Today was a "Chill with my boys" day, which woke me up about four hours early.
Which I'm okay with.
Because they're my boys.
Something about my day? uh... earlier, there were three dudes I've gotten to third base with in my living room, including my future husband. Weird revelation for me. "Being a slut was NOT that fun... huh."
me: man, shit is harsh
always
metadust: how harsh
metadust: should we shoot someone?
uhh
me: yeah
metadust: again?
me: basically
metadust: lets go get some bean bag rounds
make some shit fun
me: someone should get shot
yeah
metadust: I got an idea
lets rob a place
cut off there security
and have other people hold up signs that say filming in progress
so its all a movie
have some big ole camera and shit
then just leave
me: man meta, what a clever heist
metadust: it cant fail
as long as we knock out the clerks
and we have the money in the truck before anyone can check them out
scot free
also
marsh is doin that new DnD campaign
this mother fuckers a wizard harry
I've probably been accepted to the school I applied to and am currently buying everything you need for an apartment since I've lost everything twice now.
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Which I'm okay with.
Because they're my boys.
Something about my day? uh... earlier, there were three dudes I've gotten to third base with in my living room, including my future husband. Weird revelation for me. "Being a slut was NOT that fun... huh."
i guess
well shit man
meta you cannot sex a bus
Anjin its not called a tailpipe cause its in the back.
they told me to make sure the engine was off and the exhaust pipe was cool
ensure that there is sufficient padding to prevent cuts and scrapes
lube up the exhaust?
Seriously video games or anjin get in vent friendbrother.
IAM IAM I AM REEEADY
I am going to ask you again.
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIKE.
BECAUSE I AM BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT
I got some raybans, sat around and was sorta bummed and high
Then my friends picked me up and we partied hardy and i just got home and ate some cake so all in all it was pretty rad
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE
YOUR FUCKING DOG
Except I crash a lot.
Waka
Flocka
how is the sex working for you teefs I am ignorant of what you're looking for
little modern looking and lightweight compared to my old ones, but nice
always
metadust: how harsh
metadust: should we shoot someone?
uhh
me: yeah
metadust: again?
me: basically
metadust: lets go get some bean bag rounds
make some shit fun
me: someone should get shot
yeah
metadust: I got an idea
lets rob a place
cut off there security
and have other people hold up signs that say filming in progress
so its all a movie
have some big ole camera and shit
then just leave
me: man meta, what a clever heist
metadust: it cant fail
as long as we knock out the clerks
and we have the money in the truck before anyone can check them out
scot free
also
marsh is doin that new DnD campaign
this mother fuckers a wizard harry
STEAM!
life is good
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then leave
STEAM!
don't be such an amateur
maybe the house's owner is very particular about the way they cook their hotdogs?
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