingly rare. Broad shoulders? Packing it all in one spot, otherwise looking fit? All of the 'distinct' big man paradigms, I've heard them all. Nothing about how you pack on fat guarantees you'll 'always' be big. Unless you're a freak of chemistry you absolutely can be 180 if you wish to, down the road. Don't resign yourself to always being "somewhat" big because of pseudo science.

    Of course if this is at all too intrusive just tell me to shut the hell up. :D I wish someone who used to be fat would have told it to me in my teen years, though. I lost hope so many times, thinking I was just one of those guys who would always be 'thick' (my self-soothe codeword for fat).

    Actually, I more meant that between the size of my ribcage and propensity for mass gain that when I'm a healthy weight (I don't give a fuck about actual numbers) I'll still be a big guy. I don't mean fat. I just mean barrel chested and broad shouldered.

    Nova_C on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    I am rail-skinny, and I can eat wheverthefuck I want. Although years and years and years of endurance sports will do that to you.

    your metabolism will crater one of these days.

    Dynagrip on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Heart of hearts has nothing to do with cards. What are you talking about?

    It doesn't make any sense in any other context. Except maybe a fictional organism that has multiple hearts that are all supplied with a separate blood-supply pumped by another heart.
    It means your deepest, core desire.

    Are you dumb, or what? It's not that hard to get.

    MikeMan on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I'm a former big man myself (peaking at about 133 kilograms), so don't take this the wrong way: you're almost certainly not destined to 'always be big'. It's normative, self-soothe speech developed by a hardly scientific community of overweight people in America. There absolutely are people whose body chemistry makes it just about impossible to get down to a completely healthy weight... however, they're exceedingly rare. Broad shoulders? Packing it all in one spot, otherwise looking fit? All of the 'distinct' big man paradigms, I've heard them all. Nothing about how you pack on fat guarantees you'll 'always' be big. Unless you're a freak of chemistry you absolutely can be 180 if you wish to, down the road. Don't resign yourself to always being "somewhat" big because of pseudo science.

    Of course if this is at all too intrusive just tell me to shut the hell up. :D I wish someone who used to be fat would have told it to me in my teen years, though. I lost hope so many times, thinking I was just one of those guys who would always be 'thick' (my self-soothe codeword for fat).
    I'm just a smidge under six feet tall, can palm a basketball, and wear size 13 EEEEEE shoes.

    I don't anticipate that losing weight is going to cause my shoe size to go down, or my hands to get any smaller. Yeah, I have "broad shoulders," but I don't really think it matters how much weight I lose, unless there's a way to lose bone mass that I'm not aware of, I'm pretty much always going to be "big."

    Thanatos on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't have work to day, and I am unsavorily bored. What to do with myself. Who knows.

    Maybe watch Good Will Hunting.

    Organichu on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm fairly certain that the fact that it's Counterstrike does, in fact, mean that 2/3 people are hacking the game to move like ninjas with obscenely large guns.

    Alecthar on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    This [chat] needs more stuff about video games.

    I've been playing through Diablo II again lately, and I've gotta say, it's a lot easier when you take a look at and decide early on what skills you're gonna focus on.

    And when you realize that Energy serves no useful purpose and that every point you waste on it is a point that you could have had in Vitality.

    I wish Diablo 2 was on Steam so I could go ahead and never lose those stupid CDs again. I never actually made a character that was any good (that is to say I never made an amazon or sorceress)

    In further game related news, I reinstalled Counter Strike Source and I'd say I can play that game at the level of a retarded 6 year old. I'm so cool.

    I had the same thing happen! I'm lucky to even approach a 1:1 ratio.

    ALSO EVERYONE IS HACKING@ I KNOWZ IT@

    Well, I used to play on ESEA with some cali clan my friend was in but then I got bored and stopped playing for a year... Now I suck.

    I feel like i've regained a portion of my soul, lost in pursuit of "BOOM HEADSHOT"s

    I used to hack like a fiend. I'm doing it right this time. And I'm getting better. The time commitment though, CS has a hell of a curve.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
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    Tycho wrote:
    We couldn't let the Acclaim bankruptcy go without comment, though we initially let it slide thinking about the ordinary gamers who lost their jobs there. They don't have anything to do with Acclaim's malevolent Public Relations mongrels, and it wasn't they who hatched the Titty Bike genre either. Then, we remembered that we have absolutely zero social conscience and love to say mean things.

    I believe that after today I will have decompressed every archive created over the course of the convention. I appreciate your being patient while I store this data.

    We've talked about the Omegathon, as well as the noble Omeganauts that took part in it. We discussed the convention in general, but I had not yet mentioned the total attendance, because I didn't know: three thousand sixty, that we counted anyway, on thirteen-hundred and thirty seven pre-registrants. We hoped for two thousand. They swept in like locusts - chewing, always chewing.

    I wanted to thank the industry professionals and others who sat on panels and filled the auditorium to capacity several times over. I was particularly delighted with the Pitch Your Game Ideas panel, though I understand that some people might have found the panelists dismissive. Trust this: those guys aren't any nicer to me - and when you're ready to pitch for real, you need to find a way to get those designs and your ego separated to a degree. I think I'm just used to it from working with Gabe in a creative capacity, but we've said things to each other about our ideas that - shall we say - leave no room for interpretation.

    The Red vs Blue panel was pretty much wall to wall people, a fire hazard, and to be perfectly honest those guys probably deserve it. I've had a couple opportunities in the last couple months to hang out with them, and hopefully they agree that they should be back every year for PAX, so long as there is such a thing. Next year I'd like to see a store or something you could grab their DVD at, shirts, that kind of thing - people were clearly hungry for it, you could see saliva running all the way down their front. At least, I think that's why. Anyway, they were covered with spit for some reason. A Red vs Blue DVD probably wouldn't hurt.

    I'm told that people enjoyed our panels, which is good, because they are an immense spiritual exertion. We can produce a facsimile of relaxation on stage, but let me assure you that speaking in that context grips us with terror. I always imagine that this is the sort of thing one gets used to, but yea, even unto five years of this that theorized state never arrives. Typically there are tables provided with microphones and whatnot, but we learned at the Ubercon that we really don't like sitting down when we are called on to operate the micaphone. It seems odd to be in repose when people come to see you, regal somehow. And, when you're already nervous, removing the capacity to move and work it out just exacerbates it.

    We learned a lot this year, some of it the hard way. At any rate, the consumer E3 has now been inaugurated. Why it took two of the laziest people in the universe to get it underway is beyond me, but I have a sense that there will be a PAX long after there is a Penny Arcade.

    (CW)TB out.

    so gentle and so true

    Elki on
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